Toilet paper!

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Toilet paper!

Post by daib0 » Sun Sep 02, 2018 9:10 pm

‍I've never known which way bog roll should really go...


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‍Strange, but I've ALWAYS done left pic, almost a bad luck superstition for me to do it as the right hand pic ... but according to the US inventor in the 19thC it is indeed 'correct' the LH one ... what do other posters 'do'??!
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Re: Toilet paper!

Post by Bodacious Benny » Sun Sep 02, 2018 9:24 pm

The pic on the left is correct, anyone doing it the other way needs to take a long hard look at what their life has become.
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Post by Sir Bobby » Sun Sep 02, 2018 10:31 pm

They've actually done studies on this before and found that people with lower incomes (or education, can't quite remember) do it like the right hand one. I can only assume this is because these people are indeed - as I hope everyone here will agree - stupid and don't understand that their way is quite clearly wrong. LH method you can quite clearly see where the tear lines are, you know how many sheets you'll be getting and your paper is less likely to brush up against a gross bathroom wall.

If you do the RH way I have zero respect for you as a human being and frankly think you should put yourself down the toilet along with your poorly ripped, quantity-of-sheets-unknown, germ-infested toilet paper.

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Re: Toilet paper!

Post by Hjl » Sun Sep 02, 2018 11:24 pm

I refuse to buy the expensive stuff. I saw my wife mummifying her hand in it. Mist have been 10 squares. Ridiculous.

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Post by Bodacious Benny » Mon Sep 03, 2018 5:57 am

Hjl wrote:
Sun Sep 02, 2018 11:24 pm
I refuse to buy the expensive stuff. I saw my wife mummifying her hand in it. Mist have been 10 squares. Ridiculous.
I choose not to watch my wife on the toilet <laugh>
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Re: Toilet paper!

Post by overseasTOON » Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:24 am

I use the garden sprinkler.

The neighbours have gotten used to it now.

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Post by Bodacious Benny » Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:55 am

overseasTOON wrote:
Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:24 am
I use the garden sprinkler.

The neighbours have gotten used to it now.
On a not unrelated note, how good is it when you have a s*** right before going in the shower and have a good clean after you've had a dump.
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Re: Toilet paper!

Post by daib0 » Mon Sep 03, 2018 8:29 am

great replies! <applause>
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Re: Toilet paper!

Post by lassassinblanc » Tue Oct 02, 2018 8:27 am

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:55 am
overseasTOON wrote:
Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:24 am
I use the garden sprinkler.

The neighbours have gotten used to it now.
On a not unrelated note, how good is it when you have a s*** right before going in the shower and have a good clean after you've had a dump.
Once had a s*** while taking a shower, (Was in Japan and the jacks was tiny and you could position the shower head towards the toilet, seemed like a great idea when drunk)
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Re: Toilet paper!

Post by krully » Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:27 am

Giving this forum's record with shitting itself I thought this thread was a desperate cry of help 🤔

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Re: Toilet paper!

Post by Hjl » Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:49 pm

Bought some cheep single ply TP. It disolved in my hand. Worst purchase ever.

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Re: Toilet paper!

Post by biggeordiedave » Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:52 pm

Scrunch or fold...?
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Re: Toilet paper!

Post by daib0 » Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:58 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:52 pm
Scrunch or fold...?
this thread's becoming a classic! <divadance>
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Re: Toilet paper!

Post by biggeordiedave » Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:17 pm

daib0 wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:58 pm
biggeordiedave wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:52 pm
Scrunch or fold...?
this thread's becoming a classic! <divadance>
We had this poll in the early days of the forum and it's safe to say we've got some f***ing wronguns on here <ok>.
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Post by Sir Bobby » Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:15 pm

Someone in my house is a paper against the wall person. Absolute reprobate

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Re: Toilet paper!

Post by lassassinblanc » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:29 am

What kind of person scrunches?
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Re: Toilet paper!

Post by jimileysbaldhead » Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:51 pm

We used to use that shiny Izal stuff at school back in the 60's. We used to call it John Wayne paper because it wouldn't take sh!t off anyone.
If you tried wiping too hard it would slip and you ended up with a back looking like runway three at Heathrow
My problem is reconciling my gross behaviour with my net income.

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Re: Toilet paper!

Post by Tsi » Wed Oct 10, 2018 1:41 am

jimileysbaldhead wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:51 pm
We used to use that shiny Izal stuff at school back in the 60's. We used to call it John Wayne paper because it wouldn't take sh!t off anyone.
If you tried wiping too hard it would slip and you ended up with a back looking like runway three at Heathrow
I remember Izal it was like grease proof paper, it spread more than it wiped <erk>

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Re: Toilet paper!

Post by jimileysbaldhead » Wed Oct 10, 2018 10:07 pm

Tsi wrote:
Wed Oct 10, 2018 1:41 am
jimileysbaldhead wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:51 pm
We used to use that shiny Izal stuff at school back in the 60's. We used to call it John Wayne paper because it wouldn't take sh!t off anyone.
If you tried wiping too hard it would slip and you ended up with a back looking like runway three at Heathrow
I remember Izal it was like grease proof paper, it spread more than it wiped <erk>

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It was good tracing paper.
My problem is reconciling my gross behaviour with my net income.

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