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Czech Republic 1-0 up at home to the Netherlands - cracking goal
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North or South?tomtom94 wrote:Czech Republic 1-0 up at home to the Holland - cracking goal
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Why the f*** does Nether lands autocorrect to Holland?Jaiston wrote:North or South?tomtom94 wrote:Czech Republic 1-0 up at home to the Holland - cracking goal
EDIT: well played
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I pointed this out a few months ago, someone evidently hates Eindoven and wants to marginalise ittomtom94 wrote:Why the **** does Nether regions autocorrect to Holland?Jaiston wrote:
North or South?
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Janmaat with a bit of a howler for Czech's second.
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Useless fact. Netherlands made up of 12 provinces of which 2 are called Holland.
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Useless fact, many signs in Holland have words containing slag on them. Like toeslag, or 't slag. It makes immature people like me laugh
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Around Euro 2012 Ammy added Hol-land > Nether-lands to the word censor, when people complain about it we tend to add more confusion to the mix instead of removing it.tomtom94 wrote:Why the f*** does Nether lands autocorrect to Holland?Jaiston wrote:
North or South?
EDIT: well played
Annoyingly we can't just switch all to the other one (NED>HOL, HOL>NED), since apparently the censor censors censored words.
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Cisse's Overheating Torso wrote:Useless fact, many signs in Netherland have words containing slag on them. Like toeslag, or 't slag. It makes immature people like me laugh
Slagroom means whipped cream.
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I always have to double scan goalkeeper talk for Foster/Forster. Can we add some confusion there?Cal wrote:Around Euro 2012 Ammy added Netherland > Holland to the word censor, when people complain about it we tend to add more confusion to the mix instead of removing it.tomtom94 wrote: Why the **** does Nether regions autocorrect to Netherland?
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Nice to see Wales pull off a shock win.
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Still think it's a joke some countries like Andorra are in competition. Carlisle has a bigger population!
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They got their first goal in 4 years yesterdayHolystone... wrote:Still think it's a joke some countries like Andorra are in competition. Carlisle has a bigger population!
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Last night I was talking with a few mates in the pub about the forthcoming international matches and we all agreed that England could pretty much name a reserve side and still come away with the three points.
Not everyone though thought that San Marino and their ilk should be underestimated because as we were wonderfully informed “Even dem minowses has teef n s*** tho, innit” by the bartender who briefly joined in our conversation.
This got us thinking of voracious toothy minnows and we began to wonder who would win out of the following and become the biggest fish in the puddle:
• San Marino
• Gibraltar
• Luxembourg
• Liechtenstein
• Andorra
• Faroe Islands
There was an additional nation we wondered if we should add to the water filled pothole; Malta. Someone joked about Scotland so I hit him in the nuts. Seriously. Should Malta be a minnow?
Not everyone though thought that San Marino and their ilk should be underestimated because as we were wonderfully informed “Even dem minowses has teef n s*** tho, innit” by the bartender who briefly joined in our conversation.
This got us thinking of voracious toothy minnows and we began to wonder who would win out of the following and become the biggest fish in the puddle:
• San Marino
• Gibraltar
• Luxembourg
• Liechtenstein
• Andorra
• Faroe Islands
There was an additional nation we wondered if we should add to the water filled pothole; Malta. Someone joked about Scotland so I hit him in the nuts. Seriously. Should Malta be a minnow?
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England squad for qualifiers against San Marino and Estonia (9 and 12 October):
GOALKEEPERS
Fraser Forster (Southampton), Ben Foster (West Bromwich Albion), Joe Hart (Manchester City)
DEFENDERS
Leighton Baines (Everton), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Nathaniel Clyne (Southampton), Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal), Phil Jagielka (Everton), John Stones (Everton)
MIDFIELDERS
Fabian Delph (Aston Villa), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Adam Lallana (Liverpool), James Milner (Manchester City), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Jonjo Shelvey (Swansea City), Raheem Sterling (Liverpool), Andros Townsend (Tottenham Hotspur), Jack Wilshere (Arsenal)
FORWARDS
Rickie Lambert (Liverpool), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Daniel Welbeck (Arsenal)
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GOALKEEPERS
Fraser Forster (Southampton), Ben Foster (West Bromwich Albion), Joe Hart (Manchester City)
DEFENDERS
Leighton Baines (Everton), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Nathaniel Clyne (Southampton), Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal), Phil Jagielka (Everton), John Stones (Everton)
MIDFIELDERS
Fabian Delph (Aston Villa), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Adam Lallana (Liverpool), James Milner (Manchester City), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Jonjo Shelvey (Swansea City), Raheem Sterling (Liverpool), Andros Townsend (Tottenham Hotspur), Jack Wilshere (Arsenal)
FORWARDS
Rickie Lambert (Liverpool), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Daniel Welbeck (Arsenal)
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That midfield looks shocking
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Has Townsend even been playing this season? I know he hasn't been scoring
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If a team needs a winger who doesn't score or create then Townsend is the man - he should really be playing for us.I'm over Colo wrote:Has Townsend even been playing this season? I know he hasn't been scoring
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