Pick Your Worst NUFC XI

[bodacious benny]

Riviere. f***ing hell I think my brain made me forget he existed

Same else I’d probably have stuck him in

[bodacious benny]

so much Terrible players over the years, I had forgotten about most of them. Of all the players mentioned I'm torn between sol Campbell and gerimi for being the absolute worst

Sol Campbell had the turning circle and speed of an Super tanker by the time he played for us

[Colly]

so much Terrible players over the years, I had forgotten about most of them. Of all the players mentioned I'm torn between sol Campbell and gerimi for being the absolute worst

Definitely Sol, though I'd put Cacapa lower just because at least Sol had the decency to not play much. And that Portsmouth game.

[krully]

He was so slow it was like he was in a different time zone or something he only took the job because his fiancée and himself moved there I think, such s****

[Diego21]

GK. J.Alnwick
RWB. Tavernier
CB. Williamson
CB. Onyewu
LWB. Shane Ferguson
CM. Bigirimana
CM. Ireland
CAM. Obertan
CAM. I.Gonzalez
ST. Xisco
ST. Riviere

[originallad]

GK: Mike Hooper

RB: Stephen Carr
CB: Jean Alain-Boumsong
CB: Titus Bramble
LB: Wayne Quinn

RM: Romain Amalfitano
CM: Diego Gavilan
CM: Fumaca
LM: Des Hamilton

ST: Stephane Guivarc'h
ST: Paul Dalglish

[bodacious benny]

I’d blocked Obertan out too

[Blue & Maroon]

He's got too much pace. It's scary to think that we could easily make a squad full of ex players who when they played for us were slower than blokes down the pub, had worse knees than a group of squaddies and the collective footballing brain of a mashed up turnip.