Jonjo Shelvey deported from Saudi?!

[Speedo]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... SApp_Other

If Netflix did a Newcastle doc …
Planet Toon would be fronted by Sir David Attenborough and detail life on a particularly peculiar parallel universe. The soundtrack would feature music by the manager’s favourite band, A-ha, and Saint-Maximin and Guimarães would compete for the most airtime. A specially extended episode could centre on the squad’s mid-winter break to Jeddah and refuse to gloss over Jonjo Shelvey’s deportation following an unfortunate breach of etiquette while in the company of assorted Saudi Arabian royals.

What was the breach of etiquette

[TJR]

you've been done there!

It's an attempt at humour from wheese keys Louise.

[bodacious benny]

Hook, line, sinker and copy of angling times

[Colly]

I assumed the thread was a hypothetical after joke replies, maybe I'm being kind...

[bodacious benny]

I assumed the thread was a hypothetical after joke replies, maybe I'm being kind...

An argument could be made either way to protect Speedos dignity

[gola]

tbh lads i also fell 4 that, dnt even know wat joke is lol

[Colback's Orange Tufts]

Isn't it a callback to Shelvey's racism ban in the championship for a slur towards an Arabic speaking player?

[gola]

i remmber that yeh