Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by Speedo » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:22 pm

This is so embarrassing.
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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by beatski » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:22 pm

too easy

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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by Cal » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:23 pm

Great play from Rose to pull back from the interception for their second <awe>

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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by overseasTOON » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:23 pm

Is there a phobia of spherical objects?

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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by Cal » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:23 pm

Also Steve Bruce is both the greatest manager and defender ever. The commentators told me so.

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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by Don Sholeone » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:25 pm

Least the commentators are happy we are not ruining it for Man City.

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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by Toondes » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:26 pm

The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco wrote:
Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:12 pm
Toondes wrote:
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Well that’s me not watching. Pathetic can’t even last 15 minutes. Good night
I dunno why your bringing your personal life into this <roll>
I’d be pretty happy with 15 mins
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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by Hjl » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:26 pm

Respect to the dedication of our defense. They are just strictly adhering to social distancing rules is all.

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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by UlversToon » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:26 pm

The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco wrote:
Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:22 pm
This team is so s*** scared of City its embarrassing
We make them look like world beaters with our lack of effort, wouldn't be bad if we actually tried to give them a game.

Dreading another season of Ashley, Bruce & Charnley. <neg>

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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by Hjl » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:27 pm

Toondes wrote:
Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:26 pm
The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco wrote:
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I dunno why your bringing your personal life into this <roll>
I’d be pretty happy with 15 mins
15mins?! It's a race! And it's only I rarely lose.....

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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by Sanchino » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:28 pm

Bruce f***ed up here. Should have stuck with 4 at the back with Schar / Fernandez and left Kraft out.. if you're going to play countering football against then you need fast attackers in the absence of Miggy / ASM.. instead he puts Ritchie who isn't the fastest of wingers, Shelvey's who's slow as f*** and Joelinton who exactly known for his ''pace'' is he now? Should have started Muto / Atsu out wide to give them a chance and stuck Ritchie / M.Longstaff in the middle to support Joelinton.

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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by overseasTOON » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:29 pm

Toondes wrote:
Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:26 pm
The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco wrote:
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I dunno why your bringing your personal life into this <roll>
I’d be pretty happy with 15 mins
I'm married so have no idea what you're all on about.

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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by UlversToon » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:30 pm

Why would Bruce think that the tactics that failed so miserably in the FA Cup would work tonight?

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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by UlversToon » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:42 pm

22% possession, not bad. <notbad>

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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by Toondes » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:42 pm

Shelvey is so f***ing lazy. Sort it out you baldy cronut. 4 f***ing times you’ve nearly cost us already.
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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by UlversToon » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:45 pm

Happy not to have conceded after the drinks break, WTF!

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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by Toondes » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:49 pm

Yeah as of 2-0 is part of our plan then we blow them away 2nd half
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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by Speedo » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:50 pm

UlversToon wrote:
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Why would Bruce think that the tactics that failed so miserably in the FA Cup would work tonight?
He changed them though. That's kinda the problem. Switched to a back four without proper centre-backs. And we can't keep the ball. Would be better off doing the same as the other day and hoping Fabian Schar doesn't give away a penalty this time...
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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by Toondes » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:54 pm

Shelvey is an absolute liability . Literally offers nothing. Can’t run , has no pace, can’t tackle , picks 1 good pass in 10 and above all he’s the laziest f***ing player we’ve ever had at the toon. And we’ve had a few !
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Re: Match day - Man City v Newcastle United

Post by Hjl » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:56 pm

UlversToon wrote:
Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:30 pm
Why would Bruce think that the tactics that failed so miserably in the FA Cup would work tonight?
Because it's the last thing they would expect from us!

Your just not thinking 5th dimensionally

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