Match day thread - Toon vs Everton

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Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton

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Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton

Post by Caer Newydd » Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:57 pm

At the end Silva was miffed a tad,
A single decision made him mad,
It was Mason's decision early on,
"Jordan Pickford should have gone",
He shouted over and again,
And demanded the ref explain,
Why he had not brandished a red,
With the Toffees two goals ahead,
And claimed there would be no second-half letdown,
Had Lee Mason sent off the clown.

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Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton

Post by Colback's Orange Tufts » Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:22 pm

It's insane we are only thee points (gl bit admittedly) behind Everton in the league given the serious wedge they've spend. People rate silva but its hardly value for money right
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Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton

Post by Chappy » Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:58 pm

Caer Newydd wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:57 pm
At the end Silva was miffed a tad,
A single decision made him mad,
It was Mason's decision early on,
"Jordan Pickford should have gone",
He shouted over and again,
And demanded the ref explain,
Why he had not brandished a red,
With the Toffees two goals ahead,
And claimed there would be no second-half letdown,
Had Lee Mason sent off the clown.
Can you do one solely on how much of a cronut Pickford is?
It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city.

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Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton

Post by Tsi » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:34 pm

Chappy wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:58 pm


Can you do one solely on how much of a cronut Pickford is?
roses are red
posh people hunt
Kieth Flint is dead
and Pickfords a cronut

<roll>

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Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton

Post by Hjl » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:39 pm

Tsi wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:34 pm
Chappy wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:58 pm


Can you do one solely on how much of a cronut Pickford is?
roses are red
posh people hunt
Kieth Flint is dead
and Pickfords a cronut

<roll>
<applause> <applause> <applause>

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Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton

Post by Tsi » Sun Mar 10, 2019 12:24 am

From this

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to this in 45mins



<laugh> what a wanker

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Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton

Post by lassassinblanc » Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:55 am

Cal wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 5:01 pm
What an injustice than Rondon was offside...
lassassinblanc wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:58 pm
OK I've said it before so I'll say it again

Can a Mod make a Ayoze Perez Earplug smiley
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Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton

Post by Chappy » Sun Mar 10, 2019 11:47 am

Tsi wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:34 pm
Chappy wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:58 pm


Can you do one solely on how much of a cronut Pickford is?
roses are red
posh people hunt
Kieth Flint is dead
and Pickfords a cronut


<roll>

<laugh> <applause> <applause> <applause>

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Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton

Post by Speedo » Sun Mar 10, 2019 11:54 am

I had the first custom w***

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Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton

Post by Caer Newydd » Sun Mar 10, 2019 12:22 pm

Tsi wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:34 pm
Chappy wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:58 pm


Can you do one solely on how much of a cronut Pickford is?
roses are red
posh people hunt
Kieth Flint is dead
and Pickfords a cronut

<roll>
Can't better that quatrain,
Of the Mackem birdbrain,
But I read in their programme,
Those letters on his shirt,
Sportpesa, are an anagram,
And will readily convert,
To "spot arse" with a letter spare thus,
The "P" for Pickford being surplus.

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Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton

Post by UlversToon » Mon Mar 11, 2019 3:06 pm

Perez makes Garth Crooks' team of the week for what that is worth.

"Ayoze Perez: So, Marco Silva is the latest manager who thinks he can abuse the referee due to his team's inability to protect a two-goal lead and his goalkeeper's crisis in confidence?

Well, I can tell him that it wasn't Lee Mason who was responsible for his team's complete meltdown but Ayoze Perez.

The Spaniard ran Everton ragged, never lost his nerve and never gave up. Unlike Everton."

<ayo>

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Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton

Post by Diego21 » Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:46 am

Sorry for my bad english, I am spanish!

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Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton

Post by Toondes » Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:01 pm

Diego21 wrote:
Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:46 am
What was it? Link is dead?
# stolen from nufc.com :)

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Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton

Post by Diego21 » Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:08 pm

Toondes wrote:
Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:01 pm
Diego21 wrote:
Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:46 am
What was it? Link is dead?
It was the same that this

Sorry for my bad english, I am spanish!

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