January 2019 Signing #2 Miguel Almiron (Club record £21m!)

[PTAO?]

Whoever we've sent to meet them is overly friendly with Almiron's (I presume?) agent.

My thoughts too.

[lassassinblanc]

Whoever we've sent to meet them is overly friendly with Almiron's (I presume?) agent.

My thoughts too.

Would probably be player liaison or member of scouting team most would have close relationships with agents

[lassassinblanc]

His nickname is Miggy

Potential song?

Oh Miggy youre so fine
You blow our minds
Oh Miggy Miggy

[Bruuuuuuuuce ()]

His nickname is Miggy

Potential song?

Oh Miggy youre so fine
You blow our minds
Oh Miggy Miggy

No no.

Almiron has got it going on.
He's all we want and we've waited for so long.
Baby can't you see, you're just not the girl for me.
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Almiron.

(Stacy's Mom, obv).

or

Get it on.
Bang a gong.
Almiron

(T.Rex - for the oldies).

[Valentino's fast feet]

Haha I like the Stacy's mum one

[Toondes]

Terrible

[Valentino's fast feet]

Do we still do that thing where we announce big signings really late on in the evening to piss off the print media?

[JamboGeordie]

If this lad does sign, does that mean Rafa stays after the summer? Would MA really give him £20m to spend on one player if he's leaving in a few months time?

No. £20m really isn't that much money in football anymore.

True its not a lot in the grand scheme of things, but given our transfer record it is a massive amount of money.

[PTAO?]

Do we still do that thing where we announce big signings really late on in the evening to piss off the print media?

This would suggest big signings were a regular occurrence

[Colly]

Terrible

Agreed. Frankly if the Ciaran Clark/Baby Shark song didn't catch on then we've got no chance these days. When was the last time a player had a song, Ritchie?

[Remember Colo]

Do we still do that thing where we announce big signings really late on in the evening to piss off the print media?

Maybe that's really why we stopped making big signings - to really stick to to the media

[beatski]

Terrible

Agreed. Frankly if the Ciaran Clark/Baby Shark song didn't catch on then we've got no chance these days. When was the last time a player had a song, Ritchie?

I don't care. Paul Dummett

[Valentino's fast feet]

Terrible

Agreed. Frankly if the Ciaran Clark/Baby Shark song didn't catch on then we've got no chance these days. When was the last time a player had a song, Ritchie?

Rondon

[Chappy]

Venezuela is north of the equator... ooops.

[Toondes]

f*** me , how cringe is that video.

[Captain Obvious]

That fat cronut, Mike Ashlee-yyy
Actually spent, some moneeyyyy----yyyy
And now there's somebody
Turning me onnnnnn-nnnnnn
Almiron

[beatski]

**** me , how cringe is that video.

They always are

[Blue & Maroon]

**** me , how cringe is that video.

They always are

Just as bad as the ''Welcome to Newcastle'' rubbish that gets posted

[Chappy]

Why hasn't this been announced yet? f*** me they're dragging it out aren't they?

[Don Sholeone]

Why hasn't this been announced yet? f*** me they're dragging it out aren't they?

Will be completing all the formalities, may need some stuff from Atlantas end too and its only about 7am over there atm