Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

[Donkey Toon]

Nah, that was a dive from Perez. He does that unfortunately.

[thedeludedfannymagnet2]

Pelanty? More chance of getting a sha*g off that lineswoman

[thedeludedfannymagnet2]

HAZARD YOU FUKIN PUFF GET UP!!

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

We aren't too shabby today.

[UlversToon]

We aren't too shabby today.

Just hope we can keep it up against Cardiff next week.

[Colly]

This is literally the one injury we can afford to have. I'd argue Fernandez actually strengthens this back three.

[Donkey Toon]

This is literally the one injury we can afford to have. I'd argue Fernandez actually strengthens this back three.

Just what I was thinking.

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

We aren't too shabby today.

Just hope we can keep it up against Cardiff next week.

Twice in a week is asking too much....

[Sir Bobby]

This is literally the one injury we can afford to have. I'd argue Fernandez actually strengthens this back three.

I wouldn’t disagree with that. Commentators going on about it being devastating made me laugh

[The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco]

We aren't too shabby today.

Thats the problem, we play 'better' against teams like Chelsea and Utd and lose, then play utter s*** against the teams around us and still lose.

[Colly]

We aren't too shabby today.

Thats the problem, we play 'better' against teams like Chelsea and Utd and lose, then play utter s*** against the teams around us and still lose.

If we don't change tack entirely against Cardiff at home we're knackered. Ritchie has to get played higher up for a start.

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

We aren't too shabby today.

Thats the problem, we play 'better' against teams like Chelsea and Utd and lose, then play utter s*** against the teams around us and still lose.

I agree, they tend to put a lot more effort in on account they know if they don't, We'd get battered. The "effort" against Fulham was horrendous.

[Gregg5]

Couldn't be going worse. Lol

[UlversToon]

We aren't too shabby today.

Thats the problem, we play 'better' against teams like Chelsea and Utd and lose, then play utter s*** against the teams around us and still lose.

We don't even win very well!

[Colly]

I know it's a horrible bench, but I'd be tempted to give Murphy a run just to get some quick fresh legs on.

[Hjl]

Couldn't be going worse. Lol

You must be new.... It has been far far worse. This one of our better games!

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

I know it's a horrible bench, but I'd be tempted to give Murphy a run just to get some quick fresh legs on.

I wouldn't go that far. He's pretty bad him like.

[Toondes]

Rafa doesn’t do positive substitutions

[Colly]

I know it's a horrible bench, but I'd be tempted to give Murphy a run just to get some quick fresh legs on.

I wouldn't go that far. He's pretty bad him like.

We've done this to death, but he's had nowhere near a long enough run in the side to show this one way or the other. And that's more than you can say for Atsu.

[Sir Bobby]

Well that’s 2 minutes wasted coz someone stood on s*** Coloccini’s toe