Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by Toondes » Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:43 pm

Another bruce masterclass. Give them all the possession , let them attack. Don’t offer anything up the other end and hope for a result. Potato headed cronut.
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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by Donkey Toon » Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:44 pm

Ah feck it!

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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by Bodacious Benny » Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:45 pm

We’re actually doing well to keep it to just the one...so far.
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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by Toondes » Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:45 pm

I wonder if Jamal Lewis will try and stop a cross today. 3 times he’s let them get a cross in without challenging
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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by Toondes » Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:46 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:45 pm
We’re actually doing well to keep it to just the one...so far.
I hope that’s tongue in cheek as we definitely aren’t doing anything well. Chelsea should be 3-4 up already.
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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by Bodacious Benny » Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:48 pm

Toondes wrote:
Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:46 pm
Bodacious Benny wrote:
Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:45 pm
We’re actually doing well to keep it to just the one...so far.
I hope that’s tongue in cheek as we definitely aren’t doing anything well. Chelsea should be 3-4 up already.
Indeed it was <gent>

You could tolerate this if it was the odd game, but whoever we play it’s the same s***.
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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by seatonsluicetoon » Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:49 pm

Right then, 75 minutes of Bruce on the sidelines screaming “PROTECT THE GOAL DIFFERENCE” to look forward to then...
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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by originallad » Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:52 pm

Looking forward to Miggy coming on after 60 minutes when we're 3 nil down and Carroll coming on at 77 minutes when we're 4 nil down.

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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by Toondes » Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:53 pm

overseasTOON wrote:
Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:32 pm
"Really positive start from Joelinton"

20 seconds into the match.

**** off Steve McManaman. **** off.
The way things are at the minute I’d have him in charge over the current cronut
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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by Toondes » Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:00 pm

29 minutes played -
Total of 41 passes
17% possession.
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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by Bodacious Benny » Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:02 pm

1/3 of the way to the end <party>
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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by Bodacious Benny » Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:06 pm

Great corner Longstaff...
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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by overseasTOON » Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:06 pm

Woohoo.

We kicked the ball near the opposition goal! Fuckin masterful tactics Steve.

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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by originallad » Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:09 pm

Who knew that if we attack we'd create chances. That longstaff corner was one of the worst I've ever seen.

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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by Bodacious Benny » Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:09 pm

How is this only 1-0 <laugh>
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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by originallad » Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:10 pm

We are so good at giving the ball away!

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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by Toondes » Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:11 pm

Forgot how useless Jolelinton is . Absolutely f***ing terrible
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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by Captain Obvious » Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:13 pm

Is this the worst performance in recent years?

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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by originallad » Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:15 pm

Captain Obvious wrote:
Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:13 pm
Is this the worst performance in recent years?
I actually think we're playing better than we did against Southampton. Which isn't saying much.

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Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Post by UlversToon » Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:16 pm

originallad wrote:
Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:10 pm
We are so good at giving the ball away!
Every team is good at something!

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