The Message of Hate Thread

Who is more s***?

Micky Quim
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Mifune
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Tomski
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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by bodacious benny » Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:09 pm

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I get the need to make a profit but it costs a fiver for a whole bag of limes an actual mint plant and 2 litres of soda water which can probably make you at least 10-15 drinks, add an extra 15 or so for a bottle of rum, and you are probably looking at an actual cost of just under £2, so even on a specials happy hour they are getting a profit of at least £3, Then All other times they are getting a profit of £8 per drink that means 1 drink sold pays for the next 15 or so drinks.
I'm assuming this bar has staff, power, water, furniture, a license, music, a DJ, an actual venue etc etc. Yes they're still probably making a nice profit, but it definitely won't be £8!
Oh yeah, definitely some overheads etc. to cover!
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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by Don Sholeone » Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:21 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:
Don Sholeone wrote:
I get the need to make a profit but it costs a fiver for a whole bag of limes an actual mint plant and 2 litres of soda water which can probably make you at least 10-15 drinks, add an extra 15 or so for a bottle of rum, and you are probably looking at an actual cost of just under £2, so even on a specials happy hour they are getting a profit of at least £3, Then All other times they are getting a profit of £8 per drink that means 1 drink sold pays for the next 15 or so drinks.
I'm assuming this bar has staff, power, water, furniture, a license, music, a DJ, an actual venue etc etc. Yes they're still probably making a nice profit, but it definitely won't be £8!
Sorry but if you need to overcharge massively on your goods just to stay in business then maybe you need to re-evaluate whether they are fit to actually run a business. I'm pretty sure an £8 profit on goods isnt needed, also I bet I could walk up to the bar and buy a lime and soda water and a single rum for less than half the price of the drink as it is, all I'm missing is the mint, lob in a polo and jobs a good un

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Post by bodacious benny » Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:30 pm

You're also paying for 'the experience' as well if it's a nice place.
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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by Speedo » Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:53 pm

Don Sholeone wrote:
biggeordiedave wrote:
I'm assuming this bar has staff, power, water, furniture, a license, music, a DJ, an actual venue etc etc. Yes they're still probably making a nice profit, but it definitely won't be £8!
Sorry but if you need to overcharge massively on your goods just to stay in business then maybe you need to re-evaluate whether they are fit to actually run a business. I'm pretty sure an £8 profit on goods isnt needed, also I bet I could walk up to the bar and buy a lime and soda water and a single rum for less than half the price of the drink as it is, all I'm missing is the mint, lob in a polo and jobs a good un
So I'm guessing this one won't make it to a second date <laugh>

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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by bodacious benny » Thu Jan 18, 2018 7:10 pm

Let's face it, even if you only got a handjob out of it then it's not bad value <laugh>
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Post by biggeordiedave » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:48 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:You're also paying for 'the experience' as well if it's a nice place.
This. If there were two bars next door to each other, one selling £3 cocktails and the other selling £10 cocktails, I'd probably opt for the latter. Not because I'm a d*******, it's just less likely to be full of lasses wearing pink cowboy hats and meatheads drinking Fosters out of plastic pint cups.
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Post by Ramone » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:50 pm

Don Sholeone wrote:
biggeordiedave wrote:
I'm assuming this bar has staff, power, water, furniture, a license, music, a DJ, an actual venue etc etc. Yes they're still probably making a nice profit, but it definitely won't be £8!
Sorry but if you need to overcharge massively on your goods just to stay in business then maybe you need to re-evaluate whether they are fit to actually run a business. I'm pretty sure an £8 profit on goods isnt needed, also I bet I could walk up to the bar and buy a lime and soda water and a single rum for less than half the price of the drink as it is, all I'm missing is the mint, lob in a polo and jobs a good un
This is the stupidest sentence I've read on this website.
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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by biggeordiedave » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:52 pm

Don Sholeone wrote:
biggeordiedave wrote:
I'm assuming this bar has staff, power, water, furniture, a license, music, a DJ, an actual venue etc etc. Yes they're still probably making a nice profit, but it definitely won't be £8!
Sorry but if you need to overcharge massively on your goods just to stay in business then maybe you need to re-evaluate whether they are fit to actually run a business. I'm pretty sure an £8 profit on goods isnt needed, also I bet I could walk up to the bar and buy a lime and soda water and a single rum for less than half the price of the drink as it is, all I'm missing is the mint, lob in a polo and jobs a good un
Would you pay £10 for a main course in a restaurant? The cost of the ingredients probably isn't vastly different.
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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by Don Sholeone » Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:26 pm

