WEEKEND FOOTBALL - 24/27 AUGUST 2018

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WEEKEND FOOTBALL - 24/27 AUGUST 2018

Post by UlversToon » Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:57 pm

Afternoon all,

Early I know but plans for tomorrow may keep me away from the internet.

24 AUGUST 2018

THE CHAMPIONSHIP

19:45 Middlesbrough 1-0 West Bromwich Albion Sky

25 AUGUST 2018

THE PREMIER LEAGUE

12:30 Wolverhampton Wanderers 1-1 Manchester City Sky
15:00 AFC Bournemouth 2-2 Everton
15:00 Arsenal 3-1 West Ham United
15:00 Huddersfield Town 0-0 Cardiff City
15:00 Southampton 1-2 Leicester City
17:30 Liverpool 1-0 Brighton & Hove Albion BT

THE CHAMPIONSHIP

15:00 Aston Villa 1-1 Reading
15:00 Blackburn Rovers 1-0 Brentford
15:00 Bolton Wanderers 0-3 Sheffield United
15:00 Derby County 2-0 Preston North End
15:00 Norwich City 0-3 Leeds United
15:00 Queens Park Rangers 1-0 Wigan Athletic
15:00 Sheffield Wednesday 2-1 Ipswich Town
15:00 Stoke City 2-0 Hull City
15:00 Swansea City 0-1 Bristol City
17:30 Nottingham Forest 2-2 Birmingham City Sky

LEAGUE ONE

15:00 AFC Wimbledon 1-2 mackems

26 AUGUST 2018

THE PREMIER LEAGUE

13:30 Watford 2-1 Crystal Palace Sky
16:00 Fulham 3-2 Burnley
16:00 NEWCASTLE UNITED 1-2 Chelsea Sky <neg>

THE CHAMPIONSHIP

12:30 Rotherham United 1-0 Millwall

27 AUGUST 2018

THE PREMIER LEAGUE

20:00 Manchester United 0-3 Tottenham Hotspur Sky <laugh>

So, after two games no fewer than six teams have maximum points, four teams have no points at all and one team has yet to score whilst Joselu is The Toons' top scorer.

By my reckoning The Toon will not be in the bottom three when they kick-off against Chelsea on Sunday evening but, lose that game and we could find ourselves on the bottom rung of the ladder.

In the lunchtime kick-off last seasons Championship winners and big spenders Wolverhampton Wanderers take on last seasons Premier League winners and record breakers, Manchester City, whose early form indicates that more records are likely to be broken this season by Peps' men. AFC Bournemouth, another of those teams with maximum points, entertain Everton whilst two of the winless teams clash at The Emirates in what could be described as a pointless London derby! Rock bottom Huddersfield Town are up against Cardiff City who are the only team yet to register a goal and, indeed, have had only two shots on target in their first two games back in the big time so The Terriers will be fancying their chances to pick up their first point of the season from this game. In the last of the 3 o'clock kick-offs Leicester City are the visitors to St Mary's Stadium whilst the teatime game sees title hopefuls Liverpool take on Brighton & Hove Albion who, themselves, had a fine win over Manchester United last weekend.

Sunday sees Watford, currently in a Champions League place, are at home to Crystal Palace whose one game winning run came to an end last weekend and Fulham will be hoping to pick up their first points of the season against a Burnley side who could well be suffering from a Europa League hangover having played in Greece on Thursday night. Our own heroes once again play live in front of a TV audience of millions when Chelsea are the visitors to SJP and hopefully they will put on a much better performance than the dross served up for the cameras last weekend. The final game of the weekend has an under fire Jose Mourinho and his under performing Red Devils taking on Tottenham Hotspur and another defeat for the men in red will be hard to bear for the Old Trafford faithful!

In League One the mackems will be hoping to continue their impressive start to the season when they visit The Cherry Red Records Stadium for their clash with AFC Wimbledon.

As always thanks for reading and enjoy your weekend.
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Re: WEEKEND FOTBALL - 24/27 AUGUST 2018

Post by overseasTOON » Thu Aug 23, 2018 3:48 pm

Ayr United take on Dunfermline.

