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Post by Colback's Orange Tufts » Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:39 am

I've been lucky here lads. Sure I've broke an arm, a wrist (first game of a 6 a side tournament and I played all six games) and done a ligament in but nowt too bad.

Worst thing was getting hit in the eye with a squash ball. No bruising as it was ball to eyeball, dead centre. In work the next day my boss wanted to know why I was behind. "I can't see my screen, double vision from squash injury" "You play squash? We need a game sometime, take a long lunch break on Thursday and we'll play"
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Post by KingoStarr » Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:55 am

Cisse's Overheating Torso wrote:I've been lucky here lads. Sure I've broke an arm, a wrist (first game of a 6 a side tournament and I played all six games) and done a ligament in but nowt too bad.

Worst thing was getting hit in the eye with a squash ball. No bruising as it was ball to eyeball, dead centre. In work the next day my boss wanted to know why I was behind. "I can't see my screen, double vision from squash injury" "You play squash? We need a game sometime, take a long lunch break on Thursday and we'll play"
Squash! <awe>

Though why weren't you wearing protective glasses! <roll>
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Post by jpg » Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:52 pm

Was at Rugby training once and ran into my mate and our two knee caps just smashed together. It was unbelievably painful- thought I had broken my kneecap though no real damage was done. Imagine someone giving you a deadleg but to your kneecap! Couldn't walk until about 3 days later.

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Re: The Most Painful Injury Thread

Post by Colback's Orange Tufts » Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:55 pm

KingoStarr wrote:
Cisse's Overheating Torso wrote:I've been lucky here lads. Sure I've broke an arm, a wrist (first game of a 6 a side tournament and I played all six games) and done a ligament in but nowt too bad.

Worst thing was getting hit in the eye with a squash ball. No bruising as it was ball to eyeball, dead centre. In work the next day my boss wanted to know why I was behind. "I can't see my screen, double vision from squash injury" "You play squash? We need a game sometime, take a long lunch break on Thursday and we'll play"
Squash! <awe>

Though why weren't you wearing protective glasses! <roll>
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Post by GirondinGeordie » Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:08 pm

One evening while playing Rugby a lad collapsed in a heap of pain after dislocating his hip. Luckily his coach knew how to fix the problem and decided to put it back into place. To the team's surprisement the lad started screaming even more and had to be sent to hospital due to the agony.
Turns out one of his testicles had slipped into the socket right before the hip was put back into place.
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Re: The Most Painful Injury Thread

Post by Cal » Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:13 pm

I think reading the above post is now my most painful injury. <neg>

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Post by Minty Fresh » Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:13 pm

GirondinGeordie wrote:One evening while playing Rugby a lad collapsed in a heap of pain after dislocating his hip. Luckily his coach knew how to fix the problem and decided to put it back into place. To the team's surprisement the lad started screaming even more and had to be sent to hospital due to the agony.
Turns out one of his testicles had slipped into the socket right before the hip was put back into place.
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Post by Cal » Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:14 pm

Minty Fresh wrote:
GirondinGeordie wrote:One evening while playing Rugby a lad collapsed in a heap of pain after dislocating his hip. Luckily his coach knew how to fix the problem and decided to put it back into place. To the team's surprisement the lad started screaming even more and had to be sent to hospital due to the agony.
Turns out one of his testicles had slipped into the socket right before the hip was put back into place.
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Post by cbrad NUFC » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:39 pm

People with missing limbs in Boston, think that has to be very painful.

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Post by GirondinGeordie » Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:29 am

Yeah it's joke lads no worries ;)
It just sounds absolutely horrific.
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Post by Sir Bobby » Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:57 pm

I've just snapped my quad tendon. I've had a few nasty ones but I find the ones that sound bad (broken bones, studs to the face) don't hurt as much as those that don't even sound bad like pulled muscles and dislocated shoulders. This is up there with the most painful I've ever had

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Post by Ramone » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:26 pm

Sir Bobby wrote:I've just snapped my quad tendon. I've had a few nasty ones but I find the ones that sound bad (broken bones, studs to the face) don't hurt as much as those that don't even sound bad like pulled muscles and dislocated shoulders. This is up there with the most painful I've ever had
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Post by TheLittleGeordie » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:37 pm

Sir Bobby wrote:I've just snapped my quad tendon. I've had a few nasty ones but I find the ones that sound bad (broken bones, studs to the face) don't hurt as much as those that don't even sound bad like pulled muscles and dislocated shoulders. This is up there with the most painful I've ever had
Yeah this is definitely true as my experience goes. I tore my hamstring and it hurt much more than anything else I've done playing sports.

Snapping a tendon just sounds horrible though <erk>
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Re: The Most Painful Injury Thread

Post by Sir Bobby » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:50 pm

Ramone wrote:
Sir Bobby wrote:I've just snapped my quad tendon. I've had a few nasty ones but I find the ones that sound bad (broken bones, studs to the face) don't hurt as much as those that don't even sound bad like pulled muscles and dislocated shoulders. This is up there with the most painful I've ever had
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Just playing football. Last few months I've had quadriceps tendinosis (basically little tears in the tendon) but I went to a physio and he told me I should keep playing and keep it loose, so 89th minute of the last game of the season, taking a goal kick and I hear a snap. Typical!

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Post by Ramone » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:57 pm

<erk> Hope you're alright <ok>
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Re: The Most Painful Injury Thread

Post by Sir Bobby » Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:09 pm

Yeah I should be. It might need an op but I'm just glad it happened right at the end of the season. Cheers <ok>

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Re: The Most Painful Injury Thread

Post by Jaiston » Wed May 01, 2013 10:05 am

I think Bear Grylls' producer wins;
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Post by PLS » Wed May 01, 2013 10:45 am

thats def not safe for work <erk>
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Re: The Most Painful Injury Thread

Post by ALF » Wed May 01, 2013 12:18 pm

I'm eating lunch and I opened that <neg>

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Re: The Most Painful Injury Thread

Post by Jaiston » Wed May 01, 2013 1:10 pm

ALF wrote:I'm eating lunch and I opened that <neg>
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