Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

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Post by Captain Obvious » Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:42 pm

Grealish is just very good isn't he

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Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

Post by UlversToon » Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:43 pm

Captain Obvious wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:42 pm
Grealish is just very good isn't he
And he had Bruce for a coach!

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Post by Captain Obvious » Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:43 pm

UlversToon wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:39 pm
Lewis worries me.
We've been sold a total dud. No wonder he was cheap given he's young and English. Norwich laughing all the way to the bank.

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Post by Captain Obvious » Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:46 pm

What shall we all watch in the second half?

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Post by Toondes » Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:46 pm

Captain Obvious wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:43 pm
UlversToon wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:39 pm
Lewis worries me.
We've been sold a total dud. No wonder he was cheap given he's young and English. Norwich laughing all the way to the bank.
We are equally as shot with him out the team tbf
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Post by Crouching Shola Hidden Talent » Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:49 pm

I'm almost at the point where I don't care anymore.
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Post by Toondes » Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:49 pm

We are f***ing woeful. Wonder whom Bruce will blame this time ? Or will he expect ASM to come on a change the game in 15 mins.
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Post by Valentino's fast feet » Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:49 pm

Captain Obvious wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:46 pm
What shall we all watch in the second half?
Jurassic Park is probably on ITV3
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Post by bodacious benny » Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:51 pm

Crouching Shola Hidden Talent wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:49 pm
I'm almost at the point where I don't care anymore.
I’m there. I actually don’t mind watching us play because I don’t care. When the opposition scores I barely even bat an eyelid. Literally nothing.
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Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

Post by Sanchino » Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:54 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:51 pm
Crouching Shola Hidden Talent wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:49 pm
I'm almost at the point where I don't care anymore.
I’m there. I actually don’t mind watching us play because I don’t care. When the opposition scores I barely even bat an eyelid. Literally nothing.
This. <applause>

Not watching the second half.. no point. My prediction of 3-1 is looking likely.. but what's unlikely is us scoring. 4-0 Villa.. Grealish & Watkins to bag another.

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Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

Post by seaside nipper » Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:56 pm

Well it’s so bad now it’s surely a case of Mike Ashley making a call on this slide.
From a purely marketing and protecting your Asset point of view even this run must force him to address this management malarkey.
This is truly abysmal, what an absolute cluster f***
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Post by Toondes » Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:56 pm

Watched the first goal again - Darlow has to do better .
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Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

Post by Hjl » Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:57 pm

Captain Obvious wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:33 pm
We've actually been a little bit less s*** than usual
That's very concerning, even when we are doing ok, we still suck massively

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Post by Captain Obvious » Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:05 pm

It's just clear as day that there is no plan with or without the ball. No actual strategy. No tactics. Just 11 blokes assembled and told what position they are.

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Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

Post by krully » Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:07 pm

put some money on us to lose this, takes a bit off the edge at losing but I'm well used to it at this stage. Should have done it sooner, called the sheffield , arsenal scoreline :(

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Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

Post by Captain Obvious » Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:07 pm

Take Lewis off ffs. Just take him off. No need to bring anyone on, just take him off.

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Post by Scalabrine » Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:11 pm

Depressed Yanited. Like 2015/2016 season. <urgh>
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Post by Colback's Orange Tufts » Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:11 pm

He wont make a sub till 70 mins but even then it'll be baffling. Carroll just isnt working.. Again
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Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

Post by Captain Obvious » Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:11 pm

Got to be nearing the time we take Carroll off for a winger

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Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

Post by seatonsluicetoon » Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:11 pm

Christ I’ve just seen Hendrick is playing. Don’t think I’ve heard his name once.
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