The funny corner
- bodacious benny
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Re: The funny corner
Strict!
I'm the scumbag outlaw. You're the pillar of justice. Neither of us like looking at ourselves in the mirror. Do we have a deal?
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Re: The funny corner
Not a joke as such, but I heard the most revolting comment yesterday. "Eeeeh my mate, she's as thick as monks cum!"
Supporting the Toon since 1972.
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- Hey, would you invite me over for a drink or something?
- I'd love to, but I simply do not date married women.
- But I'm your wife, stupid idiot!
- Sorry, but I do not make exceptions…
- I'd love to, but I simply do not date married women.
- But I'm your wife, stupid idiot!
- Sorry, but I do not make exceptions…
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- jimileysbaldhead
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Re: The funny corner
My missus thinks I'm a nosey bastard. I wish she'd tell me to my face rather than put it in her diary.
My problem is reconciling my gross behaviour with my net income.
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" congratulations Mr Thomson your wife has given birth to 5 healthy baby boys "
" I'm not surprised, I've got a penis like a f@cking chimney "
" you may want to consider getting it cleaned, they're all black "
" I'm not surprised, I've got a penis like a f@cking chimney "
" you may want to consider getting it cleaned, they're all black "
My problem is reconciling my gross behaviour with my net income.
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Looks like Bayern are ready for the season....
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My wife once informed me...
"Sex is better on holiday"
That really wasn’t a nice postcard to receive….
"Sex is better on holiday"
That really wasn’t a nice postcard to receive….
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- lassassinblanc
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Re: The funny corner
There's a head on collision in city centre, the driver of each car gets out to observe the damage, the driver of one car is wearing a Newcastle top and the other driver is wearing a Sunderland top. Both cars are totally mangled and written off. The Newcastle fan says "we were very lucky to walk away from that, makes you think, its time we put all this animosity aside and forgot about the rivalry", goes to the boot of his car and gets out a bottle of scotch and asks if the Sunderland fan will join him for a drink.
"Och I suppose you're right, give us a swig of that bottle" says the Sunderland fan, drinks half the bottle, hands it back to the Newcastle fan and says "go ahead there". The Newcastle fan says "no its ok, I think I'll just wait until the police arrive"
"Och I suppose you're right, give us a swig of that bottle" says the Sunderland fan, drinks half the bottle, hands it back to the Newcastle fan and says "go ahead there". The Newcastle fan says "no its ok, I think I'll just wait until the police arrive"
I'll Hazard a guess
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I'm not a great fan of innuendos, however I do like to slip one in now and again.
My problem is reconciling my gross behaviour with my net income.
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My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities.
I said, "That's great. Well I have a serious drinking opportunity"...
I said, "That's great. Well I have a serious drinking opportunity"...
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- lassassinblanc
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I've a friend who's addicted to frozen poultry
I've told them many times they need to quit cold turkey
I've told them many times they need to quit cold turkey
I'll Hazard a guess
- jimileysbaldhead
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Had a pint with a dyslexic Yorkshireman tonight, he was wearing a cat flap.
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Relationship Goals ...
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- biggeordiedave
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My secretary reminds me of my wife. I was unbuttoning her blouse today when she said, "Remember, you have a wife."
Kindly deeds done for free!
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What a great slice for a goal ... just shame it was a funny own goal tonight!
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- lassassinblanc
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Re: The funny corner
How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?
You wouldn't know man you weren't there
You wouldn't know man you weren't there
I'll Hazard a guess
- jimileysbaldhead
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The young couple next door have made a sex video.
Obviously they don't know yet.
Obviously they don't know yet.
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A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from her vegetarian restaurant.
I was a bit confused, I'd never met herbivore.
I was a bit confused, I'd never met herbivore.