Football Titbits

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Man-buns are still a thing?

[Remember Colo]

Man-buns are still a thing?

That's what I was doing to say, what is it, 2015? The only people left with them are South American footballers, the general populous have moved on, and the most egregious looks are bowl cuts with frosted tips from people who never lived through the late 90s.

[bodacious benny]

Man buns are still definitely a thing in the UK!

[Colly]

We call them man stotties up here.

[UlversToon]

We call them man stotties up here.

[Remember Colo]

Man buns are still definitely a thing in the UK!

Huh, shame. Not that I've ever had long hair or an on-trend haircut before.

[lassassinblanc]

Two back and sides and tidy up the top

[bodacious benny]

Not had hair on top for many years

I’m more Baldacious than bodacious!

[Colback's Orange Tufts]

[Colly]

If anyone wants a tattoo maybe don't got to North Shields.

[overseasTOON]

I was asked what I wanted to do for my 18th by some mates and said I wanted to do something I'd never done before.

They took me to play Bingo in Great Yarmouth.

[Colback's Orange Tufts]

I was asked what I wanted to do for my 18th by some mates and said I wanted to do something I'd never done before.

They took me to play Bingo in Great Yarmouth.

That sounds like a laugh tbf

[overseasTOON]

I was asked what I wanted to do for my 18th by some mates and said I wanted to do something I'd never done before.

They took me to play Bingo in Great Yarmouth.

That sounds like a laugh tbf

They were buying me beer or a shot about every 15 minutes so by the time we started playing Bingo I was far too gone to pay attention and mark my cards in front of me so two lovely OAPs had to help me out.

One of them prodded me to say I'd won and I stood up, shouted Bingo and fell over the back of my chair.

Was asked to leave soon after.

Thought we'd be going to a nightclub after to pull but ended up at something like Butlins outside Yarmouth dancing with far too many OAPs to stuff like Cliff Richard, Bay City Rollers and singing along to Dame Vera.

[lassassinblanc]

That sounds like a laugh tbf

They were buying me beer or a shot about every 15 minutes so by the time we started playing Bingo I was far too gone to pay attention and mark my cards in front of me so two lovely OAPs had to help me out.

One of them prodded me to say I'd won and I stood up, shouted Bingo and fell over the back of my chair.

Was asked to leave soon after.

Thought we'd be going to a nightclub after to pull but ended up at something like Butlins outside Yarmouth dancing with far too many OAPs to stuff like Cliff Richard, Bay City Rollers and singing along to Dame Vera.

[Valentino's fast feet]

That sounds like a laugh tbf

They were buying me beer or a shot about every 15 minutes so by the time we started playing Bingo I was far too gone to pay attention and mark my cards in front of me so two lovely OAPs had to help me out.

One of them prodded me to say I'd won and I stood up, shouted Bingo and fell over the back of my chair.

Was asked to leave soon after.

Thought we'd be going to a nightclub after to pull but ended up at something like Butlins outside Yarmouth dancing with far too many OAPs to stuff like Cliff Richard, Bay City Rollers and singing along to Dame Vera.

Sounds belting to be fair

[Colback's Orange Tufts]

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