The Most Painful Injury Thread
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I've been lucky here lads. Sure I've broke an arm, a wrist (first game of a 6 a side tournament and I played all six games) and done a ligament in but nowt too bad.
Worst thing was getting hit in the eye with a squash ball. No bruising as it was ball to eyeball, dead centre. In work the next day my boss wanted to know why I was behind. "I can't see my screen, double vision from squash injury" "You play squash? We need a game sometime, take a long lunch break on Thursday and we'll play"
Worst thing was getting hit in the eye with a squash ball. No bruising as it was ball to eyeball, dead centre. In work the next day my boss wanted to know why I was behind. "I can't see my screen, double vision from squash injury" "You play squash? We need a game sometime, take a long lunch break on Thursday and we'll play"
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Squash!Cisse's Overheating Torso wrote:I've been lucky here lads. Sure I've broke an arm, a wrist (first game of a 6 a side tournament and I played all six games) and done a ligament in but nowt too bad.
Worst thing was getting hit in the eye with a squash ball. No bruising as it was ball to eyeball, dead centre. In work the next day my boss wanted to know why I was behind. "I can't see my screen, double vision from squash injury" "You play squash? We need a game sometime, take a long lunch break on Thursday and we'll play"
Though why weren't you wearing protective glasses!
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Was at Rugby training once and ran into my mate and our two knee caps just smashed together. It was unbelievably painful- thought I had broken my kneecap though no real damage was done. Imagine someone giving you a deadleg but to your kneecap! Couldn't walk until about 3 days later.
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Because I don't want to look like a Sales Rep from LutonKingoStarr wrote:Squash!Cisse's Overheating Torso wrote:I've been lucky here lads. Sure I've broke an arm, a wrist (first game of a 6 a side tournament and I played all six games) and done a ligament in but nowt too bad.
Worst thing was getting hit in the eye with a squash ball. No bruising as it was ball to eyeball, dead centre. In work the next day my boss wanted to know why I was behind. "I can't see my screen, double vision from squash injury" "You play squash? We need a game sometime, take a long lunch break on Thursday and we'll play"
Though why weren't you wearing protective glasses!
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One evening while playing Rugby a lad collapsed in a heap of pain after dislocating his hip. Luckily his coach knew how to fix the problem and decided to put it back into place. To the team's surprisement the lad started screaming even more and had to be sent to hospital due to the agony.
Turns out one of his testicles had slipped into the socket right before the hip was put back into place.
Turns out one of his testicles had slipped into the socket right before the hip was put back into place.
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I think reading the above post is now my most painful injury.
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Isn't that a Jason Manford joke?GirondinGeordie wrote:One evening while playing Rugby a lad collapsed in a heap of pain after dislocating his hip. Luckily his coach knew how to fix the problem and decided to put it back into place. To the team's surprisement the lad started screaming even more and had to be sent to hospital due to the agony.
Turns out one of his testicles had slipped into the socket right before the hip was put back into place.
Or is it actually something that's surprisingly and terrifyingly common?
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Google says yes.Minty Fresh wrote:Isn't that a Jason Manford joke?GirondinGeordie wrote:One evening while playing Rugby a lad collapsed in a heap of pain after dislocating his hip. Luckily his coach knew how to fix the problem and decided to put it back into place. To the team's surprisement the lad started screaming even more and had to be sent to hospital due to the agony.
Turns out one of his testicles had slipped into the socket right before the hip was put back into place.
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People with missing limbs in Boston, think that has to be very painful.
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Yeah it's joke lads no worries
It just sounds absolutely horrific.
It just sounds absolutely horrific.
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I've just snapped my quad tendon. I've had a few nasty ones but I find the ones that sound bad (broken bones, studs to the face) don't hurt as much as those that don't even sound bad like pulled muscles and dislocated shoulders. This is up there with the most painful I've ever had
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How did you do that?Sir Bobby wrote:I've just snapped my quad tendon. I've had a few nasty ones but I find the ones that sound bad (broken bones, studs to the face) don't hurt as much as those that don't even sound bad like pulled muscles and dislocated shoulders. This is up there with the most painful I've ever had
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Yeah this is definitely true as my experience goes. I tore my hamstring and it hurt much more than anything else I've done playing sports.Sir Bobby wrote:I've just snapped my quad tendon. I've had a few nasty ones but I find the ones that sound bad (broken bones, studs to the face) don't hurt as much as those that don't even sound bad like pulled muscles and dislocated shoulders. This is up there with the most painful I've ever had
Snapping a tendon just sounds horrible though
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Just playing football. Last few months I've had quadriceps tendinosis (basically little tears in the tendon) but I went to a physio and he told me I should keep playing and keep it loose, so 89th minute of the last game of the season, taking a goal kick and I hear a snap. Typical!Ramone wrote:How did you do that?Sir Bobby wrote:I've just snapped my quad tendon. I've had a few nasty ones but I find the ones that sound bad (broken bones, studs to the face) don't hurt as much as those that don't even sound bad like pulled muscles and dislocated shoulders. This is up there with the most painful I've ever had
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Yeah I should be. It might need an op but I'm just glad it happened right at the end of the season. Cheers
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I think Bear Grylls' producer wins;
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I'm eating lunch and I opened that
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ALF wrote:I'm eating lunch and I opened that
Couldn't resist the nsfw ?