Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

Postby Colly » Tue Jan 10, 2017 8:44 am

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FootballPsycho wrote:Patrick Kluivert


Good shout <awe> he was terrible but still, he played for us <awe>

Notice nobody has mentioned Owen <whistle>


There's been a few stretches in here but calling Michael Owen a rubbish player would definitely be one.

On Kluivert the only Champions League game I saw at SJP was against Barca when we lost 2-0. Titus managed a classic howler for Kluivert to tap into a basically empty net and instead of celebrating he just did a fairly apologetic shrug towards our corner. I like to think he signed for us to continue his apology...
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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

Postby Holystone... » Tue Jan 10, 2017 10:22 am

John Barnes who by the time he landed here ( with his other mate Ian Rush ffs) was so slow my mam was faster.
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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

Postby ScottW1886 » Tue Jan 10, 2017 12:03 pm

Brian Pinas... just because.

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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

Postby The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco » Tue Jan 10, 2017 2:06 pm

Holystone... wrote:John Barnes who by the time he landed here ( with his other mate Ian Rush ffs) was so slow my mam was faster.


You can add Stuart Pearce to that list of OAP's

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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

Postby Holystone... » Tue Jan 10, 2017 3:14 pm

Mentioning Pearce we should have a sub category of players who lunged into tackles without thinking . Saylor, Kilkline and Smith .
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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

Postby The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco » Tue Jan 10, 2017 3:19 pm

Holystone... wrote:Mentioning Pearce we should have a sub category of players who lunged into tackles without thinking . Saylor, Kilkline and Smith .


Colback, Tiote

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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

Postby I'm over Colo » Tue Jan 10, 2017 3:28 pm

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Holystone... wrote:Mentioning Pearce we should have a sub category of players who lunged into tackles without thinking . Saylor, Kilkline and Smith .


Colback, Tiote

I was going to add Jonas to that list. In his later years he'd always just barge into the back of people - as if he'd forgotten how to stop once he finally got up to speed tracking someone.

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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

Postby TBC » Tue Jan 10, 2017 4:28 pm

The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco wrote:
Holystone... wrote:Mentioning Pearce we should have a sub category of players who lunged into tackles without thinking . Saylor, Kilkline and Smith .


Colback, Tiote


You 'really like' Colback? <****>
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Postby Bodacious Benny » Tue Jan 10, 2017 4:46 pm

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Colback, Tiote

I was going to add Jonas to that list. In his later years he'd always just barge into the back of people - as if he'd forgotten how to stop once he finally got up to speed tracking someone.


He wasn't the best but he wasn't the worst tbf <gent>
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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

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TBC wrote:
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Colback, Tiote


You 'really like' Colback? <****>


No, i was just going on the "players who lunged into tackles without thinking" part <ok>

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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

Postby Hjl » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:52 am

I like Colback. He's clearly a toon at heart, not his fault he has all of the footballing talent of an empty coke bottle.

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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

Postby Bodacious Benny » Wed Jan 11, 2017 6:56 am

I was speaking to my old boss yesterday who's a Man U fan, he even said (without any promoting) that Colback has regressed. Let's face it he was pretty average at his 'peak' so if he's regressed we're really f***ed <laugh>
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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

Postby TBC » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:34 am

Hjl wrote:I like Colback. He's clearly a toon at heart, not his fault he has all of the footballing talent of an empty coke bottle.


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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

Postby Duke » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:40 am

Beat 3-0 by a team containing Colback and Altidore <erk>
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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

Postby Graw » Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:11 pm

FootballPsycho wrote:Patrick Kluivert


I remember playing fifa 2004 at a mates house, signed him for us on there and was scoring absolute belters with him. Went home turned on sky sports news and it was the yellow ticker that we had signed him.. had to pinch myself as I'd thought I'd fell asleep playing fifa for a second <awe>

Still love him for that header against Chelsea in cup

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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

Postby Hjl » Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:22 pm

TBC wrote:
Hjl wrote:I like Colback. He's clearly a toon at heart, not his fault he has all of the footballing talent of an empty coke bottle.


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Is THAT why so many people hate Colback? Cos he used to be a mackem? Am I alone in not caring at all?

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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

Postby PTAO » Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:23 pm

Graw wrote:
FootballPsycho wrote:Patrick Kluivert


I remember playing fifa 2004 at a mates house, signed him for us on there and was scoring absolute belters with him. Went home turned on sky sports news and it was the yellow ticker that we had signed him.. had to pinch myself as I'd thought I'd fell asleep playing fifa for a second <awe>

Still love him for that header against Chelsea in cup


Had something similar with both Vuckic and Santon. I'd signed them for years on FM, was so f***ing excited when we got them.

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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

Postby TBC » Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:40 pm

Hjl wrote:Is THAT why so many people hate Colback? Cos he used to be a mackem? Am I alone in not caring at all?


No, I hate him because he's f***ing w***, but the local lad thing pisses me off because there's playing for Sunderland, and then there's the celebrations and s*** like that in the photo.
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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

Postby TBC » Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:43 pm

Graw wrote:
FootballPsycho wrote:Patrick Kluivert


I remember playing fifa 2004 at a mates house, signed him for us on there and was scoring absolute belters with him. Went home turned on sky sports news and it was the yellow ticker that we had signed him.. had to pinch myself as I'd thought I'd fell asleep playing fifa for a second <awe>

Still love him for that header against Chelsea in cup


I did the same thing, signed him on Fifa before he was confirmed. <awe>
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Re: Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

Postby ALF » Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:29 pm

PTAO wrote:
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I remember playing fifa 2004 at a mates house, signed him for us on there and was scoring absolute belters with him. Went home turned on sky sports news and it was the yellow ticker that we had signed him.. had to pinch myself as I'd thought I'd fell asleep playing fifa for a second <awe>

Still love him for that header against Chelsea in cup


Had something similar with both Vuckic and Santon. I'd signed them for years on FM, was so f***ing excited when we got them.


We signed Vuckic at 16, he wasn't even on FM until we signed him <laugh>


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