Another win for the on fire Honest Men would keep the push for survival this season right on track.

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Re: WEEKEND FOTBALL - 24/27 AUGUST 2018

Post by UlversToon » Thu Aug 23, 2018 3:50 pm

overseasTOON wrote:
Thu Aug 23, 2018 3:48 pm
Ayr United take on Dunfermline.

Another win for the on fire Honest Men would keep the push for survival this season right on track.
Yes, come on you Honest Men! Surely they must be striving for more than mere survival as that shows a distinct lack of ambition from the hierarchy! <whistle>

Apologies for that glaring omission!

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Post by bodacious benny » Thu Aug 23, 2018 4:18 pm

Would love to see Spurs stuff Man U <awe>
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Re: WEEKEND FOOTBALL - 24/27 AUGUST 2018

Post by vrabbit » Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:20 pm

great weekend for me, I get to watch WBA take on Pulis on Friday while at work and don't have to worry about a 4:30am Newcastle game, instead getting a nice Sunday 8am game for me here in Cali.

Life could be worse I guess.

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Re: WEEKEND FOOTBALL - 24/27 AUGUST 2018

Post by UlversToon » Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:35 pm

4:00pm Sunday kick-offs suit me as my weekend isn't totally ruined if we are beaten!

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Post by bodacious benny » Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:35 pm

I've just finished work until 3rd September, life could definitely be worse.
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Re: WEEKEND FOOTBALL - 24/27 AUGUST 2018

Post by vrabbit » Fri Aug 24, 2018 6:22 pm

would love nothing more than for WBA to score 4 or 5 on Pulis' Boro <awe>

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Re: WEEKEND FOOTBALL - 24/27 AUGUST 2018

Post by overseasTOON » Fri Aug 24, 2018 6:40 pm

vrabbit wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 6:22 pm
would love nothing more than for WBA to score 4 or 5 on Pulis' Boro <awe>
I have a bet on WBA and Strasbourg to win tonight.

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Post by vrabbit » Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:39 pm

Pulised. Awful.

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Post by Colly » Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:41 pm

UTB

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Post by TBC » Fri Aug 24, 2018 10:09 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:35 pm
I've just finished work until 3rd September, life could definitely be worse.
6th for me <gent>
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Post by Vanitas » Sun Aug 26, 2018 3:38 pm

Mitro just scored against Burnley

and another!

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Re: WEEKEND FOOTBALL - 24/27 AUGUST 2018

Post by Don Sholeone » Mon Aug 27, 2018 8:28 pm

Mourinhos 3rd season syndrome well underway <laugh>

2-0 Spurs so far, goals from Kane and Moura

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Re: WEEKEND FOOTBALL - 24/27 AUGUST 2018

Post by Chappy » Mon Aug 27, 2018 8:53 pm

Reckon he'll be gone by Xmas?

I thought Spurs would win tonight. Mourinho hasn't changed his ways and the game is leaving him behind.
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Post by bodacious benny » Mon Aug 27, 2018 9:07 pm

He might as well go now <laugh>
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Post by Valentino's fast feet » Mon Aug 27, 2018 9:21 pm

Can't be long surely. Obviously been a lot of talk about getting Zidane in, but I don't think that's the right way to go. Lumped a fiver on Conte at 12/1. Dunno what went on at Chelsea, but he achieved a lot in his two years there. Think he's the perfect manager out of those avaliable to right the ship and get them on their way. Not a long term appointment, but very few are these days.
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Re: WEEKEND FOOTBALL - 24/27 AUGUST 2018

Post by overseasTOON » Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:00 am

A few chaps at work are Man Utd fans and today has been fun.

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Post by bodacious benny » Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:10 am

Football has changed and Man U haven't moved with it. Man C have changed the PL, Liverpool have made moves to go with it, as have Spurs to a lesser extent. Man U haven't. The great thing about Ferguson was that he could adapt a team and squad as years went by, Mourinho (and Man U since Ferguson left) haven't done that. They are miles away from being title contenders.
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Re: WEEKEND FOOTBALL - 24/27 AUGUST 2018

Post by krully » Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:42 pm

Man Utd fans really are whiney gimps.

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