Ashes 2013/14

[Jaiston]

Casual racism from the convicts.

[cbrad NUFC]

570 for 9, I'd say the Ashes are gone, always lose @ Perth.

[bodacious benny]

I'd say sky should just stop showing the rest of the series.

[Jaiston]

3 or 4-0 defeat this ashes I reckon.

We just cannot bat.

[Jaiston]

Geoffrey Boycott - Ex-England batsman on BBC Test Match Special
"There's more brains in a chocolate mouse. I said to bat with care and attention, a bit of common sense. You're trying to make runs, but you're trying to bat through the day. If they don't bat well today, they can kiss the Ashes goodbye. That's as stupid a shot as you could ever see. Unbelievable."

[Jaiston]

Pieterson you donkey f***er.

[Jaiston]

Pathetic and gutless.

[Jaiston]

Monty has already shown more fight than the majority of the others.

[Wedge Head Tiote]

We are so pathetic

[cbrad NUFC]

Need to drop some of the batsmen, certainly time for Root to go, also time to sack Gooch as batting coach just what is the guy doing with them.

[ALF]

Only people to emerge from that first innings with any credit were Carberry, Bell and amazingly, Monty Panesar.

[Jaiston]

f***ing hell Cook.

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[Jaiston]

WICKET- Cook c Harris b Johnson 1 (Eng 1-1)

It really is hard to express the stupidity of this. England are batting to save the game and their captain has fallen on his sword in the second over. It's that man Mitchell Johnson again, but the scorecard might as well say Cook c Cook b Cook. It's dug in, Cook hooks in the air to long leg, where Ryan Harris takes an excellent tumbling catch. It beggars belief.

d*******.

[Donkey Toon]

Am I missing something here! Are we trying to bat out the two days or what?

Looking like another gutless performance with the bat.

[Jaiston]

WICKET - Carberry c Lyon b Siddle 14 (Eng 20-2)

Are you kidding me? I really don't know how to break this news to you. A second England batsman is caught out the long leg boundary. Michael Carberry learned nothing from the stupidity of his captain and falls in exactly the same manner. Short from Peter Siddle, pulled towards Nathan Lyon, who takes a very good catch falling backwards. Ridiculous. Carberry hangs his head and trudges off. Don't head for the dressing room, walk straight back to the hotel.

[PFT]

2 men out with hook shots, our batsman are all mentally scrambled. How hard is it to just try and stay out in the middle? We're not chasing the win for crying out loud.

[Donkey Toon]

Embarrassing from England. Combination of total naivety and lack of grit. If they can't be bothered to even try and put up a fight i'm not sure I can be bothered to try and stay awake and watch.

I think some of them have started to believe their own press. Reality check needed.

[bodacious benny]

Maybe England should do us all a favour and concede the series now. That way people who like cricket don't have to sit through another three tests of the same s***, and people who dislike cricket don't have to be subjected to endless hours of coverage

[Jaiston]

I might put my name forward to bat, I cannot do any worse.

[Jaiston]

Broad you donkey rapist.