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biggeordiedave wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:19 am

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑

Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:22 am

Broken down waiting for the AA.

I sacked the AA off years ago and have used AutoAid ever since.

Tbf they arrived within 30 minutes, I needed a tow truck and that arrived 10 mins after the roadside patrol guy requested it so I've got no complaints with them.

The Budweiser whaaaaatsuuuuuup adverts. f*** me they make my blood boil

Toondes wrote: ↑

Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:15 pm

The Budweiser whaaaaatsuuuuuup adverts. **** me they make my blood boil

They were annoying as hell the first time around.

Toondes wrote: ↑

Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:15 pm

The Budweiser whaaaaatsuuuuuup adverts. f*** me they make my blood boil

The Microsoft teams advert did my head in when lockdown first started

Toondes wrote: ↑

Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:15 pm

The Budweiser whaaaaatsuuuuuup adverts. **** me they make my blood boil

I rarely ever watch things on tv when they’re actually on so just skip through adverts when I’m watching on demand or if I’ve recorded something.

Kid was just diagnosed with the Rona. Guess that explains why I feel like complete s***. Gonna be a fun week....

Hjl wrote: ↑

Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:34 pm

Kid was just diagnosed with the Rona. Guess that explains why I feel like complete s***. Gonna be a fun week....

Ah that sucks - hopefully in a few days you’ll all be on the mend

Hjl wrote: ↑

Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:34 pm

Kid was just diagnosed with the Rona. Guess that explains why I feel like complete s***. Gonna be a fun week....

Hope you both get well soon

So far so good. Just feel a bit tired with an on and off again headache. Still early days. Hope this is as bad as it'll get though.

The Sun.

What headline do they pick for a tragic train accident that killed three people?

"DEATH EXPRESS"

Unbelievable.

Can’t believe people still willingly choose to buy that rag.

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑

Thu Aug 13, 2020 2:21 pm

Can’t believe people still willingly choose to buy that rag.

IT HAS t*** IN IT.

biggeordiedave wrote: ↑

Thu Aug 13, 2020 7:46 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑

Thu Aug 13, 2020 2:21 pm

Can’t believe people still willingly choose to buy that rag.

IT HAS t*** IN IT.

I stopped buying it once the page 3 girls talked politics.

Rosie from Doncaster, 23 years old, 36C-28-30 says "I really hope that the US doesn't drop the two state plan and that Israel and Palestine can live in peace as individual and internationally recognised countries"

It made for a very difficult w***.

overseasTOON wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 14, 2020 6:36 am

biggeordiedave wrote: ↑

Thu Aug 13, 2020 7:46 pm

IT HAS t*** IN IT.

I stopped buying it once the page 3 girls talked politics.

Rosie from Doncaster, 23 years old, 36C-28-30 says "I really hope that the US doesn't drop the two state plan and that Israel and Palestine can live in peace as individual and internationally recognised countries"

It made for a very difficult w***.

Gone vegan for 5 days as Mrs. OT wanted to do it while miniOT is away.

Gotta say it's easy so far and not massively missing meat but would like to s*** less.

Every time I feel a need to wee I also feel like I could poo and invariably do. Surely at some point I can get back to:

1. Shitting solids
2. Not shitting 5 times a day
3. Feeling smug because I didn't eat a f***ing animal as a snack.
4. Stop calculating the lack of calories in a salad to how many beers I can have.

My sister has Chron’s diseases and I’ve been having similar symptoms, got a hospital appointment next week. Long story short, I’ve forgotten what a solid s*** feels like and half the time am worried to fart as it might not just be a fart.

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 14, 2020 9:42 pm

My sister has Chron’s diseases and I’ve been having similar symptoms, got a hospital appointment next week. Long story short, I’ve forgotten what a solid s*** feels like and half the time am worried to fart as it might not just be a fart.

Chrons is still a low risk hereditary disease but still worth checking out chap.

Make an appointment.

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 14, 2020 9:42 pm

My sister has Chron’s diseases and I’ve been having similar symptoms, got a hospital appointment next week. Long story short, I’ve forgotten what a solid s*** feels like and half the time am worried to fart as it might not just be a fart.

I feel the same, but then my diet consists largely of kebabs and beer.

This "living in your head rent free" phrase that seems to have appeared from nowhere. It seems to be most commonly used in football or political arguments. I think the people who use it think they are being witty or clever, but it's just really s***.

Now some dick is going to come along and make a "living rent free" is living in your head rent free joke.

biggeordiedave wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 18, 2020 12:00 pm

This "living in your head rent free" phrase that seems to have appeared from nowhere. It seems to be most commonly used in football or political arguments. I think the people who use it think they are being witty or clever, but it's just really s***.

Now some dick is going to come along and make a "living rent free" is living in your head rent free joke.

"Living rent free" is living in your head rent free.