The Message of Hate Thread

Who is more s***?

Micky Quim
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Mifune
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Tomski
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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by omegaprimevkm » Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:03 am

Don Sholeone wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:46 am
Gin drinkers are the vegans of alcohol consumption, you always know they are gin drinkers because they cant resist telling you.
<gent>

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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by Donkey Toon » Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:42 am

Micky Quim wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 6:48 am
Bodacious Benny wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:16 pm


If that's the number then I'm a whiskey w***** <ok>
You are both w******, I can confirm it <ok>
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I'm not gonna deny it. Guilty as charged. 8)

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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by Donkey Toon » Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:46 am

Don Sholeone wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:46 am
Gin drinkers are the vegans of alcohol consumption, you always know they are gin drinkers because they cant resist telling you.
<laugh>

There is some truth to this with the new converts since it became cool to drink it. But to be fair i've been drinking it since way before it became cool and consider myself more of a whisky/bourbon drinker if anything. When I first started drinking gin some of my mates asked me why I was drinking a girls drink. Wasn't something you advertised in those days.

In truth i'll drink any alcohol but champagne, which tastes foul.

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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by overseasTOON » Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:49 am

The one drink I can't stand is Aperol and it seems to be making a comeback from obscurity.

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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by Toondes » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:28 pm

overseasTOON wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:49 am
The one drink I can't stand is Aperol and it seems to be making a comeback from obscurity.
Campari is just as bad !
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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by Chappy » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:31 am

Toondes wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:28 pm
overseasTOON wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:49 am
The one drink I can't stand is Aperol and it seems to be making a comeback from obscurity.
Campari is just as bad !
f*** yas both I love an aperol spritz :)
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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by TBC » Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:39 pm

Google diagnosing, apparently I’m going to die
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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by Micky Quim » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:51 am

TBC wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:39 pm
Google diagnosing, apparently I’m going to die
You are, everyone does unfortunately

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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by Bodacious Benny » Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:31 pm

When you make a good joke and the other person doesn't even notice...

Bloke in my office was having to hand draw an arch shape earlier and said "it's not easy drawing a curve", I quickly said "it's not straightforward is it" and he didn't even bat an eyelid <wenger>
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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by Sir Bobby » Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:57 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:31 pm
When you make a good joke and the other person doesn't even notice...

Bloke in my office was having to hand draw an arch shape earlier and said "it's not easy drawing a curve", I quickly said "it's not straightforward is it" and he didn't even bat an eyelid <wenger>
I think that would be because of the quality of the joke, sir...


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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by Bodacious Benny » Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:07 pm

Sir Bobby wrote:
Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:57 pm
Bodacious Benny wrote:
Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:31 pm
When you make a good joke and the other person doesn't even notice...

Bloke in my office was having to hand draw an arch shape earlier and said "it's not easy drawing a curve", I quickly said "it's not straightforward is it" and he didn't even bat an eyelid <wenger>
I think that would be because of the quality of the joke, sir...


<whistle>
<laugh>

Thought my quick witted response was rather good <neg>
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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by overseasTOON » Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:56 pm

You go to one office party and eventually end up in A&E with a lump and a gash on your head (after succumbing to tequila and gravity) and the swines buy you a hard hat as a welcome back present.

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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by Bodacious Benny » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:50 am

Going into a 1 hour meeting at work at 10.00 and not coming out until 12.30 <urgh>
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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by overseasTOON » Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:12 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:50 am
Going into a 1 hour meeting at work at 10.00 and not coming out until 12.30 <urgh>
About a year ago we had an external party review our internal processes and he stated that one of our major failings was that all of our meetings overran.

He then ran a meeting to demonstrate about how to run better meetings and that meeting overran as well.

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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by biggeordiedave » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:37 am

A lad at work has just emailed me with a conversation he overheard in another part of the office.

"The traffic yesterday was, touch wood, not too bad."

Who the f*** says something like that?
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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by Bodacious Benny » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:48 am

biggeordiedave wrote:
Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:37 am
A lad at work has just emailed me with a conversation he overheard in another part of the office.

"The traffic yesterday was, touch wood, not too bad."

Who the **** says something like that?
<laugh>

Expressing hope for the future for something that happened in the past <laugh>
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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by biggeordiedave » Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:09 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:48 am
biggeordiedave wrote:
Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:37 am
A lad at work has just emailed me with a conversation he overheard in another part of the office.

"The traffic yesterday was, touch wood, not too bad."

Who the **** says something like that?
<laugh>

Expressing hope for the future for something that happened in the past <laugh>
Some stupid s*** gets said in here. I was in a meeting the other week and someone said "I'm not one for putting square pegs in square holes or vice versa." <doh>
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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by Bodacious Benny » Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:36 pm

Talking of work related pet hates, noisy eaters. It's like sitting next to a bin lorry in my office.
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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by Blue & Maroon » Tue Aug 21, 2018 3:56 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:
Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:09 pm
Bodacious Benny wrote:
Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:48 am


<laugh>

Expressing hope for the future for something that happened in the past <laugh>
Some stupid s*** gets said in here. I was in a meeting the other week and someone said "I'm not one for putting square pegs in square holes or vice versa." <doh>
''If you could do that it would be much appreciative''

Is often said by a person I work with.

Learn how to speak English you daft thunder cronut.

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Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Post by PTAO? » Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:26 pm

Blue & Maroon wrote:
Tue Aug 21, 2018 3:56 pm
biggeordiedave wrote:
Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:09 pm


Some stupid s*** gets said in here. I was in a meeting the other week and someone said "I'm not one for putting square pegs in square holes or vice versa." <doh>
''If you could do that it would be much appreciative''

Is often said by a person I work with.

Learn how to speak English you daft thunder cronut.
I could care less about that kind of thing.

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