Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea
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Another bruce masterclass. Give them all the possession , let them attack. Don’t offer anything up the other end and hope for a result. Potato headed cronut.
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Ah feck it!
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We’re actually doing well to keep it to just the one...so far.
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I wonder if Jamal Lewis will try and stop a cross today. 3 times he’s let them get a cross in without challenging
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I hope that’s tongue in cheek as we definitely aren’t doing anything well. Chelsea should be 3-4 up already.Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:45 pmWe’re actually doing well to keep it to just the one...so far.
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Indeed it wasToondes wrote: ↑Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:46 pmI hope that’s tongue in cheek as we definitely aren’t doing anything well. Chelsea should be 3-4 up already.Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:45 pmWe’re actually doing well to keep it to just the one...so far.
You could tolerate this if it was the odd game, but whoever we play it’s the same s***.
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Right then, 75 minutes of Bruce on the sidelines screaming “PROTECT THE GOAL DIFFERENCE” to look forward to then...
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Looking forward to Miggy coming on after 60 minutes when we're 3 nil down and Carroll coming on at 77 minutes when we're 4 nil down.
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The way things are at the minute I’d have him in charge over the current cronutoverseasTOON wrote: ↑Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:32 pm"Really positive start from Joelinton"
20 seconds into the match.
**** off Steve McManaman. **** off.
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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea
29 minutes played -
Total of 41 passes
17% possession.
Total of 41 passes
17% possession.
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1/3 of the way to the end
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Great corner Longstaff...
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Woohoo.
We kicked the ball near the opposition goal! Fuckin masterful tactics Steve.
We kicked the ball near the opposition goal! Fuckin masterful tactics Steve.
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Who knew that if we attack we'd create chances. That longstaff corner was one of the worst I've ever seen.
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How is this only 1-0
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We are so good at giving the ball away!
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Forgot how useless Jolelinton is . Absolutely f***ing terrible
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Is this the worst performance in recent years?
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I actually think we're playing better than we did against Southampton. Which isn't saying much.
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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea
Every team is good at something!