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We won the league
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Tottenham get so close but lose every single competition
I scored a goal! Next year ill be the leagues top scorer
I want to leave City now they're s*** again
I scored a goal! Next year ill be the leagues top scorer
I want to leave City now they're s*** again
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What the hell Albania? Becco is the best thing that has ever happened to that nation.
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Another Balon D'Or
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I like how Man Utd's slump coincides with Sparshott/Heisenberg rising to prominence in the team. Also I take back the bad things I said about Arsenal. Kew Jaliens is my hero now.
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Becco's gonna be an awesome manager.
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You guys ruined Man U
Like a seahorse in the night, he rides with haste to his beloved's domain.
He is the silent guardian, the practical idealist, the man of peace prepared for war.
He is a Mackem.
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I would pretend I cared but I'm in it for individual gloryTheLittleGeordie wrote:You guys ruined Man U
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I'll bring 'em back to glory, run more simulations Mr Game Man!
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What a load of s****, Spurs have ruined me.
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f*** Doakes I should be the captain of the Netherlands I have made more appearances and have the record!
The 'sburg dynasty is over 3 seasons, 3 division 1 titles.
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Maybe you would be captain if you didn't flop at every major tournamentKingoStarr wrote:f*** Doakes I should be the captain of the Netherlands I have made more appearances and have the record!
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I outplayed you in 3 games whereas you only in 2!beardface wrote:Maybe you would be captain if you didn't flop at every major tournamentKingoStarr wrote:f*** Doakes I should be the captain of the Netherlands I have made more appearances and have the record!
Maybe you shouldn't be such a s*** CB and we wouldn't rely on me!
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Acid Hippo
08 NOV - Despite doing so well after taking over midway through last season, Friedel is sacked and replaced with Liverpool's Laurent Blanc.
29 DEC - New 2.5 year contract; £99k/week, £10k/app, £5k/goal, £400k PFA TOTY bonus, £1m for 10 PL goals.
08 APR - Scores in first leg of Champions League quarter final against Liverpool, Spurs go out 2-3 on aggregate.
13 MAY - Hippo, who has 2 caps to his name, makes his return to the England squad 4 years after his last appearance. Will he make the squad for the World Cup?
17 MAY - Plays poorly in 3-1 win over rivals Arsenal as Spurs beat them to 4th and CL football by a single point.
25 MAY - Doesn't make the England squad. Devastated. AVB was just trolling him.
Tottenham - 49(2) AP, 10 G, 10 AS, 7 MotM, 9 Y, 7.26 AV
The cultured winger is 30 and has another 2 years on his current contract. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Alf Griffiths
08 NOV - Despite doing so well after taking over midway through last season, Friedel is sacked and replaced with Liverpool's Laurent Blanc.
06 DEC - TuttoMercatoWeb call for Griffiths to be dropped by Germany owing to his poor form for his club.
08 APR - Plays poorly in both legs of Champions League quarter final against Liverpool, Spurs go out 2-3 on aggregate.
17 MAY - Plays well in 3-1 win over rivals Arsenal as Spurs beat them to 4th and CL football by a single point.
25 MAY - Makes the Germany squad, to TuttoMercatoWeb and some regen called Wagner's dismay.
Tottenham - 45(6) AP, 10 G, 2 AS, 1 MotM, 4 Y, 6.72 AV
Germany - 1(4) AP, 1 G, 6.90 AV
The striker is 29 and has another 2 years on his current contract. Delighted to be playing with Hippo. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Davide "Becco" Anatra
14 JUL - Injures foot in training out for 3 weeks. Becco is looking for a way out of Torino.
04 SEP - Announces intention to leave Torino under the Bosman ruling at the end of the season.
02 FEB - Becco has offers from Real Betis and Real Sociedad. Accepts Betis' offer due to being impressed with their league standing (6th in La Liga). Will move in July.
15 APR - Sprains ankle playing for reserves, out for 5 weeks.
Torino - 3 AP, 6.90 AV
The cultured midfielder is 29 and joining Betis next month. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Cal Searobi
04 SEP - Breaks his shoulder in training, out for around a month.
01 JAN - FIFPro World XI - Sub - 45 AP, 16 G, 7.52 AV.
03 MAR - Makes 100th appearance for England in 3-0 win over Argentina. Scored the final goal in just the 38th minute.
29 APR - MotM and scores in first leg, plays poorly in second against Juventus in Champions League semi final. Arsenal lose 2-2 on away goals.
10 MAY - Has a good game in FA Cup final as Arsenal beat Chelsea 3-2. Score was 0-2 at 80 minutes.
17 MAY - Plays well in 1-3 loss to Tottenham as they pip Arsenal to 4th and CL football by a single point. Probably due to them playing him at MC 42/51 games.
