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Re: Worst Lyrics

Post by Duke » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:30 am

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Re: Worst Lyrics

Post by Speedo » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:32 am

I quite like that song (Will.I.Am/Britney Spears that is) :bandit:

It's like watching Jeremy Kyle, but of music. It's not intellectual, you achieve nothing my watching/listening to it, but there is something unquantifiably enjoyable about it.
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Re: Worst Lyrics

Post by Acid Hippo » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:35 am

Speedo wrote:I quite like that song (Will.I.Am/Britney Spears that is) :bandit:

It's like watching Jeremy Kyle, but of music. It's not intellectual, you achieve nothing my watching/listening to it, but there is something unquantifiably enjoyable about it.
There is absolutely nothing enjoyable about it.

The only enjoyable William song is 'The Hardest Ever' or whatever it's called, as both the song and the video are hilariously brilliant.

He rhymes 'morning' with 'microphoning' <awe>
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Re: Worst Lyrics

Post by Duke » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:35 am

Speedo wrote:I quite like that song (Will.I.Am/Britney Spears that is) :bandit:

It's like watching Jeremy Kyle, but of music. It's not intellectual, you achieve nothing my watching/listening to it, but there is something unquantifiably enjoyable about it.
Will.I.Am is a guilty pleasure of mine. I even like his new song with Bieber <erk>
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Re: Worst Lyrics

Post by Speedo » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:39 am

The Duke wrote:
Speedo wrote:I quite like that song (Will.I.Am/Britney Spears that is) :bandit:

It's like watching Jeremy Kyle, but of music. It's not intellectual, you achieve nothing my watching/listening to it, but there is something unquantifiably enjoyable about it.
Will.I.Am is a guilty pleasure of mine. I even like his new song with Bieber <erk>
What, Hashtagthatpower? That is an appalling song. Not even I stoop that low <disgrace>
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Re: Worst Lyrics

Post by Duke » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:54 am

I have eccentric tastes in music at times
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Re: Worst Lyrics

Post by Acid Hippo » Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:17 pm

I think you're confusing the meaning of 'eccentric' with the meaning of 's****'
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Re: Worst Lyrics

Post by Duke » Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:51 pm

Don't be a music snob <roll>.
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Re: Worst Lyrics

Post by Beatski » Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:07 pm

will.i.am fans <disgrace>

also it sounds like they're saying "all eyes on arse" in that song

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Re: Worst Lyrics

Post by Duke » Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:12 pm

Beatski wrote:will.i.am fans <disgrace>

also it sounds like they're saying "all eyes on arse" in that song
<laugh> that makes it better
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Re: Worst Lyrics

Post by Sir Bobby » Fri May 03, 2013 1:26 am

Why you coming home five in the mone
Somethings going on can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick
Riskay - Smell Yo Dick. Terrible terrible lyrics throughout but the chorus is the pick of the bunch

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Re: Worst Lyrics

Post by Lidl » Sat May 04, 2013 2:34 am

Smell Yo Dick <laugh> I love that song!
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Re: Worst Lyrics

Post by Henry Hoover » Sat May 04, 2013 12:18 pm

Theory of a Deadman: Bad Girlfriend
My Girlfriend's a dick magnet My Girlfriend's gotta have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll
Ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell.
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town.
Grab her ass, actin' tough. Mess with her, she'll f*** you up.
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's
Comin' back to my place tonight!

[Chorus:]
She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend!

Red thong, Party's on, Love this song, sing along.
Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home
No one really knows if she's drunk or is she's stoned
But she's coming back to my place tonight. I say
No one really knows just how far she's gonna go,
But I'm gonna find out later tonight

[Chorus]

Doesn't take her long to make things right.
But does it make her wrong to
Have the time of her life. the time of her life
My girlfriend's a dick magnet My girlfriend's gotta have it

She's a gold digger now you figure out it's over, pull the trigger.
Futures finished, there it went, savings gone,
The money spent

I look around and all I see is, no good, bad and ugly,
Man she's hot and fixed to be, the future
Ex-Miss Connolly!

[Chorus]

She's a bad, bad girlfriend.
She's a bad, bad girlfriend.

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Re: Worst Lyrics

Post by GirondinGeordie » Fri May 10, 2013 10:03 am

I can't stand will.i.am's music, but you can't knock the man. Every song he releases goes to number one in this messed up music industry. He knows what people like and that's why he's so successful.
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Re: Worst Lyrics

Post by jpg » Fri May 10, 2013 10:46 pm

Worst lyrics?

Although I love it, Alanis Morissette- Ironic, simply because none of the lyrics represent irony.

[youtube]Jne9t8sHpUc[/youtube]


As for the whole Will.I.Am discussion, this parody sums him up perfectly for me.

[youtube]QEMJfQn6TDw[/youtube]

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Re: Worst Lyrics

Post by Beatski » Fri May 10, 2013 11:16 pm

Juliet Papa Golf wrote:Worst lyrics?

Although I love it, Alanis Morissette- Ironic, simply because none of the lyrics represent irony.

[youtube]Jne9t8sHpUc[/youtube]


As for the whole Will.I.Am discussion, this parody sums him up perfectly for me.

[youtube]QEMJfQn6TDw[/youtube]

<laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

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