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Re: Top Gear

Post by Alfie » Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:48 pm

Tomski wrote:New series starts on Sunday 30th June <divax>
3 episodes then the Summer off til they do a Christmas Special again?
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Re: Top Gear

Post by TJR » Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:05 pm

Alfie the friendly goat wrote:
Tomski wrote:New series starts on Sunday 30th June <divax>
3 episodes then the Summer off til they do a Christmas Special again?
Only 3 episodes?

Still though looking forward to it <divax>
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Re: Top Gear

Post by PLS » Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:49 pm

That's what they did lay time. Don't know how many in this series
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Post by TJR » Sun Jun 30, 2013 12:32 am

Pardew's Legendary Specs wrote:That's what they did lay time. Don't know how many in this series
Found out its 6 this time apparently <divax>
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Re: Top Gear

Post by Tomski » Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:49 am

There's going to be a new Reasonably Priced Car <divax>

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Re: Top Gear

Post by KingoStarr » Sun Jun 30, 2013 11:57 am

The limo drift in the advert <party>
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Re: Top Gear

Post by Duke » Sun Jun 30, 2013 6:57 pm

<divax>

excited
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Re: Top Gear

Post by overseasTOON » Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:16 pm

I made a low growling noise when Rachel Riley appeared on screen so I tried to convince my wife that Rachel Riley annoyed me.

I don't think she believed me.

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Post by Dr. Bishop » Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:23 pm

outre-merTOON wrote:I made a low growling noise when Rachel Riley appeared on screen so I tried to convince my wife that Rachel Riley annoyed me.

I don't think she believed me.
You don't happen to make that low growling noise when in the bedroom do you? <roll>
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Re: Top Gear

Post by overseasTOON » Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:24 pm

Voluptuous Vuckic wrote:
outre-merTOON wrote:I made a low growling noise when Rachel Riley appeared on screen so I tried to convince my wife that Rachel Riley annoyed me.

I don't think she believed me.
You don't happen to make that low growling noise when in the bedroom do you? <roll>
Nope <laugh>

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Re: Top Gear

Post by Van Beatski » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:27 pm

even the race was blatantly scripted <disgrace>

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Re: Top Gear

Post by tomtom94 » Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:23 pm

Beatski wrote:even the race was blatantly scripted <disgrace>
From what I gather, the results of any Top Gear race occur as we see on screen but any establishing shots are done afterwards because it's impossible to set them up as the race is occurring.
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Re: Top Gear

Post by Alfie » Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:46 am

First two episodes have been poor IMO. Beginning to think they're running out of ideas.
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Re: Top Gear

Post by Heisen » Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:15 pm

Just watched the Bolivian special on Dave.

When Jeremy is inching across the edge of that road at god knows how high and it starts to crumble away <erk> I could barely watch
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Re: Top Gear

Post by B4E » Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:21 pm

Clarkson's gone.

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Re: Top Gear

Post by Duke » Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:46 pm

They may aswell just stop the show now. Clarkson, May and Hammond will have no bother getting work as a trio with whoever, Sky probably, and I doubt any of them give that much of a f*** about all of this.
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Re: Top Gear

Post by beardface » Wed Mar 25, 2015 6:41 pm

What an awful hat

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Re: Top Gear

Post by Donkey Toon » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:02 pm

Am I the only one on here who doesn't give a s*** and has never understood the popularity of this show?

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Re: Top Gear

Post by A Pardew In A Pear Tree » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:07 pm

Donkey Toon wrote:Am I the only one on here who doesn't give a s*** and has never understood the popularity of this show?
This

Also the outcry about this is ridiculous <laugh> Our biggest news story in the past few weeks is that an old cronut got fired for punching a producer after being given a final warning for using racial slurs while filming. Yet people are sending death threats to the producers and in uproar he's been fired... f***ing idiots <laugh>
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Re: Top Gear

Post by Donkey Toon » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:12 pm

A Pardew In A Pear Tree wrote:
Donkey Toon wrote:Am I the only one on here who doesn't give a s*** and has never understood the popularity of this show?
This

Also the outcry about this is ridiculous <laugh> Our biggest news story in the past few weeks is that an old cronut got fired for punching a producer after being given a final warning for using racial slurs while filming. Yet people are sending death threats to the producers and in uproar he's been fired... f***ing idiots <laugh>
This. The degree to which the general public gets upset about something is usually in direct opposition to its actual importance. f***ing idiots is too mild a term for them.

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