The Most Painful Injury Thread

[Blue & Maroon]

Cut up a ghost chilli, didn't wash my hands, took a piss.......

I tried everything, even dipped my cock into a glass of milk. It burned like Satan's rage for hours.

I've rubbed my eyes a few times after chopping chillies. Always deeply unpleasant.

One of the worst shits I've had was post Vindaloo. Its was f***ing delicious (the curry that is not the s*** you deviant fucks) . Was dreading the next day, nothing, day after, nothing, on the third day I had an unholy stomach ache and what I can only describe as a volcano came out me arsehole.

[overseasTOON]

I annoyed a pizza person placing my order when he said he didnt have a spicy pizza so he took the piss.

I woke up at 5am, raced to the toilet and woke the entire house up screaming as my ring was on fire.

Next time I phoned up for a pizza; I was the nicest person in the world.

[Bodacious Benny]

Spicy food doesn’t have that effect on me, never suffered from the ring of fire.

[Hjl]

Spicy food doesn’t have that effect on me, never suffered from the ring of fire.

I eat habaneros with almost every meal, capsaicin does almost nothing to my mouth either. Try getting it on your John Thomas and telling me it doesn't effect you......

[biggeordiedave]

I can drink hot coffee without problems too, that doesn't mean it wouldn't hurt if I poured it all over my cock.

[ToonCraig]

Not a injury. But the worst pain i have ever had was toothache. It started on a Thursday. And then it was being a Bank Holiday weekend. Got so bad my face was swelling up. Dentist give me antibiotics. Then did root canal treatment to save the tooth. The pain was so bad with it, I would have shot myself if there was a gun nearby. Ever since that i have been ott with looking after my gob.

[overseasTOON]

Not a injury. But the worst pain i have ever had was toothache. It started on a Thursday. And then it was being a Bank Holiday weekend. Got so bad my face was swelling up. Dentist give me antibiotics. Then did root canal treatment to save the tooth. The pain was so bad with it, I would have shot myself if there was a gun nearby. Ever since that i have been ott with looking after my gob.

My wife's tooth cracked and fell out about 6 weeks ago and given the lockdown she hasn't been able to see a dentist. Shes been on antibiotics and pain killers and we filled the crack with some dental cement while a dentist talked us through it over the phone.

[biggeordiedave]

Teeth are f***ing s***. Why couldn't they be made out of something less complicated?

[Sir Bobby]

Teeth are gonna be the first thing to go when we become bionic muthafuckas. Imagine pearly whites that look great and never have to be cared for ever. Ideal.

[overseasTOON]

Teeth are gonna be the first thing to go when we become bionic muthafuckas. Imagine pearly whites that look great and never have to be cared for ever. Ideal.

I'm closer to 50 than 40 and I've never even had a filling.

[Sir Bobby]

Teeth are gonna be the first thing to go when we become bionic muthafuckas. Imagine pearly whites that look great and never have to be cared for ever. Ideal.

I'm closer to 50 than 40 and I've never even had a filling.

You are a much healthier tooth-keeper than I...

[ToonCraig]

Even though Dentistry is more advanced than ever. They can save teeth. But there are still loads of people walking around with missing/no/rotten teeth. No pride in themselves.