Shower thoughts

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Shower thoughts

Post by originallad » Tue Jun 09, 2020 1:36 pm

If a sloth were to clap, it would always sound sarcastic.

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Re: Shower thoughts

Post by The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco » Tue Jun 09, 2020 2:21 pm

Bored eh?

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Re: Shower thoughts

Post by overseasTOON » Tue Jun 09, 2020 2:52 pm

Both my showers are broken so I'm reduced to a bath and the only thought I have in a bath is about how much I hate baths.

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Re: Shower thoughts

Post by Bodacious Benny » Tue Jun 09, 2020 3:20 pm

I'm not sure I want to know what people on here think about in the shower...
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Re: Shower thoughts

Post by overseasTOON » Tue Jun 09, 2020 3:22 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Tue Jun 09, 2020 3:20 pm
I'm not sure I want to know what people on here think about in the shower...
At least you have a shower.

I should really ask for a rent reduction considering it's been 3 months without a working shower.

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Re: Shower thoughts

Post by PTAO? » Tue Jun 09, 2020 7:35 pm

No

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Re: Shower thoughts

Post by Crowchild » Tue Dec 01, 2020 1:18 pm

A term is a term to define a term

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Re: Shower thoughts

Post by biggeordiedave » Tue Dec 01, 2020 4:24 pm

My shower thoughts mainly consist of me getting into imaginary arguments with totally unreasonable people and then winning with my sharp wit and intellect.

I also like to think about the absurdities of the English language, such as how we use the same word to describe something that hasn't been done yet and also something that has been done brilliantly.
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Re: Shower thoughts

Post by Bodacious Benny » Tue Dec 01, 2020 4:38 pm

My girlfriend has that mint and tea tree shower gel, if I'm ever having a shower at hers I'm thinking no way am I using that to shave my balls.

Made that mistake a few years ago, never again.
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