NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Nickname

Nickname

Shola "Carl Cort" Ameobi
2
6%
Shola "Goala" Ameobi
1
3%
Shola "The Mackem Slayer" Ameobi
3
9%
Leon "Simply the" Best
0
No votes
Jack "Ginger Pirlo" Colback
1
3%
Fabricio "Colo" Coloccini
0
No votes
Paul "Dumb and" Dummett
2
6%
Jose "El Toro" Enrique
0
No votes
Dwight Gayle "Force 9"
0
No votes
Yoan "Goofy" Gouffran
0
No votes
Jonas "Spiderman" Gutierrez
1
3%
"One Size" Fitz Hall
17
49%
Achraf "Laser" Lazaar
0
No votes
Peter "Loverman" Lovenkrands
0
No votes
Chancel "The Chancellor" Mbemba
1
3%
Aleksander "Mitro" Mitrovic
1
3%
Ayoze "Future Ballon D'Or Winner" Perez
1
3%
Jonjo "Lord Voldemort" Shelvey
2
6%
Danny "Simmo" Simpson
0
No votes
Ryan "Raylor" Taylor
0
No votes
Ryan Taylor "Over the Wall"
0
No votes
Steven "Saylor" Taylor
0
No votes
"Iron" Mike Williamson
2
6%
"Panic at the" Xisco "!"
1
3%
 
Total votes: 35

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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Manager

Post by jpg » Fri May 19, 2017 8:01 pm

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Bodacious Benny wrote:
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Agree. Hughton did a great operational job if you like, amazing in fact. But Rafa got the same end result (the Championship title) operationally is leading on massive strategic changes at the club too from top to bottom.
Hughton did it when the lub was in more of a mess, with less to work with and finished more comfortably top. Also it was his first managerial job while Benitez was off the back of managing Real Madrid
He did an incredible job given the circumstances but, looking back now, he would have been helped massively by the likes of Nolan, Smith, Butt etc.

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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Hair

Post by Aldridge Prior » Sat May 20, 2017 6:30 am

Think we've finished with the hair poll now.

What next? Nicest legs?



















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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Hair

Post by Colly » Sat May 20, 2017 6:36 am

Best kit?
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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Hair

Post by Aldridge Prior » Sat May 20, 2017 7:02 am

Biggest cock












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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Hair

Post by Micky Quim » Sat May 20, 2017 7:12 am

Aldridge Prior wrote:Biggest cock
Surely you would win that poll

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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Hair

Post by Aldridge Prior » Sat May 20, 2017 8:31 am

Micky Quim wrote:
Aldridge Prior wrote:Biggest cock
Surely you would win that poll
Has your ma been talking about me again?

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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Hair

Post by Micky Quim » Sat May 20, 2017 8:38 am

Aldridge Prior wrote:
Micky Quim wrote: Surely you would win that poll
Has your ma been talking about me again?
You would have to dig her up to do that

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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Hair

Post by Aldridge Prior » Sat May 20, 2017 10:09 am

Micky Quim wrote:
Aldridge Prior wrote:
Has your ma been talking about me again?
You would have to dig her up to do that
I think we've had this conversation before <neg>

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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Hair

Post by biggeordiedave » Sat May 20, 2017 12:51 pm

<wat>
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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Hair

Post by Micky Quim » Sat May 20, 2017 1:37 pm

Aldridge Prior wrote:
Micky Quim wrote: You would have to dig her up to do that
I think we've had this conversation before <neg>
Nope. Shes alive and well. You must do this all the time though because you are a massive cock <ok>

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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Hair

Post by bodacious benny » Sat May 20, 2017 2:18 pm

I assumed he was into necrophilia.
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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Hair

Post by Micky Quim » Sat May 20, 2017 3:46 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:I assumed he was into necrophilia.
Every hole is a goal

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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Hair

Post by Aldridge Prior » Sat May 20, 2017 4:19 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:I assumed he was into necrophilia.
Don't knock it til you've tried it.

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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Hair

Post by Paco » Sun May 21, 2017 2:42 pm

Coloccini's majestic curls won the day, such was the high demand for a new poll here it is

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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Hair

Post by ALF » Sun May 21, 2017 2:47 pm

Went for One Size, Xisco was a good shout too.

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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Nickname

Post by Colly » Sun May 21, 2017 3:59 pm

I call foul, Xisco was out on loan the whole season. Poor Xisco.

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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Nickname

Post by Aldridge Prior » Sun May 21, 2017 4:03 pm

One size 8)

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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Nickname

Post by Oval85 » Sun May 21, 2017 8:45 pm

How can anyone not vote for Paul "Dumb and" Dummett? <laugh>

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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Nickname

Post by Chappy » Mon May 22, 2017 8:44 am

The Mackem Slayer <awe>
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Re: NUFC All Time Championship XI - Best Nickname

Post by Pardew's Legendary Specs » Mon May 22, 2017 8:56 am

Had to go with Carl Cort <laugh>
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