Euro 2016 Qualifications

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Re: Euro 2016 Qualifications

Post by tomtom94 » Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:06 pm

Czech Republic 1-0 up at home to the Netherlands - cracking goal
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Post by Jaiston » Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:07 pm

tomtom94 wrote:Czech Republic 1-0 up at home to the Holland - cracking goal
North or South? <roll>

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Post by tomtom94 » Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:08 pm

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tomtom94 wrote:Czech Republic 1-0 up at home to the Holland - cracking goal
North or South? <roll>
Why the f*** does Nether lands autocorrect to Holland? <laugh>

EDIT: well played <applause>
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Re: Euro 2016 Qualifications

Post by Colback's Orange Tufts » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:25 pm

tomtom94 wrote:
Jaiston wrote:
North or South? <roll>
Why the **** does Nether regions autocorrect to Holland? <laugh>

EDIT: well played <applause>
I pointed this out a few months ago, someone evidently hates Eindoven and wants to marginalise it
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Re: Euro 2016 Qualifications

Post by MultipleJesuses » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:34 pm

Janmaat with a bit of a howler for Czech's second.
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Re: Euro 2016 Qualifications

Post by Captain Obvious » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:34 pm

Looks like Pardew is working his magic on Janmaat then

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Re: Euro 2016 Qualifications

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Re: Euro 2016 Qualifications

Post by Holystone... » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:39 pm

Useless fact. Netherlands made up of 12 provinces of which 2 are called Holland. <whistle>
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Post by Colback's Orange Tufts » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:41 pm

Useless fact, many signs in Holland have words containing slag on them. Like toeslag, or 't slag. It makes immature people like me laugh
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Re: Euro 2016 Qualifications

Post by Cal » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:47 pm

tomtom94 wrote:
Jaiston wrote:
North or South? <roll>
Why the f*** does Nether lands autocorrect to Holland? <laugh>

EDIT: well played <applause>
Around Euro 2012 Ammy added Hol-land > Nether-lands to the word censor, when people complain about it we tend to add more confusion to the mix instead of removing it. <gent>

Annoyingly we can't just switch all to the other one (NED>HOL, HOL>NED), since apparently the censor censors censored words.

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Re: Euro 2016 Qualifications

Post by overseasTOON » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:52 pm

Cisse's Overheating Torso wrote:Useless fact, many signs in Netherland have words containing slag on them. Like toeslag, or 't slag. It makes immature people like me laugh


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Re: Euro 2016 Qualifications

Post by Colback's Orange Tufts » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:53 pm

Cal wrote:
tomtom94 wrote: Why the **** does Nether regions autocorrect to Netherland? <laugh>

EDIT: well played <applause>
Around Euro 2012 Ammy added Netherland > Holland to the word censor, when people complain about it we tend to add more confusion to the mix instead of removing it. <gent>
I always have to double scan goalkeeper talk for Foster/Forster. Can we add some confusion there?
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Re: Euro 2016 Qualifications

Post by Jaiston » Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:20 am

Nice to see Wales pull off a shock win.

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Post by Holystone... » Wed Sep 10, 2014 4:55 am

Still think it's a joke some countries like Andorra are in competition. Carlisle has a bigger population!
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Post by Bodacious Benny » Wed Sep 10, 2014 5:47 am

Holystone... wrote:Still think it's a joke some countries like Andorra are in competition. Carlisle has a bigger population!
They got their first goal in 4 years yesterday <laugh>
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Re: Euro 2016 Qualifications

Post by overseasTOON » Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:58 pm

Last night I was talking with a few mates in the pub about the forthcoming international matches and we all agreed that England could pretty much name a reserve side and still come away with the three points.

Not everyone though thought that San Marino and their ilk should be underestimated because as we were wonderfully informed “Even dem minowses has teef n s*** tho, innit” by the bartender who briefly joined in our conversation.

This got us thinking of voracious toothy minnows and we began to wonder who would win out of the following and become the biggest fish in the puddle:

• San Marino
• Gibraltar
• Luxembourg
• Liechtenstein
• Andorra
• Faroe Islands

There was an additional nation we wondered if we should add to the water filled pothole; Malta. Someone joked about Scotland so I hit him in the nuts. Seriously. Should Malta be a minnow?

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Post by LaFraise92 » Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:05 pm

England squad for qualifiers against San Marino and Estonia (9 and 12 October):

GOALKEEPERS
Fraser Forster (Southampton), Ben Foster (West Bromwich Albion), Joe Hart (Manchester City)

DEFENDERS
Leighton Baines (Everton), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Nathaniel Clyne (Southampton), Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal), Phil Jagielka (Everton), John Stones (Everton)

MIDFIELDERS
Fabian Delph (Aston Villa), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Adam Lallana (Liverpool), James Milner (Manchester City), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Jonjo Shelvey (Swansea City), Raheem Sterling (Liverpool), Andros Townsend (Tottenham Hotspur), Jack Wilshere (Arsenal)

FORWARDS
Rickie Lambert (Liverpool), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Daniel Welbeck (Arsenal)


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Re: Euro 2016 Qualifications

Post by Jaiston » Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:33 pm

That midfield looks shocking <laugh>

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Re: Euro 2016 Qualifications

Post by Remember Colo » Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:51 pm

Has Townsend even been playing this season? I know he hasn't been scoring

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Re: Euro 2016 Qualifications

Post by Bodacious Benny » Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:30 pm

I'm over Colo wrote:Has Townsend even been playing this season? I know he hasn't been scoring
If a team needs a winger who doesn't score or create then Townsend is the man - he should really be playing for us.
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