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Re: Cricket

Post by Jaiston » Wed Jul 29, 2015 11:10 am

Rain!

One of the two only guarantees in an English Ashes.

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Re: Cricket

Post by Donkey Toon » Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:57 pm

Aussies all out for 136.

But why am I still not feeling confident?

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Re: Cricket

Post by overseasTOON » Wed Jul 29, 2015 3:25 pm

Donkey Toon wrote:Aussies all out for 136.

But why am I still not feeling confident?
Ain't no failure like an England batting collapse

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Re: Cricket

Post by Donkey Toon » Wed Jul 29, 2015 3:30 pm

'Tis true. We are the best in the world at underachieving.

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Re: Cricket

Post by overseasTOON » Wed Jul 29, 2015 3:52 pm

Donkey Toon wrote:'Tis true. We are the best in the world at underachieving.
And it begins? <scratch>

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Re: Cricket

Post by Donkey Toon » Wed Jul 29, 2015 3:59 pm

overseasTOON wrote:
Donkey Toon wrote:'Tis true. We are the best in the world at underachieving.
And it begins? <scratch>
I'd be quite happy if the rest of today's play got rained out. Then a dry evening and night and bright sunny conditions for tomorrow. Doing a rain dance right now.

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Re: Cricket

Post by overseasTOON » Thu Jul 30, 2015 10:05 am

We're winning!!!!

Now rain like a b****!

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Re: Cricket

Post by el héroe » Thu Jul 30, 2015 5:19 pm

Cricket is s***
'I WILL DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE'

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Re: Cricket

Post by overseasTOON » Thu Jul 30, 2015 6:47 pm

Karljay wrote:Cricket is s***
So is women's golf. They should wear tighter tops and shorts.

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Re: Cricket

Post by overseasTOON » Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:27 pm

Australia now need the mother of all England batting collapses to win.

A colleague of mine has tickets for Saturday and is looking very pissed off.

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Re: Cricket

Post by Jaiston » Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:13 am

Australia <laugh>

10-3.

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Re: Cricket

Post by overseasTOON » Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:19 am

Jaiston wrote:Australia <laugh>

10-3.
I feel the need to head off to Clapham to mock Aussie bartenders.

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Re: Cricket

Post by Mifune » Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:24 am

15-4 now <laugh>!!!!

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Re: Cricket

Post by Mifune » Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:34 am

Another one, 21-5. Amazing.

29-6! What is going on? <laugh>

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Re: Cricket

Post by Captain Obvious » Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:44 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: Cricket

Post by Donkey Toon » Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:50 am

I think the word i'm looking for is WOW!!!!!

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Re: Cricket

Post by ALF » Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:53 am

Not a bad first hour.

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Re: Cricket

Post by Donkey Toon » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:13 am

46-8 <laugh>

I'm now starting to worry that we will get them out too quickly and have to bat under the same conditions.

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Re: Cricket

Post by ALF » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:19 am

I've never seen anything like this.

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Re: Cricket

Post by Alfie » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:29 am

<laugh> Dragging this out now!! <laugh>

Broad trying too hard to get last wicket, tightened up.
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