Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco » Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:59 pm

ALF wrote:
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15 completed passes <laugh>
Thats probably a record for us!

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by Crouching Shola Hidden Talent » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:02 pm

I get that we can't go all out attack, but by the same token showing absolutely no intent to attack at all is just pointless. We aren't even trying to play football.
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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by Toondes » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:03 pm

Nice pass lacelles
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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by Uncle Paul » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:04 pm

This is so embarrassing. This was Bruce’s master plan and it’s not working at all. Can’t see him being inept enough to change it positively too

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by Toondes » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:04 pm

ASM has only had the ball about 8 times and has lost it EVERY time
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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by UlversToon » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:05 pm

What happens when we concede?

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:06 pm

UlversToon wrote:
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What happens when we concede?
Nothing

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by Crouching Shola Hidden Talent » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:06 pm

Game over
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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by Toondes » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:06 pm

Banana couldn’t make it up. f*** off Newcastle .
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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by UlversToon » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:06 pm

Guess we're going to find out now!

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by Donkey Toon » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:06 pm

UlversToon wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:05 pm
What happens when we concede?
We'll protect the goal difference I expect. Utterly f***ing clueless approach to football!

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:07 pm

1-0 game over

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by Blue & Maroon » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:07 pm

All over then

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by Sir Bobby » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:07 pm

Get to f***

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by Donkey Toon » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:08 pm

I've got better things to do than watch this s***. I'll check in later to see how much we lost by.

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by Toondes » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:08 pm

We have to attack now Brucey. Panic stations
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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by Toondes » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:08 pm

f***ing stupid pushing like that. Retard
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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by ALF » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:09 pm

Schar is terrible.

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:12 pm

We have literally have no idea what to do when we have the ball. <laugh>

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Citeh - FA cup QF

Post by UlversToon » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:13 pm

If this is Plan A then what the f**k is Brucies' Plan B if, indeed, there is one!

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