The Lukaku thread (Deal Off; wouldn’t accept payment in SD mugs)

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The Lukaku thread (Deal Off; wouldn’t accept payment in SD mugs)

Post by Bodacious Benny » Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:06 pm

Did I get your hopes up...

We've apparently agreed a loan deal for Jordan Lukaku...

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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by overseasTOON » Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:11 pm

Just make sure the club provides him with an Uber account.

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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by lassassinblanc » Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:19 pm

Someone updated his wiki page already

"Newcastle United

In January 2019 he agreed to a loan move to Newcastle where he became an instant hit and club legend scoring a brace on his first appearance and going on to score another seven and assisting twelve saving Newcastle a season. he later followed in the footsteps of sir alan boomsong as a newcastle cult hero winning absolutly nothing "
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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by Bodacious Benny » Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:21 pm

Never takes long does it <laugh>
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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by lassassinblanc » Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:27 pm

I'm very surprised it came out of nowhere really, some Belgian Journalists tweeted about it about an hour ago I didn't believe it, but obviously Sky now reporting it and they majority of the time don't say anything unless they have been told by club sources.
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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by Bodacious Benny » Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:32 pm

lassassinblanc wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:27 pm
I'm very surprised it came out of nowhere really, some Belgian Journalists tweeted about it about an hour ago I didn't believe it, but obviously Sky now reporting it and they majority of the time don't say anything unless they have been told by club sources.
Just shows that 99% most of the so called 'ITK' people and outlets have no idea what's really going on and are just reporting stories based on nothing at all.
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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by Bodacious Benny » Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:34 pm

Wiki has been updated again:

Joined Newcastle United on loan on 24th January 2019 and went on to become an immediate star, scoring twice on his debut against Watford in the F.A. Cup. Followed up with a bicycle kick equaliser against Manchester City on Tuesday 29th January 2019. Gary Neville almost passed out whilst complimenting Lukaku's sublime skill and Graeme Souness was left speechless for the first time in his life. Lukaku went on to help Newcastle reach safety. His greatness was further enhanced when he telepathically stopped Sunderland FC from being promoted from their pub league.
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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by lassassinblanc » Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:40 pm

<laugh>
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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by lassassinblanc » Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:40 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:32 pm
lassassinblanc wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:27 pm
I'm very surprised it came out of nowhere really, some Belgian Journalists tweeted about it about an hour ago I didn't believe it, but obviously Sky now reporting it and they majority of the time don't say anything unless they have been told by club sources.
Just shows that 99% most of the so called 'ITK' people and outlets have no idea what's really going on and are just reporting stories based on nothing at all.
I hope that ain't a pop at me in regards to the Hazard transfer <cry>
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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by jpg » Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:41 pm

You bastard

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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by Colly » Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:45 pm

Amalfitano, Murphy, Lukaku. We should start building a squad of people's less talented brothers.

Thorgan Hazard anyone?

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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by lassassinblanc » Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:46 pm

jpg wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:41 pm
You bastard
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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by Remember Colo » Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:58 pm

Colly wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:45 pm
Amalfitano, Murphy, Lukaku. We should start building a squad of people's less talented brothers.

Thorgan Hazard anyone?
It's a good thing then that we tried out both De Jongs.

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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by Toondes » Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:59 pm

Colly wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:45 pm
Amalfitano, Murphy, Lukaku. We should start building a squad of people's less talented brothers.

Thorgan Hazard anyone?
Ameobis, Caldwell’s , de jongs
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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by overseasTOON » Thu Jan 24, 2019 3:01 pm

Colly wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:45 pm
Amalfitano, Murphy, Lukaku. We should start building a squad of people's less talented brothers.

Thorgan Hazard anyone?
You forgot Luuk De Jong

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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by PTAO? » Thu Jan 24, 2019 3:05 pm

lassassinblanc wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:40 pm
Bodacious Benny wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:32 pm


Just shows that 99% most of the so called 'ITK' people and outlets have no idea what's really going on and are just reporting stories based on nothing at all.
I hope that ain't a pop at me in regards to the Hazard transfer <cry>
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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by Colly » Thu Jan 24, 2019 3:14 pm

Toondes wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:59 pm
Colly wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:45 pm
Amalfitano, Murphy, Lukaku. We should start building a squad of people's less talented brothers.

Thorgan Hazard anyone?
Ameobis, Caldwell’s , de jongs
I only want the lesser ones.

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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by Bodacious Benny » Thu Jan 24, 2019 3:17 pm

lassassinblanc wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:40 pm
Bodacious Benny wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:32 pm


Just shows that 99% most of the so called 'ITK' people and outlets have no idea what's really going on and are just reporting stories based on nothing at all.
I hope that ain't a pop at me in regards to the Hazard transfer <cry>
<laugh>

Of course not <roll>
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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by lassassinblanc » Thu Jan 24, 2019 3:50 pm



Sure.
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Re: The Lukaku thread (Loan Deal Agreed)!

Post by Bodacious Benny » Thu Jan 24, 2019 3:53 pm

What does this mean for Kenedy...? Back to Chelsea or competition...
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