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Re: The funny corner

Post by Micky Quim » Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:58 pm

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Re: The funny corner

Post by Bodacious Benny » Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:34 pm

<laugh>

A rare funny joke on this thread <roll>
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Re: The funny corner

Post by Micky Quim » Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:50 am

Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar, Demerara

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Re: The funny corner

Post by daib0 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:06 pm

A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own Clinic and puts a sign outside ;-

'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'

An American Lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the Clinic.

Lawyer: 'I have lost my sense of Taste.'

Chinese: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.'

Lawyer: 'Ugh. this is Kerosene.'

Chinese: 'Congrats, your sense of Taste is restored. Give me $20 dolla.'

The annoyed Lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.

Lawyer: 'I have lost my Memory. I cannot remember anything.'

Chinese: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.'

Lawyer (annoyed): 'This is Kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my Taste.'

Chinese: 'Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20 dolla.'

The fuming Lawyer pays him and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

Lawyer: 'My Eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all.'

Chinese: 'Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100 dolla.'

Lawyer (staring at the note): 'But this is $20, not $100"...

Chinese: 'Congrats muddaf*cka, your Eyesight is restored. Give me another $20 dolla'
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Re: The funny corner

Post by Micky Quim » Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:22 pm

I've been told that my grammar is very poor but I don't believe them. Only last week she gave me £20

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Re: The funny corner

Post by Micky Quim » Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:22 pm

I truly got to know my inner self today, thats Tesco value toilet paper for you

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Re: The funny corner

Post by daib0 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:27 pm

Micky Quim wrote:
Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:22 pm
I've been told that my grammar is very poor but I don't believe them. Only last week she gave me £20
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Re: The funny corner

Post by daib0 » Sat Jan 19, 2019 2:38 pm

Funny ... but true!!


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Re: The funny corner

Post by Micky Quim » Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:06 pm

I truly got to know my inner self today, thats Tesco value toilet paper for you

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Re: The funny corner

Post by Micky Quim » Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:07 pm

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Re: The funny corner

Post by ALF » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:27 pm

I truly got to know my inner self today, thats Tesco value toilet paper for you

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Re: The funny corner

Post by Micky Quim » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:43 pm

ALF wrote:
Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:27 pm
I truly got to know my inner self today, thats Tesco value toilet paper for you
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Re: The funny corner

Post by Bodacious Benny » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:51 pm

ALF wrote:
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I truly got to know my inner self today, thats Tesco value toilet paper for you
We’ve all been there.
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I truly got to know my inner self today, thats Tesco value toilet paper for you

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Re: The funny corner

Post by daib0 » Tue Jan 22, 2019 6:13 pm

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Post by Somebodys pinched my sombrero » Tue Jan 22, 2019 7:25 pm

I truly got to know my inner self today, thats Tesco value toilet paper for you.
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Re: The funny corner

Post by lassassinblanc » Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:14 pm

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Re: The funny corner

Post by daib0 » Thu Jan 24, 2019 11:48 pm

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Re: The funny corner

Post by lassassinblanc » Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:20 pm

My friend gets really angry if I steal her kitchen utensils.

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Re: The funny corner

Post by Micky Quim » Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:13 pm

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