Have we got a Maguire on our hands - a vital investigation

[Colback's Orange Tufts]

I have decided to become a serious investigative journalist.

It is an accepted fact (the Twitter video is gone) that Harry Maguire in possession is like a man running whilst holding a towel.
Since this was noticed, Harry's form nosedived and his confidence is shot. He clearly can't shift the perception people can see him backside.

Now the new evidence, our Tino also runs like this. The short steps, the nudges of the ball with the outside of the foot.

Is he going to drift down the Maguire highway?

tl:dr Tino's running style is odd, only ever seen Maguire like it

[bodacious benny]

Why does this read like AI wrote it

[Colback's Orange Tufts]

Why does this read like AI wrote it

I'm not a machine, I'm a real boy

[bodacious benny]

Why does this read like AI wrote it

I'm not a machine, I'm a real boy

Sounds like something a machine would say

[Don Sholeone]

Why does this read like AI wrote it

This was my first thought too

[lassassinblanc]