The funny corner
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THE ITALIAN WEDDING
I was a very happy man. My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else.
One day she called me and asked me to come over. 'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to m e that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She said "Before you commit your life to my sister". Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said, "if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment. Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me. He said, 'My son, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!!
I was a very happy man. My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else.
One day she called me and asked me to come over. 'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to m e that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She said "Before you commit your life to my sister". Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said, "if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment. Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me. He said, 'My son, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!!
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Keighley police are hunting a woman known as the 'knitting needle Nutter', who has stabbed 16 people in the backside with a knitting needle in the last two days.
Chief inspector Malcolm Ballcock thinks she may be following some sort of pattern...
Chief inspector Malcolm Ballcock thinks she may be following some sort of pattern...
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Billy and Mick were walking past the grave yard when Mick says "flippin hell Billy theres a fella here was 152 when he died!"
"What's his name?" asked Billy.
"152 ... Miles From London"
"What's his name?" asked Billy.
"152 ... Miles From London"
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A lorry load of terrapins overturned on the A1 near Newcastle today.... a police spokesman has described it as a “Turtle disaster “.
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Somebodys pinched my sombrero wrote: ↑Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:07 pmN V B K I T H E K L O P F
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Somebodys pinched my sombrero wrote: ↑Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:07 pmN V B K I T H E K L O P F
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now I get it....took me a while!
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Just went into a shop and said, "Can I pay by card?" The cashier said, "No problem, what card do you have?"
I said, "The six of spades!"
I said, "The six of spades!"
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Re: The funny corner
Once again I am convinced that it is better to download the modification if you want to play calmly, therefore I chose because the original application is very limited in functionality and does not allow you to fully enjoy your time.
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Excellent. I'll be sure to try.
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Lol don't get it fedor