Jetro Willems available for 10 million

[Valentino's fast feet]

Nice headache to have when Lejeune and Schar are back. If the rest of our team had the strength we’ve got in the CB positions then we’d be pushing top 4

Since over half of our league goals this season have been scored by defenders maybe we should just play a couple pf them up front to fit everyone in!

Schaer in the hole

[Ivan Drago]

Mike is a tyre kicker he will walk rings around Jerto while he thinks about the deal, asking the relevant questions like has he has any tax or test left on him, if he has been crashed, and does he come with some floor mats and a full tank of petrol. He is just about to shake hands on the deal when he spots the written off little wreck out the back, Just then other buyer walks in says how much for Jetro because he has been looking for a couple of years for a car like this and says we will take him now and they new ower is confused atas to why Mike decided that Jetro is a earlier model and thinks the sell on fee is too low, even though he is desperate and that although Jetro was perfect for him at a fantasic price with all the extras thrown in, He decides the 400 pound price tag is far too good for him to turn down. Although it is a total write off of twisted metal Mike decides that he must buy it now before a scrap man show up to take it to the crusher. He hands over the £400 up front and skips out happy with his decision to come home to a exited Steve untill he spots that Jetro is not with him, Mike says the replacement is quality as he watched the video the car driving into a a row of trees where it was written off but Mike swears it looked a decent find before that, Mike says the cars previous owner had also written off the car but thought f*** it I will just use Pritt Stick Glue a new front end on, using selotape to strengthen the chasis and to make the joins perfect he found some plaster of Paris it works just as well as welding it, It is a great way to prepare for a paint job as its easy to sand the only problem is the car is nit allowed to get wet or carry more than one small f***ing stupid diy mechanic who has confused wheeler dealers with homes under the hammer he spent hours trying to spot weld the ceiling plaster board joints untill his kids got in from school and pointed out his mistake of trying to weld metal to paper as paper is what only someone who would try to repair a car's damaged chasis and body with the supplies used to decorate a kitchen or they have never saw a episode of wheeler dealers when Ed found Rust cut it out and used either Tape or Glue to fix the new steel to repair the Rust problem. Plaster of Paris is rarely used in any garage to attach a new front end to a badly damaged wreck no matter how much Selotape and glue is used,

[Colly]

Pardon?

[Remember Colo]

Dude, you need to chill.

[Don Sholeone]

[bodacious benny]

[UlversToon]

That gave me a headache!

[ALF]

Mike is a tyre kicker he will walk rings around Jerto while he thinks about the deal, asking the relevant questions like has he has any tax or test left on him, if he has been crashed, and does he come with some floor mats and a full tank of petrol. He is just about to shake hands on the deal when he spots the written off little wreck out the back, Just then other buyer walks in says how much for Jetro because he has been looking for a couple of years for a car like this and says we will take him now and they new ower is confused atas to why Mike decided that Jetro is a earlier model and thinks the sell on fee is too low, even though he is desperate and that although Jetro was perfect for him at a fantasic price with all the extras thrown in, He decides the 400 pound price tag is far too good for him to turn down. Although it is a total write off of twisted metal Mike decides that he must buy it now before a scrap man show up to take it to the crusher. He hands over the £400 up front and skips out happy with his decision to come home to a exited Steve untill he spots that Jetro is not with him, Mike says the replacement is quality as he watched the video the car driving into a a row of trees where it was written off but Mike swears it looked a decent find before that, Mike says the cars previous owner had also written off the car but thought f*** it I will just use Pritt Stick Glue a new front end on, using selotape to strengthen the chasis and to make the joins perfect he found some plaster of Paris it works just as well as welding it, It is a great way to prepare for a paint job as its easy to sand the only problem is the car is nit allowed to get wet or carry more than one small f***ing stupid diy mechanic who has confused wheeler dealers with homes under the hammer he spent hours trying to spot weld the ceiling plaster board joints untill his kids got in from school and pointed out his mistake of trying to weld metal to paper as paper is what only someone who would try to repair a car's damaged chasis and body with the supplies used to decorate a kitchen or they have never saw a episode of wheeler dealers when Ed found Rust cut it out and used either Tape or Glue to fix the new steel to repair the Rust problem. Plaster of Paris is rarely used in any garage to attach a new front end to a badly damaged wreck no matter how much Selotape and glue is used,

PARKLIFE!

