Swarley wrote:I remember we had swimming classes at school when I was younger, to teach people to swim, and it was always the Asians/Africans who couldn't/didn't want to - not being racist, it is truebeardface wrote:
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What's about Swimming ?
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Eric the Eel disagrees with youSwarley wrote:You must be African. Everyone can swim but them.skalpel wrote:
Neither can I .
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I'll have my inflatable jacket and whistlebiggeordiedave wrote:I see swimming as a necessary life skill to be honest. When I'm eventually in a fiery plane crash in the sea, I'd like to be able to calmly swim away from the burning wreckage rather than flap about like little dog and drown.
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If your plane explodes into a ball of fire in the sea, I'm not sure you'll be able to do much more than calmly float away from the burning wreckage in five or six different directions.biggeordiedave wrote:I see swimming as a necessary life skill to be honest. When I'm eventually in a fiery plane crash in the sea, I'd like to be able to calmly swim away from the burning wreckage rather than flap about like little dog and drown.
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skalpel wrote:If your plane explodes into a ball of fire in the sea, I'm not sure you'll be able to do much more than calmly float away from the burning wreckage in five or six different directions.biggeordiedave wrote:I see swimming as a necessary life skill to be honest. When I'm eventually in a fiery plane crash in the sea, I'd like to be able to calmly swim away from the burning wreckage rather than flap about like little dog and drown.
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Looks like we've found the way to defeat Skalps should he go power mad; just remove his drawbridge and trap him using his own moat.
Unless his vampire skills extend to turning into a bat, then we're f***ed.
Unless his vampire skills extend to turning into a bat, then we're f***ed.
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Cal wrote:Looks like we've found the way to defeat Skalps should he go power mad; just remove his drawbridge and trap him using his own moat.
Unless his vampire skills extend to turning into a bat, then we're f***ed.
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He would just have his servants make a human bridge for him. If a couple of them drown, it's not his problem.Cal wrote:Looks like we've found the way to defeat Skalps should he go power mad; just remove his drawbridge and trap him using his own moat.
Unless his vampire skills extend to turning into a bat, then we're f***ed.
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I've heard he has winged minions now.biggeordiedave wrote:He would just have his servants make a human bridge for him. If a couple of them drown, it's not his problem.Cal wrote:Looks like we've found the way to defeat Skalps should he go power mad; just remove his drawbridge and trap him using his own moat.
Unless his vampire skills extend to turning into a bat, then we're f***ed.