Dennis Wise becomes an advisor at NUFC

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Dennis Wise becomes an advisor at NUFC

Post by TJR » Fri Jan 18, 2019 8:22 pm

Dennis Wise is advising Mike Ashley about Newcastle United, according to a report. Wise had an ill-fated spell as an executive director at the club 11 years ago.

Then-manager Kevin Keegan recently lifted the lid on his strained relationship with Wise at the time in his autobiography.

And The Times claim that Wise "has regained his position as an influential advisor" to Ashley, the club's owner.

It is reported that wise "cemented" the business relationship between Ashley and Rio Ferdinand, who was ridiculed last weekend by Newcastle fans for his defence of Ashley's running of the club. Ferdinand – who made a number of inaccurate claims – is selling his clothing range exclusively through Ashley's Sports Direct empire.

Wise, it's claimed, also "encouraged" other former players, notably Tim Sherwood, to defend Ashley.

It is reported that Wise, an unpopular figure on Tyneside, has had meetings with Justin Barnes, an associate of Ashley's who has been working at the club, and Lee Charnley, United's managing director.

Wise, however, has not had any involvement with Benitez, according to the report.
https://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/fo ... -1-9546180

Just when you think things couldn't get any worse. Ashley is just openly laughing at us now.

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Post by bodacious benny » Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:06 pm

Pretty sure that if you look up runt In the dictionary you’d see a picture of him.
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Re: Dennis Wise becomes an advisor at NUFC

Post by Lidl » Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:16 pm

Jesus...Ashley really is just having doing stuff for shits'n'giggles now
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Post by krully » Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:31 pm

Is this a poor, early attempt at an April Fool's Joke

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Post by Colly » Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:53 pm

Jesus Christ.

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Post by Sir Bobby » Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:59 pm

Tbf this is mafia boss level trolling

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Post by krully » Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:39 pm

Sir Bobby wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:59 pm
Tbf this is mafia boss level trolling
😂 Level 99

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Post by Heisen » Sat Jan 19, 2019 12:24 am

You've got to admire how full on balls-to-the-wall he goes with his efforts to piss the supporters off.
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Post by Toondes » Sat Jan 19, 2019 6:55 am

Are we getting the band back together <awe>
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Post by Bruuuuuuuuce () » Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:00 am

Toondes wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 6:55 am
Are we getting the band back together <awe>
Llambias > Charley. So if Ashley's hanging around then I'd have Llambias back. s*** tended to get done with him here.

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Re: Dennis Wise becomes an advisor at NUFC

Post by Colly » Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:39 am

Luque wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:00 am
Toondes wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 6:55 am
Are we getting the band back together <awe>
Llambias > Charley. So if Ashley's hanging around then I'd have Llambias back. s*** tended to get done with him here.
This implies that neither of them were just puppets for Ashley in the first place. It doesn't matter who's the go between, it's still Ashley deciding whether or not he gives a toss at any given moment.

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Post by UlversToon » Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:01 am

Beggars belief!

In what capacity is Dennis Wise qualified to give advice?

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Re: Dennis Wise becomes an advisor at NUFC

Post by overseasTOON » Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:09 am

UlversToon wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:01 am
Beggars belief!

In what capacity is Dennis Wise qualified to give advice?
He's an expert on Cuban heels.

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Re: Dennis Wise becomes an advisor at NUFC

Post by UlversToon » Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:38 am

overseasTOON wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:09 am
UlversToon wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:01 am
Beggars belief!

In what capacity is Dennis Wise qualified to give advice?
He's an expert on Cuban heels.
Scaling new heights with that one!

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Re: Dennis Wise becomes an advisor at NUFC

Post by bodacious benny » Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:59 am

Looks like he belong in an episode of Beavis and Butt-head.
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Re: Dennis Wise becomes an advisor at NUFC

Post by UlversToon » Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:06 am

originallad wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:40 am
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/f ... um=twitter

Apparently bollocks.
You would hope so but that article only says there have been no meetings between Wise and Charnley, there is nothing to say that he is not advising Ashley in some capacity.

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Re: Dennis Wise becomes an advisor at NUFC

Post by originallad » Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:11 am

UlversToon wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:06 am
originallad wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:40 am
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/f ... um=twitter

Apparently bollocks.
You would hope so but that article only says there have been no meetings between Wise and Charnley, there is nothing to say that he is not advising Ashley in some capacity.
I live in hope it's bollocks.

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Re: Dennis Wise becomes an advisor at NUFC

Post by beatski » Sun Jan 20, 2019 1:15 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:06 pm
Pretty sure that if you look up runt In the dictionary you’d see a picture of him.
Damn autocorrect <fist>

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Re: Dennis Wise becomes an advisor at NUFC

Post by bodacious benny » Sun Jan 20, 2019 1:21 pm

Beatski wrote:
Sun Jan 20, 2019 1:15 pm
Bodacious Benny wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:06 pm
Pretty sure that if you look up runt In the dictionary you’d see a picture of him.
Damn autocorrect <fist>
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