One of the worst shits I've had was post Vindaloo. Its was f***ing delicious (the curry that is not the s*** you deviant fucks) . Was dreading the next day, nothing, day after, nothing, on the third day I had an unholy stomach ache and what I can only describe as a volcano came out me arsehole.biggeordiedave wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2020 11:51 amI've rubbed my eyes a few times after chopping chillies. Always deeply unpleasant.
The Most Painful Injury Thread
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I annoyed a pizza person placing my order when he said he didnt have a spicy pizza so he took the piss.
I woke up at 5am, raced to the toilet and woke the entire house up screaming as my ring was on fire.
Next time I phoned up for a pizza; I was the nicest person in the world.
I woke up at 5am, raced to the toilet and woke the entire house up screaming as my ring was on fire.
Next time I phoned up for a pizza; I was the nicest person in the world.
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Spicy food doesn’t have that effect on me, never suffered from the ring of fire.
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I eat habaneros with almost every meal, capsaicin does almost nothing to my mouth either. Try getting it on your John Thomas and telling me it doesn't effect you......Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2020 10:39 pmSpicy food doesn’t have that effect on me, never suffered from the ring of fire.
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I can drink hot coffee without problems too, that doesn't mean it wouldn't hurt if I poured it all over my cock.
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Not a injury. But the worst pain i have ever had was toothache. It started on a Thursday. And then it was being a Bank Holiday weekend. Got so bad my face was swelling up. Dentist give me antibiotics. Then did root canal treatment to save the tooth. The pain was so bad with it, I would have shot myself if there was a gun nearby. Ever since that i have been ott with looking after my gob.
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My wife's tooth cracked and fell out about 6 weeks ago and given the lockdown she hasn't been able to see a dentist. Shes been on antibiotics and pain killers and we filled the crack with some dental cement while a dentist talked us through it over the phone.ToonCraig wrote: ↑Sun May 31, 2020 7:32 pmNot a injury. But the worst pain i have ever had was toothache. It started on a Thursday. And then it was being a Bank Holiday weekend. Got so bad my face was swelling up. Dentist give me antibiotics. Then did root canal treatment to save the tooth. The pain was so bad with it, I would have shot myself if there was a gun nearby. Ever since that i have been ott with looking after my gob.
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Teeth are f***ing s***. Why couldn't they be made out of something less complicated?
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Teeth are gonna be the first thing to go when we become bionic muthafuckas. Imagine pearly whites that look great and never have to be cared for ever. Ideal.
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You are a much healthier tooth-keeper than I...overseasTOON wrote: ↑Wed Jun 03, 2020 4:21 pmI'm closer to 50 than 40 and I've never even had a filling.
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Even though Dentistry is more advanced than ever. They can save teeth. But there are still loads of people walking around with missing/no/rotten teeth. No pride in themselves.
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The worst pain I ever experienced, was a shooting pain in my arse. All thanks to constipation. After two days of not going. This almighty pain
began, it hurt so much I was sick all over myself not once but twice!
began, it hurt so much I was sick all over myself not once but twice!
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A guy I know was involved in a car crash and was in an induced coma. When he came round he was so blocked up a nurse had to stick her hand up his arse to get things moving
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My ex worked in a hospital and I think that’s referred to as a “manual excavation”Micky Quim wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 7:36 amA guy I know was involved in a car crash and was in an induced coma. When he came round he was so blocked up a nurse had to stick her hand up his arse to get things moving
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It was awful, I was covered in my fry up, I had a few hours before,
Straight after the ordeal, I had to hop in the shower to clean myself. After that I just collapsed on my bed!
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In my early teens I went a good few days without going and was in some discomfort and they were talking about that as a potential option. Thankfully the lactulose did the job and I shifted the load so it never got to that!Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 8:10 amMy ex worked in a hospital and I think that’s referred to as a “manual excavation”Micky Quim wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 7:36 amA guy I know was involved in a car crash and was in an induced coma. When he came round he was so blocked up a nurse had to stick her hand up his arse to get things moving
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Very surprised I haven't contributed to this thread given my injury history, where to start.
ACL when I first done it was probably the worst pain I remember, Tearing quad muscle from the bone another. Snapping Achilles tendon also as I've never fully recovered from that one despite surgery and alongside the another ACL injury pretty much finished my professional career.
ACL when I first done it was probably the worst pain I remember, Tearing quad muscle from the bone another. Snapping Achilles tendon also as I've never fully recovered from that one despite surgery and alongside the another ACL injury pretty much finished my professional career.
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My professional career was finished by me being s*** at football.lassassinblanc wrote: ↑Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:20 pmVery surprised I haven't contributed to this thread given my injury history, where to start.
ACL when I first done it was probably the worst pain I remember, Tearing quad muscle from the bone another. Snapping Achilles tendon also as I've never fully recovered from that one despite surgery and alongside the another ACL injury pretty much finished my professional career.
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