Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

[Sir Bobby]

So, what do we do now?

Since we’ve lost every game we went 1-0 down in since about 2017 I’d say we lose probably

[Donkey Toon]

As the ball was lobbed in we had a flat back five with only one challenger and he won out. Utter s**** yet again.

[thedeludedfannymagnet2]

Barcones

[UlversToon]

I take it none of us are feeling too positive at the moment.

[Donkey Toon]

So, what do we do now?

What Rafa always does. Sit back and defend a 1-nil deficit rather than go more offensive and try and equalise.

Why do we bother?

[Toondes]

Debating weather to stick this out or turn off now

[UlversToon]

Debating weather to stick this out or turn off now

I'm giving it until my stream dies but, knowing my luck, it will probably last the full 90 minutes!

[thedeludedfannymagnet2]

So, what do we do now?

Well should we ever get a touch of the ball, attack I reckon. Sort of

[UlversToon]

So, what do we do now?

Well should we ever get a touch of the ball, attack I reckon. Sort of

I don't think our players have any understanding of attacking football.

[Crouching Shola Hidden Talent]

I like our renegade tactics of playing a game of football without actually touching the football.

[thedeludedfannymagnet2]

We make retaining possession look hard fgs!

[Toondes]

Longstaff doing ok so far/

[Sir Bobby]

Ridiculous decision, especially since that linesman ignored a blatant foul on Clark

[Toondes]

Is the linesman having a laugh ? And a yellow

[thedeludedfannymagnet2]

Lucky free kick

[Ramone]

Ritchie is awful, far too slow for this league

[Toondes]

We nearly look dangerous on the counter .

[Toondes]

Really good to have Leguene back

[thedeludedfannymagnet2]

Wish we would start putting in some proper tackles fgs

[Toondes]

What is the point in Perez ? I know he gets a lot of stick but he offers absolutely nothing . Loses possession , doesn’t dribble , can shoot , can’t hold it up.