Ramone wrote:
Don Sholeone wrote:
Sorry but if you need to overcharge massively on your goods just to stay in business then maybe you need to re-evaluate whether they are fit to actually run a business. I'm pretty sure an £8 profit on goods isnt needed, also I bet I could walk up to the bar and buy a lime and soda water and a single rum for less than half the price of the drink as it is, all I'm missing is the mint, lob in a polo and jobs a good un
This is the stupidest sentence I've read on this website.
You sound like you have some business knowledge, tell me more <awe>

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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by Don Sholeone » Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:31 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:
Don Sholeone wrote:
Sorry but if you need to overcharge massively on your goods just to stay in business then maybe you need to re-evaluate whether they are fit to actually run a business. I'm pretty sure an £8 profit on goods isnt needed, also I bet I could walk up to the bar and buy a lime and soda water and a single rum for less than half the price of the drink as it is, all I'm missing is the mint, lob in a polo and jobs a good un
Would you pay £10 for a main course in a restaurant? The cost of the ingredients probably isn't vastly different.
Mixing together 1 drink in no way equates to cooking a main course, anyone can work a bar not everyone can work a kitchen.

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Post by PFT » Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:18 pm

I take it she didn't put out then?
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Post by Hjl » Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:30 am

From how upset you are, I'm assuming you found out that she was in fact a he...?

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Post by bodacious benny » Fri Jan 19, 2018 7:31 am

<laugh>
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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by biggeordiedave » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:32 am

Ramone wrote:
Don Sholeone wrote:
Sorry but if you need to overcharge massively on your goods just to stay in business then maybe you need to re-evaluate whether they are fit to actually run a business. I'm pretty sure an £8 profit on goods isnt needed, also I bet I could walk up to the bar and buy a lime and soda water and a single rum for less than half the price of the drink as it is, all I'm missing is the mint, lob in a polo and jobs a good un
This is the stupidest sentence I've read on this website.
<laugh> High praise indeed.
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Post by Don Sholeone » Sat Jan 20, 2018 6:24 pm

Perch's First Touch wrote:I take it she didn't put out then?
No <fist>

Lol to be fair it turned out really well and spent 4 hours together, ended up at a nice little independent coffee shop with a nice log fire, few latte and a greek platter to share, went to an art gallery and a couple of museums, we are planning on a second date too <awe> ;)

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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by Hjl » Sat Jan 20, 2018 6:50 pm

When your mother in law, who is living with you for free temporarily for over a year, constantly criticizes you to your kids.

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Post by bodacious benny » Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:24 pm

Hjl wrote:When your mother in law, who is living with you for free temporarily for over a year, constantly criticizes you to your kids.
No wonder you turn to drink <laugh>

My mother-in-law can't stay at my house. She's disabled and we've no downstairs toilet. She can't even visit for more than an hour or so <diva>
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Post by Hjl » Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:25 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Hjl wrote:When your mother in law, who is living with you for free temporarily for over a year, constantly criticizes you to your kids.
No wonder you turn to drink <laugh>

My mother-in-law can't stay at my house. She's disabled and we've no downstairs toilet. She can't even visit for more than an hour or so <diva>
That was cleverly designed by you.

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Post by bodacious benny » Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:27 pm

Hjl wrote:
Bodacious Benny wrote:
No wonder you turn to drink <laugh>

My mother-in-law can't stay at my house. She's disabled and we've no downstairs toilet. She can't even visit for more than an hour or so <diva>
That was cleverly designed by you.
It works well <cheers>
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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by Don Sholeone » Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:49 pm

Hjl wrote:
Bodacious Benny wrote:
No wonder you turn to drink <laugh>

My mother-in-law can't stay at my house. She's disabled and we've no downstairs toilet. She can't even visit for more than an hour or so <diva>
That was cleverly designed by you.
I imagine his house still has a few hatchet marks in the wall from where he hacked the downstairs toilet out. <laugh>

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