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Don Sholeone wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:46 am

Gin drinkers are the vegans of alcohol consumption, you always know they are gin drinkers because they cant resist telling you.

Micky Quim wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 08, 2018 6:48 am

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:16 pm

If that's the number then I'm a whiskey w*****

You are both w******, I can confirm it

I'm not gonna deny it. Guilty as charged.

Don Sholeone wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:46 am

Gin drinkers are the vegans of alcohol consumption, you always know they are gin drinkers because they cant resist telling you.

There is some truth to this with the new converts since it became cool to drink it. But to be fair i've been drinking it since way before it became cool and consider myself more of a whisky/bourbon drinker if anything. When I first started drinking gin some of my mates asked me why I was drinking a girls drink. Wasn't something you advertised in those days.

In truth i'll drink any alcohol but champagne, which tastes foul.

The one drink I can't stand is Aperol and it seems to be making a comeback from obscurity.

overseasTOON wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:49 am

The one drink I can't stand is Aperol and it seems to be making a comeback from obscurity.

Campari is just as bad !

Toondes wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:28 pm

overseasTOON wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:49 am

The one drink I can't stand is Aperol and it seems to be making a comeback from obscurity.

Campari is just as bad !

f*** yas both I love an aperol spritz

Google diagnosing, apparently I’m going to die

TBC wrote: ↑

Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:39 pm

Google diagnosing, apparently I’m going to die

You are, everyone does unfortunately

When you make a good joke and the other person doesn't even notice...

Bloke in my office was having to hand draw an arch shape earlier and said "it's not easy drawing a curve", I quickly said "it's not straightforward is it" and he didn't even bat an eyelid

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:31 pm

When you make a good joke and the other person doesn't even notice...

Bloke in my office was having to hand draw an arch shape earlier and said "it's not easy drawing a curve", I quickly said "it's not straightforward is it" and he didn't even bat an eyelid

I think that would be because of the quality of the joke, sir...

Sir Bobby wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:57 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:31 pm

When you make a good joke and the other person doesn't even notice...

Bloke in my office was having to hand draw an arch shape earlier and said "it's not easy drawing a curve", I quickly said "it's not straightforward is it" and he didn't even bat an eyelid

I think that would be because of the quality of the joke, sir...

Thought my quick witted response was rather good

You go to one office party and eventually end up in A&E with a lump and a gash on your head (after succumbing to tequila and gravity) and the swines buy you a hard hat as a welcome back present.

Going into a 1 hour meeting at work at 10.00 and not coming out until 12.30

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:50 am

Going into a 1 hour meeting at work at 10.00 and not coming out until 12.30

About a year ago we had an external party review our internal processes and he stated that one of our major failings was that all of our meetings overran.

He then ran a meeting to demonstrate about how to run better meetings and that meeting overran as well.

A lad at work has just emailed me with a conversation he overheard in another part of the office.

"The traffic yesterday was, touch wood, not too bad."

Who the f*** says something like that?

biggeordiedave wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:37 am

A lad at work has just emailed me with a conversation he overheard in another part of the office.

"The traffic yesterday was, touch wood, not too bad."

Who the **** says something like that?

Expressing hope for the future for something that happened in the past

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:48 am

biggeordiedave wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:37 am

A lad at work has just emailed me with a conversation he overheard in another part of the office.

"The traffic yesterday was, touch wood, not too bad."

Who the **** says something like that?

Expressing hope for the future for something that happened in the past

Some stupid s*** gets said in here. I was in a meeting the other week and someone said "I'm not one for putting square pegs in square holes or vice versa."

Talking of work related pet hates, noisy eaters. It's like sitting next to a bin lorry in my office.

biggeordiedave wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:09 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:48 am

Expressing hope for the future for something that happened in the past

Some stupid s*** gets said in here. I was in a meeting the other week and someone said "I'm not one for putting square pegs in square holes or vice versa."

''If you could do that it would be much appreciative''

Is often said by a person I work with.

Learn how to speak English you daft thunder cronut.

Blue & Maroon wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 21, 2018 3:56 pm

biggeordiedave wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:09 pm

Some stupid s*** gets said in here. I was in a meeting the other week and someone said "I'm not one for putting square pegs in square holes or vice versa."

''If you could do that it would be much appreciative''

Is often said by a person I work with.

Learn how to speak English you daft thunder cronut.

I could care less about that kind of thing.