The Most Painful Injury Thread

[ALF]

I'm eating lunch and I opened that

Couldn't resist the nsfw ?

I never can

[The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco]

I think Bear Grylls' producer wins;

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f*** Yeah!

Thats hardcore man

[Jaiston]

Couldn't resist the nsfw ?

I never can

That gives me ideas.

[ALF]

I never can

That gives me ideas.

Never opening one of yours again...

[Daveunited]

How did that happen Jaiston

[overseasTOON]

I was working in the kitchens and had told all the kitchen porters that they had to wear the safety shoes provided by work because trainers provided little to no protection against potential mishaps. Alas, they hated wearing them and ignored me most of the time.

One night a KP was cleaning the back wall of the kitchen and standing on one of the work surfaces. He's busy and trying to get the job done ASAP and forgets that the deep fat fryer is also along the back wall. I was stock counting with the other chef on duty and we heard a scream, ran into the kitchen and he was standing there screaming with his foot stuck in the fat fryer, too shocked to move.

We grabbed him, dragged him out and shouted to a waitress to phone an ambulance. The KP has passed out now from the pain and I looked at his foot and nearly threw up as the entire trainer had melted around his foot.

We picked him up and took him out the staff room, asked for a bucket of ice from the bar staff and within minutes we'd managed to get his foot into ice water to stop the fat from continuing to cook his foot as it was trapped at over 200 degrees inside the trainer.

The ambulance showed up and quickly got him to the hospital. The guy was in such a state that his toes 'melted' together and when they cut off the trainer, all that was left was essentially the bone.

Never saw the bloke again but when I told future KP's that story, they wore the safety shoes.

[Duke]

I was working in the kitchens and had told all the kitchen porters that they had to wear the safety shoes provided by work because trainers provided little to no protection against potential mishaps. Alas, they hated wearing them and ignored me most of the time.

One night a KP was cleaning the back wall of the kitchen and standing on one of the work surfaces. He's busy and trying to get the job done ASAP and forgets that the deep fat fryer is also along the back wall. I was stock counting with the other chef on duty and we heard a scream, ran into the kitchen and he was standing there screaming with his foot stuck in the fat fryer, too shocked to move.

We grabbed him, dragged him out and shouted to a waitress to phone an ambulance. The KP has passed out now from the pain and I looked at his foot and nearly threw up as the entire trainer had melted around his foot.

We picked him up and took him out the staff room, asked for a bucket of ice from the bar staff and within minutes we'd managed to get his foot into ice water to stop the fat from continuing to cook his foot as it was trapped at over 200 degrees inside the trainer.

The ambulance showed up and quickly got him to the hospital. The guy was in such a state that his toes 'melted' together and when they cut off the trainer, all that was left was essentially the bone.

Never saw the bloke again but when I told future KP's that story, they wore the safety shoes.

Jesus f***ing Christ

[Ramone]

[asbo]

I was working in the kitchens and had told all the kitchen porters that they had to wear the safety shoes provided by work because trainers provided little to no protection against potential mishaps. Alas, they hated wearing them and ignored me most of the time.

One night a KP was cleaning the back wall of the kitchen and standing on one of the work surfaces. He's busy and trying to get the job done ASAP and forgets that the deep fat fryer is also along the back wall. I was stock counting with the other chef on duty and we heard a scream, ran into the kitchen and he was standing there screaming with his foot stuck in the fat fryer, too shocked to move.

We grabbed him, dragged him out and shouted to a waitress to phone an ambulance. The KP has passed out now from the pain and I looked at his foot and nearly threw up as the entire trainer had melted around his foot.

We picked him up and took him out the staff room, asked for a bucket of ice from the bar staff and within minutes we'd managed to get his foot into ice water to stop the fat from continuing to cook his foot as it was trapped at over 200 degrees inside the trainer.

The ambulance showed up and quickly got him to the hospital. The guy was in such a state that his toes 'melted' together and when they cut off the trainer, all that was left was essentially the bone.

Never saw the bloke again but when I told future KP's that story, they wore the safety shoes.

I'd have just carried on wearing trainers and not stuck my foot in a fat fryer.

[Jaiston]

That gives me ideas.

Never opening one of yours again...

That is probably the safe thing, no one has appreciated any of my nsfw pictures, on this forum, ever.

How did that happen Jaiston

He was bitten by a snake.

[Dr. Bishop]

I think Bear Grylls' producer wins;

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Surely I can't be the only one who thinks that looks kind of awesome?

[Jaiston]

I think Bear Grylls' producer wins;

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Surely I can't be the only one who thinks that looks kind of awesome?

Ditto

Before:

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After:

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[Dr. Bishop]

It looked better without the skin

[Jaiston]

It looked better without the skin

It does

Evil snake!

[asbo]

After:

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f***ing hell, what a bodge. He should report them to Rogue Traders.

[biggeordiedave]

After:

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f***ing hell, what a bodge. He should report them to Rogue Traders.

I bet the ordinary taxpayer had to foot the bill.

[Ramone]

f***ing hell, what a bodge. He should report them to Rogue Traders.

I bet the ordinary taxpayer had to foot the bill.

How were you allowed to get away with this f***ing awful pun?

[biggeordiedave]

Felt the need to bump this thread too...

[Hjl]

Cut up a ghost chilli, didn't wash my hands, took a piss.......

I tried everything, even dipped my cock into a glass of milk. It burned like Satan's rage for hours.

[biggeordiedave]

Cut up a ghost chilli, didn't wash my hands, took a piss.......

I tried everything, even dipped my cock into a glass of milk. It burned like Satan's rage for hours.

I've rubbed my eyes a few times after chopping chillies. Always deeply unpleasant.