Official FIFA 13 thread

[Lidl]

Haven't played FIFA in like 4 months, I'm still busy jizzing over NHL 13.

Shame because I had sweet Ultimate Team going...

I hear that's not very good for the longevity of the disk.

[B4E]

[B4E]

I got my 3rd season objectives for Borussia Monchengladbach today.

Win The League
Win The Cup
Reach the Final of the CL.

I did the domestic double in the first and won nothing but came close in the second season. I like a challenge.

[Lidl]

Bought Bony using all of my transfer budget and he goes and breaks his f***ing ankle in the second friendly. Sissoko out for 4 weeks as well already.

f*** YOU FIFA.

[Lidl]

Coloccini was saying for ages that he didn't like the country any more so forced through a move. TO f***ing ARSENAL.

This game

[KingoStarr]

Lewandowski just decided he wants to leave my Munich team

He is 91 overall there is no one even near as good as him

I wont let him leave

[KingoStarr]

The board went over my head

[PFT]

The board went over my head

I'd walk out. Wouldn't stand for that , where did he go?

[Henry Hoover]

The board went over my head

[KingoStarr]

The board went over my head

I'd walk out. Wouldn't stand for that , where did he go?

Man City for £30 mill when he was worth £29 I would have at least milked £45m/£50m

I replaced him with Pato (88ovr) & Reus(86ovr)

EDIT: He also said he was homesick then went to Man City

[Lidl]

I'm manager of Poland on mine so Lewandowski can never leave me

[Lidl]

Won league, FA Cup and League Cup in first season so had the cash boost to completely revamp the team (with sales as well)

It's now

Kivrak
Elliott
Debuchy - Saylor - Hummels - Santon
Simpson - Jean-Baptiste - Yanga-M'Biwa - Haidara
Elm - Tiote
Anita - Sissoko
Muniain - Cesar - Gouffran
Marveaux - Serero - Traore
Cisse
Bony

Loads of random peripheral players as well like Raylor, Good, Vadillo, Campbell, Ammy, Bigi, Tav, Mehdi, Mike, Shola etc I know it looks s*** but this team is amazing!

[Lidl]

Kivrak is absolute w***, never sign him.

[Lidl]

This game is so f***ing broken. I've given away three penalties in the last three games, all for players running into my stationary defenders. Two of them I got the ball entirely as well...

[Ramone]

This game is so f***ing broken. I've given away three penalties in the last three games, all for players running into my stationary defenders. Two of them I got the ball entirely as well...

I f***ing hate this game single player, as soon as you score the computer goes into f***ing turbo mode and starts playing like hybrid of 1970's Brazil and Pep-era Barca and immediately equalizes Also I'm convinced your players are slower/generally shitter when you play on higher difficulties

[Swarlos]

I try and accomodate the settings on the 5th and 6th tab to make it fairer - I occasionally play on World Class, because it is somehow set to default, and won't let me change that default back to professional. So I end up having to change it before every game Whenever I go off the game, it goes back to World Class

I set the first touch error down to 15 for me, and 25 for the CPU, acceleration and speed to 57 for me, 56 for CPU, shot error and pass error to 40 for both me and CPU, and pass speed to 55, and shot speed to 52 for both me and the CPU.

The game is massively bugged. Half the games I play (I created a massive tournament full of 8 groups of 8 teams, playing each other twice, because I was bored - using it as rest breaks during the exam period - random teams) are s**** because the CPU is either too good, or I am, and also the player movements are flawed. No player makes runs unless I manually do so, and then they stop just as I play a ball over for them. Also, the passing is getting shiter despite having pass error at 40 So frustrating

[Lidl]

Sold Krul ages ago because he wanted to leave and brought in some bloke called Kivrak who was 83 rated. The bloke's a f***ing joke. Literally every single game he'll do something f***ing moronic like dive away from a shot and let it go in. Genuinely has about 2 clean sheets in a season of playing every game.

I hate this game.

[Lidl]

He just f***ing did it again the Turkish cuntbag.

[Lidl]

Oh and had the most **** goal ever scored against me before.

Kivrak comes out to claim it, misses it obviously and the ball runs through to the byline with him and Frazier Campbell chasing it. Campbell takes the shot from on the line (the ball was half over) and the f***ing thing curves around the post and in because of how s*** his shot was It was, of course, a last minute equaliser.

[Lidl]

Kivrak just gave away a penalty with a perfectly good claim where he got 100% of the ball and then the player continued running and tripped over him, then he saved the penalty into the goal. f***ing hell