[bodacious benny]

[Toondes]

Mike is a tyre kicker he will walk rings around Jerto while he thinks about the deal, asking the relevant questions like has he has any tax or test left on him, if he has been crashed, and does he come with some floor mats and a full tank of petrol. He is just about to shake hands on the deal when he spots the written off little wreck out the back, Just then other buyer walks in says how much for Jetro because he has been looking for a couple of years for a car like this and says we will take him now and they new ower is confused atas to why Mike decided that Jetro is a earlier model and thinks the sell on fee is too low, even though he is desperate and that although Jetro was perfect for him at a fantasic price with all the extras thrown in, He decides the 400 pound price tag is far too good for him to turn down. Although it is a total write off of twisted metal Mike decides that he must buy it now before a scrap man show up to take it to the crusher. He hands over the £400 up front and skips out happy with his decision to come home to a exited Steve untill he spots that Jetro is not with him, Mike says the replacement is quality as he watched the video the car driving into a a row of trees where it was written off but Mike swears it looked a decent find before that, Mike says the cars previous owner had also written off the car but thought **** it I will just use Pritt Stick Glue a new front end on, using selotape to strengthen the chasis and to make the joins perfect he found some plaster of Paris it works just as well as welding it, It is a great way to prepare for a paint job as its easy to sand the only problem is the car is nit allowed to get wet or carry more than one small f***ing stupid diy mechanic who has confused wheeler dealers with homes under the hammer he spent hours trying to spot weld the ceiling plaster board joints untill his kids got in from school and pointed out his mistake of trying to weld metal to paper as paper is what only someone who would try to repair a car's damaged chasis and body with the supplies used to decorate a kitchen or they have never saw a episode of wheeler dealers when Ed found Rust cut it out and used either Tape or Glue to fix the new steel to repair the Rust problem. Plaster of Paris is rarely used in any garage to attach a new front end to a badly damaged wreck no matter how much Selotape and glue is used,

PARKLIFE!

I just re read that in the voice of Phil Daniels .
Best comment I’ve read for a while !

[biggeordiedave]

Mike is a tyre kicker he will walk rings around Jerto while he thinks about the deal, asking the relevant questions like has he has any tax or test left on him, if he has been crashed, and does he come with some floor mats and a full tank of petrol. He is just about to shake hands on the deal when he spots the written off little wreck out the back, Just then other buyer walks in says how much for Jetro because he has been looking for a couple of years for a car like this and says we will take him now and they new ower is confused atas to why Mike decided that Jetro is a earlier model and thinks the sell on fee is too low, even though he is desperate and that although Jetro was perfect for him at a fantasic price with all the extras thrown in, He decides the 400 pound price tag is far too good for him to turn down. Although it is a total write off of twisted metal Mike decides that he must buy it now before a scrap man show up to take it to the crusher. He hands over the £400 up front and skips out happy with his decision to come home to a exited Steve untill he spots that Jetro is not with him, Mike says the replacement is quality as he watched the video the car driving into a a row of trees where it was written off but Mike swears it looked a decent find before that, Mike says the cars previous owner had also written off the car but thought f*** it I will just use Pritt Stick Glue a new front end on, using selotape to strengthen the chasis and to make the joins perfect he found some plaster of Paris it works just as well as welding it, It is a great way to prepare for a paint job as its easy to sand the only problem is the car is nit allowed to get wet or carry more than one small f***ing stupid diy mechanic who has confused wheeler dealers with homes under the hammer he spent hours trying to spot weld the ceiling plaster board joints untill his kids got in from school and pointed out his mistake of trying to weld metal to paper as paper is what only someone who would try to repair a car's damaged chasis and body with the supplies used to decorate a kitchen or they have never saw a episode of wheeler dealers when Ed found Rust cut it out and used either Tape or Glue to fix the new steel to repair the Rust problem. Plaster of Paris is rarely used in any garage to attach a new front end to a badly damaged wreck no matter how much Selotape and glue is used,

I ran this through a "readability analyser" and I thought I'd share the results.

The Flesch Kincaid Reading Ease level is 1.6 (really low).
Number of sentences: 5
Number of words: 485
Number of complex words: 15 (3.09%)
Average words per sentence: 97

Their analysis was that it's a bit too complicated and you should probably think about using shorter sentences.

[Remember Colo]

That's great news! Seems like an obvious choice, but glad they're getting a move on with it.

[overseasTOON]

Good tyre kicking Mike!

[krully]

Called it

[Don Sholeone]

Thought we might have heard something official on Jetro by now, would be nice to get this tied up when go all out for Bowen and a CM, hopefully another striker if we move on Gayle and Muto.

[Colly]

It'll pop up midway through January and odds are be our only incoming transfer business.

[krully]

It'll pop up midway through January and odds are be our only incoming transfer business.

Over the line

[ALF]

Most clubs would have him signed by now.

[Don Sholeone]

I honestly don't understand why we cant ever put deals in place for the opening of the window, it seems every other club can do that but us.

[Valentino's fast feet]

It may well have been done, just not announced yet? We've done that before, albeit not with a loan - Janmaat was rocking around St. James' for a couple of days before the club announced him. Or perhaps the buy clause can only be activated within a transfer window.