What's about Swimming ?

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Re: What's about Swimming ?

Post by biggeordiedave » Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:50 am

Swarley wrote:
beardface wrote:
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I remember we had swimming classes at school when I was younger, to teach people to swim, and it was always the Asians/Africans who couldn't/didn't want to - not being racist, it is true
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Re: What's about Swimming ?

Post by overseasTOON » Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:51 am

Swarley wrote:
skalpel wrote:
Neither can I <grim>.
You must be African. Everyone can swim but them.
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Re: What's about Swimming ?

Post by Henry Hoover » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:18 am

biggeordiedave wrote:I see swimming as a necessary life skill to be honest. When I'm eventually in a fiery plane crash in the sea, I'd like to be able to calmly swim away from the burning wreckage rather than flap about like little dog and drown.
I'll have my inflatable jacket and whistle <diva>

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Re: What's about Swimming ?

Post by skalpel » Fri Oct 26, 2012 1:43 am

biggeordiedave wrote:I see swimming as a necessary life skill to be honest. When I'm eventually in a fiery plane crash in the sea, I'd like to be able to calmly swim away from the burning wreckage rather than flap about like little dog and drown.
<laugh> If your plane explodes into a ball of fire in the sea, I'm not sure you'll be able to do much more than calmly float away from the burning wreckage in five or six different directions.

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Re: What's about Swimming ?

Post by Dr. Bishop » Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:22 am

skalpel wrote:
biggeordiedave wrote:I see swimming as a necessary life skill to be honest. When I'm eventually in a fiery plane crash in the sea, I'd like to be able to calmly swim away from the burning wreckage rather than flap about like little dog and drown.
<laugh> If your plane explodes into a ball of fire in the sea, I'm not sure you'll be able to do much more than calmly float away from the burning wreckage in five or six different directions.
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Re: What's about Swimming ?

Post by Cal » Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:29 am

Looks like we've found the way to defeat Skalps should he go power mad; just remove his drawbridge and trap him using his own moat.

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Unless his vampire skills extend to turning into a bat, then we're f***ed.

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Re: What's about Swimming ?

Post by Henry Hoover » Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:32 am

Cal wrote:Looks like we've found the way to defeat Skalps should he go power mad; just remove his drawbridge and trap him using his own moat.

<kray>

Unless his vampire skills extend to turning into a bat, then we're f***ed.
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Re: What's about Swimming ?

Post by biggeordiedave » Fri Oct 26, 2012 11:38 am

Cal wrote:Looks like we've found the way to defeat Skalps should he go power mad; just remove his drawbridge and trap him using his own moat.

<kray>

Unless his vampire skills extend to turning into a bat, then we're f***ed.
He would just have his servants make a human bridge for him. If a couple of them drown, it's not his problem.
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Re: What's about Swimming ?

Post by overseasTOON » Fri Oct 26, 2012 11:46 am

biggeordiedave wrote:
Cal wrote:Looks like we've found the way to defeat Skalps should he go power mad; just remove his drawbridge and trap him using his own moat.

<kray>

Unless his vampire skills extend to turning into a bat, then we're f***ed.
He would just have his servants make a human bridge for him. If a couple of them drown, it's not his problem.
I've heard he has winged minions now.

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