Noel Gallagher on Gary Neville after he quoted Oasis lyrics:He has all that talent, yet he's still got the haircut of a f***ing Dinner Lady.
I feel violated. If Mr Neville continues to use the holy scriptures of Oasis to communicate with the Cockney massive, I shall be forced to come up to Cheshire in the middle of the night, break into his house, tie him to a chair, make him listen to the Best Of Simply Red while I pull his tash out one grey hair at a time (with my teeth), liberate those Oasis CDs and s–t in his manbag. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
The Boy George one is a particular favourite of mine.