Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by Captain Obvious » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:33 pm

I hope they get 5

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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by Uncle Paul » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:34 pm

Come back Rafa. Bruce hasn’t got a f***ing clue

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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by Bruuuuuuuuce () » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:34 pm

Players walking back...

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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by Toondes » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:34 pm

Get f***ed Bruce you potatoe headed cronut. Defo getting relegated with this clown. I can’t defend this
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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by Crouching Shola Hidden Talent » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:34 pm

This is really f***ing worrying.
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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by Hjl » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:34 pm

Worst performance I've seen in maybe years

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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by Blue & Maroon » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:35 pm

Well we are f***ed.

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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by overseasTOON » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:36 pm

Dear Mr Bruce.

Go f*** yourself you rancid pile of s***.

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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by Sanchino » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:36 pm

Captain Obvious wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:26 pm
This is deservedly 2-0 to Norwich. No positives. Relegation is inevitable.
This. If we're getting outclassed, out-hustled and out-thought by a a newly promoted team then the signs are ominous. Need to switch the formation next week and go for the 3-4-3 with Ritchie and Willems as wing-backs, Get Longstaff and Hayden back as a partnership as Shelvey and Ki need dropping on this performance and get ASM - Miggy out wide supporting Joelinton.

Oh great.. Pukki hat-trick and he deserves it. 3-0 game done, dusted and dead. We're probably gonna be one of the few teams which make Pukki look like Aguero / Kane this year and we're making Norwich look like a Barcelona here.. splitting our defence in half so easily. <urgh>
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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:36 pm

But guys, its only our 2nd game of the season.

There's still plenty of time to get worse.... <roll>

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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by Colly » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:38 pm

Might have to revise my top 6 prediction.

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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by Toondes » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:38 pm

The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:36 pm
But guys, its only our 2nd game of the season.

There's still plenty of time to get worse.... <roll>
To be fair , I’ve watched worse performances under Rafa but shipping goals this easily is really worrying. They look like they don’t give a f*** after 2 games.
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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by Captain Obvious » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:39 pm

We need three up top. 1 through the middle and 2 wide. Rafa eventually realized that we had to do this, which meant two in the park which meant no Shelvey. It's not rocket science. Hayden and Longstaff in the engine room and get that extra man up top.

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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by Hjl » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:42 pm

Glad we got a valuable contribution from our 4 defenders on the bench.

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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by overseasTOON » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:42 pm

Relegation zone already.

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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by Tsi » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:42 pm

Captain Obvious wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:39 pm
We need three up top. 1 through the middle and 2 wide. Rafa eventually realized that we had to do this, which meant two in the park which meant no Shelvey. It's not rocket science. Hayden and Longstaff in the engine room and get that extra man up top.
Said this about the formation after the first game unfortunately looks like Bruce is sticking with Shelvey.

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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by UlversToon » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:50 pm

Decided to boycott this one and go out on the bike, looks like I made the correct decision!

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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by Blue & Maroon » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:51 pm

Gateshead just gone 2 1 up in the last minute <whistle>

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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by bodacious benny » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:51 pm

Make the most of that goal, we won’t get many more in the next few weeks!
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Re: Match thread - Norwich V NUFC

Post by overseasTOON » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:51 pm

Woohoo! We scored.

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