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Re: The funny corner

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 8:56 am
by daib0
Looking for good home for family dog.

It is a small terrier.

Only problem is it barks and whines all day until owner returns home.

If you are interested give me a call so I can hop over next doors fence and get it for you.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 2:51 pm
by lassassinblanc
An ex-girlfriend of mine was obsessed with counting, I often wonder what she is up to now.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:21 am
by jimileysbaldhead
I asked the wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nine or ten.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 9:07 pm
by Tsi
So if a overweight person identifies as a slim person does that make them translender

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:21 am
by JamesBotch
jimileysbaldhead wrote:
Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:21 am
I asked the wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nine or ten. Check out my blogs: eatrbox.com - camengo.com - toodrie.com
<laugh> <laugh> <laugh>!

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:08 pm
by daib0
My mate was so unfairly put in prison just for having a stutter. The judge simply had it in for him....

In fact, we don't know if he'll ever finish his sentence....

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:45 pm
by jimileysbaldhead
Currently bird watching with Sinead O'Connor.

So far its been seven owls and fifteen jays.....

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:52 pm
by daib0
A guy went to the doctors, and the doctor was fumbling around for a while but didn't say anything.
So the chap says "anything up, doc?"
The doctor replies "I just can't put my finger on the problem. But I'd reckon it is a drinking problem"
"Don't worry, doc, then I'll come back when you're sober!"

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 8:55 am
by seaside nipper
Guy in the bakery points to the cake he wants
Assistant says Cupcake.
Guy says, ok Cupcake, that one there please !!??

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 11:26 am
by jimileysbaldhead
Checked into a Swiss euthanasia clinic last, the bastards gave me Cheerios for breakfast.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:03 am
by jimileysbaldhead
Had the sh!ts for 6 weeks so I went to the doctors. He said " don't worry they're back to school tomorrow "

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 10:40 am
by daib0
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 12:56 pm
by daib0
Young boy: "Dad, what fun does a priest have?"
Father: "nun...."