Transfer Rumours Thread

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Re: Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Swarlos » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:28 am

I don't care who it is, I just want to sign a player. But I really want that player to be Debuchy - and it looks more and more likely that we will miss out on him

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Re: Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by beatski » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:47 am

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tomtom94 wrote: Same old same old then. <erm>

This Jong Il-Gwan speculation doesn't make any sense. He hasn't got a silly name (if I was going to make something up I'd call him Mas-Iv Dong) and we don't really need another backup striker <scratch>
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Re: Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Don Sholeone » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:06 am

Northants wrote:I don't care who it is, I just want to sign a player. But I really want that player to be Debuchy - and it looks more and more likely that we will miss out on him
This is kinda my fear about this summer, Pards said we would probably wait till after the euros for our main targets and imo thats a big risk, just gives clubs a chance to enter the race for players, and possibility be priced out of move if targets have a good euro.

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Re: Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Shola's Answering Machine » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:32 am

So if we go for Jong Il-Gwan will we have to pay the club or the Republic ?? <laugh> <scratch>
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Re: Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Yacob » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:35 am

Pardews Smooth Balls wrote:So if we go for Jong Il-Gwan will we have to pay the club or the Republic ?? <laugh> <scratch>
That's a good question <laugh>

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Post by biggeordiedave » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:43 am

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Post by Having a Good time » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:48 am

Pardews Smooth Balls wrote:So if we go for Jong Il-Gwan will we have to pay the club or the Republic ?? <laugh> <scratch>
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Re: Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by PFT » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:53 am

Northants wrote:I don't care who it is, I just want to sign a player. But I really want that player to be Debuchy - and it looks more and more likely that we will miss out on him
The longer time passes the less chance we have of getting him, especially if he has a good Euros. Lets face it we aren't going to see much movement in the transfer market until all the Euros are over, for European based players anyway.
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Re: Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Duke » Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:15 pm

Who was it who kept wanting us to sign Vossen? He's just had another good season, got a goal every 134 minutes on average and scored 5 in 10 in the CL (including qualifiers) for a w*** side including a goal against Chelsea and Leverkusen?

Plus he's only turned 23.
I dunno

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Re: Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by overseasTOON » Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:17 pm

The Duke wrote:Who was it who kept wanting us to sign Vossen? He's just had another good season, got a goal every 134 minutes on average and scored 5 in 10 in the CL (including qualifiers) for a w*** side including a goal against Chelsea and Leverkusen?

Plus he's only turned 23.
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Re: Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by DDuc » Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:18 pm

I want Debuchy, now! <wah>
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Re: Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by beatski » Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:32 pm

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/ ... lou-173848" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;?

apparently we're in for hasungotta

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Re: Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Goat » Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:36 pm

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I doubt the Chadian Premier League is anywhere near League 1 or 2 standard to be honest. It contains 10 teams all from a single city, and I think they all share the same stadium. In the CAF Champions League and CAF Confederations Cup, none of the Chad sides have ever progressed passed the first round.

I'd say with some confidence that the teams in the Chad Premier League are amongst some of the worst in the world.
I see your Chadian Premier League and raise you Vanuatu Premia Divisen.

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The fact that a few teams from that league have managed to progress to 2nd and 3rd place in the Oceania Champions League could put forward the argument that even they aren't as bad as some of the Chad PL teams. I mean I know the CAF CL and cup tournaments are more difficult than any Oceania tournaments but not progressing past even the 1st round, ever, is just atrocious.

Then again, the Vanuatu national team is ranked 171th, so maybe they do suck more. <scratch>

I think we may have found a winner though. The Turks and Caicos Islands national team is ranked as officially the worst in the world, and they have the 'WIV Provo Premier League': http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MFL_League" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;. Their shared stadium is a 3,000 seater, none of the teams have Wikipedia pages, none of the players have Wikipedia pages and the official website of the league has had it's website hosting account expired.
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Re: Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by overseasTOON » Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:39 pm

Chappaz wrote:
overseasTOON wrote:
I see your Chadian Premier League and raise you Vanuatu Premia Divisen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanuatu_Premia_Divisen
The fact that a few teams from that league have managed to progress to 2nd and 3rd place in the Oceania Champions League could put forward the argument that even they aren't as bad as some of the Chad PL teams. I mean I know the CAF CL and cup tournaments are more difficult than any Oceania tournaments but not progressing past even the 1st round, ever, is just atrocious.

Then again, the Vanuatu national team is ranked 171th, so maybe they do suck more. <scratch>

I think we may have found a winner though. The Turks and Caicos Islands national team is ranked as officially the worst in the world, and they have the 'WIV Provo Premier League': http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MFL_League" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;. Their shared stadium is a 3,000 seater, none of the teams have Wikipedia pages, none of the players have Wikipedia pages and the official website of the league has had it's website hosting account expired.
That does it for me.

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Re: Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Modern_Epic » Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:55 pm

whats this about NUFC joining the race to sign Kalou? **** maybe?

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Re: Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Tsi » Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:05 pm

Modern_Epic wrote:whats this about NUFC joining the race to sign Kalou? **** maybe?
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Post by Smudger » Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:19 pm

Apparently it was on talksport earlier. I'd have him but heard he's already joined Schalke.

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Re: Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Sanchino » Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:45 pm

I'll take Kalou but will we pay his wages? I thought he was quite good in his last Chelsea game against Bayern, worked hard, showed good skill and technique.

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Post by Modern_Epic » Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:48 pm

i dont think his wages would suit our policy. depends on him though.

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Re: Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Tsi » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:21 pm

I'm in the minority here then as I wouldn't want him here

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