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Cheltenham 2016

Post by Captain Obvious » Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:11 am

Tuesday tips:

Holywell e/w (saver on Un Temps Pour Tout - trainer of this loves to lay one out for the Festival)

The New One 6/1...wins <gent>

Vroum Vroum Mag should win. Or Polly Peachum e/w if you don't like backing favourites. She's the most like to beat VVM and if she finishes second or third you still have a total small profit on the each-way

Aloomoo in the last


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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by beardface » Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:07 am

<gent> Backed a couple based on your usual success.

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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by KingoStarr » Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:00 am

Have backed a couple with the odds and sods left in my account. Looks like you're all losing cause I never win <laugh>
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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by beardface » Tue Mar 15, 2016 7:29 pm

Kingo <fist>

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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by PTAO? » Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:41 pm

Waiting for the resident horse expert on the forum to post his picks.



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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by KingoStarr » Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:49 pm

beardface wrote:Kingo <fist>
<laugh> Sorry ! I'll be having another go tomorrow if you like I'll post what I pick so you know what to avoid !
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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by Captain Obvious » Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:32 pm

Captain Obvious wrote:Tuesday tips:

Holywell e/w (saver on Un Temps Pour Tout - trainer of this loves to lay one out for the Festival)

The New One 6/1...wins <gent>

Vroum Vroum Mag should win. Or Polly Peachum e/w if you don't like backing favourites. She's the most like to beat VVM and if she finishes second or third you still have a total small profit on the each-way

Aloomoo in the last


Good luck

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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by Captain Obvious » Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:32 pm

On to tomorrow anyone?

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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by TJR » Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:40 pm

Went with your UTPT and Holywell tip for that race. Went with The New One and Aloomoo as well. VVM is the only one I didn't go with. Still a profit overall though so cheers <cheers>

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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by Captain Obvious » Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:44 pm

<gent> tomorrow will follow tomorrow if that makes sense. tomorrow.

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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by Captain Obvious » Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:57 pm

I'm drunk <sadface> Love you all xxxx

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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by ALF » Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:47 pm

Didn't bet today, might have a go tomorrow.

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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by Bodacious Benny » Wed Mar 16, 2016 6:55 am

Campeador in the 16:50 <ok>
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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by Captain Obvious » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:10 am

This is is the worst day of the week lads. I don't have many fancies. Maybe just wait till tomorrow? If you can't then:


Yanworth will win the first. He's around evens so if that's not for you just enjoy seeing a monster star of the future against some fairly average horses.

The second race is a straight shootout between More Of That and No More Heroes. More Of That has better hurdle form but No More Heroes' size meant he was always going to be better over fences (he's a big bull of a horse. The noise from Ireland is that NMH is a monster, a future Gold Cup winner etc etc but More Of That has the form in the book, is very classy and could indeed himself be a future Gold Cup Winner. I'll be betting him with Ladbrokes, who are money back as a free bet if second. I think he's bound to be in the first two whereas No More Heroes will likely either be a machine or actually a whole lot of hot air.

Third race I don't really fancy anything so small interest only bets on Hunters Hoof and Politologue.

Fourth race is the big one. Un De Sceaux, the new kid of the block, will likely win assuming he doesn't fall (fallen 2 out 7 over fences, absolutly pissed the other 5 beating most of today's opposition at some point.....but there won't be a dry eye in the house if Sprinter Sacre can serve it up to him. In his hayday one of the best horses of all time....he couldn't could he!?)

5th race meh

6th Race: COO STAR SIVOLA is my big one today. 22/1 with bet365, each-way top 5 places. (all other firms are top 4). I'm going to be wading in fellas. Wading in.

7th Race: It's the bumper....stick a pin in! Coeur Blimey is a nice price and shouldn't be too far away.

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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by KingoStarr » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:44 am

I've backed More of That and Coo Star Sivola hopefully have a decent day today yesterday was alright made a bit on the football last night too
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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by TJR » Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:12 am

SkyBet have money back if you don't win on bets up to £25 on the first. So stuck that on Yanworth.

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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by TJR » Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:35 pm

Sprinter Sacre <diva>

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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by ALF » Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:45 pm

What a horse, sensational run.

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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by ALF » Wed Mar 16, 2016 4:21 pm

Put my winnings from Sprinter Sacre on Balthazar King, did not go well.

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Re: Cheltenham 2016

Post by Captain Obvious » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:23 pm

COOOOOOOOOOOOOO STTTTTARRRRRRRRRRRRRR we will take third my small willied friends at 22/1 we take third. And Sprinter Sacre wow wow wow wow wow. WOW. WOW, WOW, WOW.

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

We should be ok ish after two days. We've had fun. Smell you tomorrow. I hope at least some of you are a) betting b) doing ok

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