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Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 8:07 pm
by Scalabrine
Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:57 pm
by Caer Newydd
At the end Silva was miffed a tad,
A single decision made him mad,
It was Mason's decision early on,
"Jordan Pickford should have gone",
He shouted over and again,
And demanded the ref explain,
Why he had not brandished a red,
With the Toffees two goals ahead,
And claimed there would be no second-half letdown,
Had Lee Mason sent off the clown.
Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:22 pm
by Colback's Orange Tufts
It's insane we are only thee points (gl bit admittedly) behind Everton in the league given the serious wedge they've spend. People rate silva but its hardly value for money right
Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:58 pm
by Chappy
Caer Newydd wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:57 pm
At the end Silva was miffed a tad,
A single decision made him mad,
It was Mason's decision early on,
"Jordan Pickford should have gone",
He shouted over and again,
And demanded the ref explain,
Why he had not brandished a red,
With the Toffees two goals ahead,
And claimed there would be no second-half letdown,
Had Lee Mason sent off the clown.
Can you do one solely on how much of a cronut Pickford is?
Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:34 pm
by Tsi
Chappy wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:58 pm
Can you do one solely on how much of a cronut Pickford is?
roses are red
posh people hunt
Kieth Flint is dead
and Pickfords a cronut
Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:39 pm
by Hjl
Tsi wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:34 pm
Chappy wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:58 pm
Can you do one solely on how much of a cronut Pickford is?
roses are red
posh people hunt
Kieth Flint is dead
and Pickfords a cronut
Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton
Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2019 12:24 am
by Tsi
From this
to this in 45mins
what a wanker
Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton
Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:55 am
by lassassinblanc
Cal wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 5:01 pm
What an injustice than Rondon was offside...
lassassinblanc wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:58 pm
OK I've said it before so I'll say it again
Can a Mod make a Ayoze Perez Earplug smiley
No
Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton
Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2019 11:47 am
by Chappy
Tsi wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:34 pm
Chappy wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:58 pm
Can you do one solely on how much of a cronut Pickford is?
roses are red
posh people hunt
Kieth Flint is dead
and Pickfords a cronut
Savage yet heroic
Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton
Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2019 11:54 am
by Speedo
Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton
Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2019 12:22 pm
by Caer Newydd
Tsi wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:34 pm
Chappy wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:58 pm
Can you do one solely on how much of a cronut Pickford is?
roses are red
posh people hunt
Kieth Flint is dead
and Pickfords a cronut
Can't better that quatrain,
Of the Mackem birdbrain,
But I read in their programme,
Those letters on his shirt,
Sportpesa, are an anagram,
And will readily convert,
To "spot arse" with a letter spare thus,
The "P" for Pickford being surplus.
Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton
Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 3:06 pm
by UlversToon
Perez makes Garth Crooks' team of the week for what that is worth.
"Ayoze Perez: So, Marco Silva is the latest manager who thinks he can abuse the referee due to his team's inability to protect a two-goal lead and his goalkeeper's crisis in confidence?
Well, I can tell him that it wasn't Lee Mason who was responsible for his team's complete meltdown but Ayoze Perez.
The Spaniard ran Everton ragged, never lost his nerve and never gave up. Unlike Everton."
Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:46 am
by Diego21
Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:01 pm
by Toondes
Diego21 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:46 am
What was it? Link is dead?
Re: Match day thread - Toon vs Everton
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:08 pm
by Diego21
Toondes wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:01 pm
Diego21 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:46 am
What was it? Link is dead?
It was the same that this