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Post by Ramone » Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:27 pm

I shouldn't laugh but... <laugh>
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Post by P.T.N » Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:28 pm

skalpel wrote:<laugh>.

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Post by beatski » Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:31 pm

<laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

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Post by P.T.N » Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:57 pm

The infamous rapping dog from Titanic...

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Post by Ramone » Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:59 pm

I think I'm going to kill myself.
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Post by Heisen » Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:28 am

P.T.N wrote:Well, Ive seen many a bad film. But this was by far the worst.

Legend of the Titanic....

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<laugh> at first I was wandering what it had done to be so bad, then 30 seconds in, BAM, giant squid monster thing appears and the band are in a boat <laugh>
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Post by Lidl » Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:49 pm

The animated one with the rapping one is f***ing hilarious!

Definitely gonna have to watch the mental squid one as well.
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Post by Donkey Toon » Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:11 pm

I watched Pineapple Express the other day. That has to be a candidate surely. Biggest pile of s**** I've seen in a long time.

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Post by skalpel » Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:12 pm

Donkey Toon wrote:I watched Pineapple Express the other day. That has to be a candidate surely. Biggest pile of s**** I've seen in a long time.
Based on the film poster alone I'd say probably yes.

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Post by overseasTOON » Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:14 pm

Donkey Toon wrote:I watched Pineapple Express the other day. That has to be a candidate surely. Biggest pile of s**** I've seen in a long time.
It does have one saving grace:

Amber Heard

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Post by Donkey Toon » Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:16 pm

outre-merTOON wrote:
Donkey Toon wrote:I watched Pineapple Express the other day. That has to be a candidate surely. Biggest pile of s**** I've seen in a long time.
It does have one saving grace:

Amber Heard

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She was the only reason I carried on watching it to the end. <whistle>

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Post by GirondinGeordie » Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:11 am

Pineapple Express is pretty good. Slightly overrated though. Seth Rogan is brilliant in it! But the story is kinda s****.
Superbad on the other hand is top class.

I recently saw Big Time Rush with Joseph Gordon-Levitt and it was shocking.
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Post by Duke » Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:44 am

Has there been any more shouts for Valhalla Rising or just me?

Has anyone else even seen it?
I dunno

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Post by Donkey Toon » Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:33 pm

The Duke wrote:Has there been any more shouts for Valhalla Rising or just me?

Has anyone else even seen it?
I'll shout for that one as well <ok>

My mind has tried to erase all traces of it as a protective measure but I think I can remember that Mads Mikkelson was in it. Total turd of a film.

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Post by Tsi » Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:17 pm

Did i say lost in translation closely followed by the road

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Post by Duke » Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:48 pm

Donkey Toon wrote:
The Duke wrote:Has there been any more shouts for Valhalla Rising or just me?

Has anyone else even seen it?
I'll shout for that one as well <ok>

My mind has tried to erase all traces of it as a protective measure but I think I can remember that Mads Mikkelson was in it. Total turd of a film.
I watched the entire thing thinking 'surely the entire movie can't be this bad? It has to take off soon?'

Easily the worst piece of s*** I have ever watched and will ever watch.

Another awful, awful film is the Dictator.
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Post by Lidl » Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:02 pm

The Secret Ingredient wrote:Did i say lost in translation closely followed by the road
Neither of these <disgrace>

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Post by Captain Obvious » Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:10 pm

Lost in translation would be down the bottom but it rises <perv> somewhat in my estimation due to Scarlett Johansson.

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Post by Donkey Toon » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:26 pm

The Duke wrote:
Donkey Toon wrote:
I'll shout for that one as well <ok>

My mind has tried to erase all traces of it as a protective measure but I think I can remember that Mads Mikkelson was in it. Total turd of a film.
I watched the entire thing thinking 'surely the entire movie can't be this bad? It has to take off soon?'

Easily the worst piece of s*** I have ever watched and will ever watch.

Another awful, awful film is the Dictator.
Same here. Really slow artsy bollocks start but when the angry native americans showed up I thought yes now we'll get a good scrap between them and the Vikings. Even managed to make that as dull as dishwater.

Haven't seen the Dictator but as it is SBC I think i'll take your word on that and give it a miss. <ok>

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Re: The Worst Movie You Have EVER Seen

Post by overseasTOON » Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:16 pm

Anyone seem Meteor Storm?

I actually watched all of it <disgrace>

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1589487/rev ... _=tt_ov_rt

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