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I've been stockpiling alcohol for years in preparation for the end of the world. It's safe to say that when the end comes, Armageddon drunk
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A rare funny joke on this thread
I'm the scumbag outlaw. You're the pillar of justice. Neither of us like looking at ourselves in the mirror. Do we have a deal?
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Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar, Demerara
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A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own Clinic and puts a sign outside ;-
'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
An American Lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the Clinic.
Lawyer: 'I have lost my sense of Taste.'
Chinese: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.'
Lawyer: 'Ugh. this is Kerosene.'
Chinese: 'Congrats, your sense of Taste is restored. Give me $20 dolla.'
The annoyed Lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: 'I have lost my Memory. I cannot remember anything.'
Chinese: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.'
Lawyer (annoyed): 'This is Kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my Taste.'
Chinese: 'Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20 dolla.'
The fuming Lawyer pays him and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: 'My Eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all.'
Chinese: 'Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100 dolla.'
Lawyer (staring at the note): 'But this is $20, not $100"...
Chinese: 'Congrats muddaf*cka, your Eyesight is restored. Give me another $20 dolla'
'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
An American Lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the Clinic.
Lawyer: 'I have lost my sense of Taste.'
Chinese: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.'
Lawyer: 'Ugh. this is Kerosene.'
Chinese: 'Congrats, your sense of Taste is restored. Give me $20 dolla.'
The annoyed Lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: 'I have lost my Memory. I cannot remember anything.'
Chinese: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.'
Lawyer (annoyed): 'This is Kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my Taste.'
Chinese: 'Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20 dolla.'
The fuming Lawyer pays him and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: 'My Eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all.'
Chinese: 'Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100 dolla.'
Lawyer (staring at the note): 'But this is $20, not $100"...
Chinese: 'Congrats muddaf*cka, your Eyesight is restored. Give me another $20 dolla'
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I've been told that my grammar is very poor but I don't believe them. Only last week she gave me £20
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I truly got to know my inner self today, thats Tesco value toilet paper for you
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Micky Quim wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:22 pmI've been told that my grammar is very poor but I don't believe them. Only last week she gave me £20
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Funny ... but true!!
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Fulham manager Claudio Ranieri has revealed defender Alfie Mawson injured himself while putting on his boots. #FFC
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Fulham manager Claudio Ranieri has revealed defender Alfie Mawson injured himself while putting on his boots. #FFC
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I truly got to know my inner self today, thats Tesco value toilet paper for you
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When I walk into Slimming World, everyone looks round
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I truly got to know my inner self today, thats Tesco value toilet paper for you
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We’ve all been there.
I'm the scumbag outlaw. You're the pillar of justice. Neither of us like looking at ourselves in the mirror. Do we have a deal?
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I truly got to know my inner self today, thats Tesco value toilet paper for you
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I'm organising a party for people who can't reach an orgasm, so if you can't come let me know ...
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I truly got to know my inner self today, thats Tesco value toilet paper for you.
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I did blindfold archery today, I'd highly recommend it you really don't know what you're missing.
I'll Hazard a guess
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Today in Barclays , an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over...
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My friend gets really angry if I steal her kitchen utensils.
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
I'll Hazard a guess
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My Hindu girlfriend went down on me. I almost came on the spot.....