Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

Post by Sir Bobby » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:04 pm

I’ve seen rugby teams have more forward passes than us today

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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

Post by Toondes » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:06 pm

We can’t seem to cross either . Pathetic from Atsu there.
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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

Post by UlversToon » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:06 pm

The co-commentator on my stream just summed us up perfectly when he called us feeble.

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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

Post by Toondes » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:06 pm

f*** off perez
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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

Post by thedeludedfannymagnet2 » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:06 pm

Dross free kick, it's probably the only chance we have of a goal and its crap

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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

Post by Sir Bobby » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:07 pm

Toondes wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:03 pm
What is the point in Perez ? I know he gets a lot of stick but he offers absolutely nothing . Loses possession , doesn’t dribble , can shoot , can’t hold it up.
Good finish from him there <neg>

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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

Post by thedeludedfannymagnet2 » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:07 pm

UlversToon wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:06 pm
The co-commentator on my stream just summed us up perfectly when he called us feeble.
Yeh mine too

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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

Post by Somebodys pinched my sombrero » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:08 pm

Perez got to do better than that

Great stream though!
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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

Post by Toondes » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:08 pm

Sir Bobby wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:07 pm
Toondes wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:03 pm
What is the point in Perez ? I know he gets a lot of stick but he offers absolutely nothing . Loses possession , doesn’t dribble , can shoot , can’t hold it up.
Good finish from him there <neg>
He is totally out of his depth.
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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

Post by thedeludedfannymagnet2 » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:08 pm

Just get stuck into the *******, crunch a few tackles fgs

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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

Post by Ramone » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:09 pm

Somebodys pinched my sombrero wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:08 pm
Perez got to do better than that

Great stream though!
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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

Post by The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:10 pm

1-1 (still lose mind!) <erm>

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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

Post by thedeludedfannymagnet2 » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:10 pm

If we score I'm on the pitch

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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

Post by Hjl » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:10 pm

well ill be damed

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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

Post by Somebodys pinched my sombrero » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:10 pm

Woooosh ya f***er!
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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

Post by Ramone » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:10 pm

Made up for his mistake
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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

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Re: Match day thread: Chelsea v Newcastle (Sat, 5.30pm)

Post by Sir Bobby » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:11 pm

Cracking header that

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