18 MAY - PFA TOTY - Sub - 34 AP, 9 G, 8 AS, 7.39 AV.
29 MAY - New 3 year contract; £140k/week, £14.5k/app or goal, £575k PL TOTY bonus, £725k PL top scorer, £110k/cap.
Arsenal - 50 AP, 16 G, 10 AS, 6 MotM, 3 Y, 7.43 AV
England - 7(1) AP, 5 G, 2 AS, 4 MotM, 8.23 AV
The world class striker is 29 and has 3 years left on his contract. The media consider him undroppable due to form for England. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Walter "Heisenberg" White
18 NOV - Retires from international football after 60 caps and 15 goals in 5 years and 5 months. He hopes this will prolong his domestic football career.
17 MAY - Scores only goal in 1-0 win over Middlesbrough as Man Utd finish 3rd. 3rd season in a row without a title.
25 MAY - Mourinho retires from management.
Man Utd - 7(25) AP, 8 G, 1 AS, 7.39 AV
Austria - 7 AP, 4 G, 1 AS, 1 MotM, 6.99 AV
The cultured winger is 30 and has 2 years left on his contract. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Andy "Howard" Nazário de Lima
23 AUG - Scores first ever goal for Stoke in 5-0 win over Wolves.
26 OCT - Banned for a game after getting 5 yellows.
07 NOV - Beaten to Scotland squad by a 19 year old Newcastle player.
26 DEC - Scores his second ever goal for Stoke, again against Wolves, this time in a 2-0 win.
25 APR - Plays well in 2-0 win over Cardiff as Stoke finish 3rd and 1 point short of automatic promotion.
23 MAY - Played at AMC against Leeds in play-off final. Stoke win 3-1 and Howard has a decent game.
27 MAY - New 3 year contract; £32k/week, £4.4k/app, £175k PL TOTY bonus.
Stoke - 49(1) AP, 2 G, 4 AS, 6 MotM, 10 Y, 1 R, 7.16 AV
Scotland - 1 AP, 1 Y, 6.70 AV
The full-back is 29 and has 3 years left on his contract. Played 4 games at AMC, including 2 in play-offs. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Kingsley Ngo Baheng
15 NOV - After Tottenham poach Blanc, Liverpool replace him with Valencia's Laudrup, who won both the Euros and World Cup as England manager in the last 5 years.
28 APR - Plays poorly in both legs of Champions League semi final against Barcelona. Liverpool lose 3-5 on aggregate.
17 MAY - Has a decent game and gets an assist in 4-0 win over Derby as Liverpool finish 2nd, missing out on the title by 2 points.
Liverpool - 50(2) AP, 19 G, 4 AS, 2 MotM, 6.93 AV
Netherlands - 5(1) AP, 1 G, 3 AS, 7.37 AV
The world class striker is 29 and has 2 years left on his contract. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Mark Sparshott
19 MAR - Plays well in first and poorly in second leg of Europa League 2nd KO Rnd as Man Utd go out 1-3 on aggregate to Bayern.
17 MAY - Has a good game and assists goal in 1-0 win over Middlesbrough as Man Utd finish 3rd. 3rd season in a row without a title.
Man Utd - 49 AP, 9 G, 10 AS, 1 MotM, 4 Y, 7.41 AV
England - 5(2) AP, 4 G, 2 AS, 1 MotM, 7.43 AV
The midfield playmaker is 29 and has a year left on his contract. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Neville Doakes
02 JUL - New 3 year contract; £215k/week, £20.5k/app, £825k PFA TOTY bonus.
31 DEC - Stains groin in a game against Tottenham. Hippo may or may not have been involved. Out for 2 weeks.
22 FEB - Has a good game in League Cup final against Norwich. City win 3-1.
24 JAN - Just can't stop scoring, gets his second goal ever in a 1-2 loss to West Brom in FA Cup.
13 MAY - Plays well in Europa League final, but to no avail as Man City lose 1-2 to Bayern.
17 MAY - Has an okay game by his standards (7.4) in 2-1 win over Blackburn to finish just 7th as Man City appear to be on the decline.
Man City - 60 AP, 1 G, 3 AS, 4 MotM, 8 Y, 6.13 Tck/G, 74 Fouls, 7.31 AV
Netherlands - 7 AP, 1 MotM, 7.19 Tck/G, 4 Fouls, 7.43 AV
The world class centre-back is 30 and has 2 years left on his contract. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Ryan Langley
04 JUL - Rejects new contract, wants more money. Current deal expires at the end of the coming season.
02 JAN - Rejects another new contract, wants higher wages and a better loyalty bonus. Laudrup is rumoured to be sniffing around.
03 JAN - Arsenal accept an offer of £14.75m from Liverpool.
05 JAN - Langley signs for Liverpool. 2.5 year contract; £230k/week, £23k/app, £11.5k/goal, £925k PFA TOTY bonus, 10% sell on fee percentage.
10 JAN - Makes debut starting in a 1-1 draw with Gillingham. Second worst Liverpool player on the pitch.
14 JAN - Second app for Liverpool, gets first 2 goals in 5-0 win over West Brom.
17 MAY - Has a decent game in 4-0 win over Derby as Liverpool finish 2nd, missing out on the title by 2 points.
Arsenal - 22(4) AP, 4 G, 8 AS, 2 MotM, 4 Y, 1 R, 7.18 AV
Liverpool - 22(1) AP, 6 G, 4 AS, 2 MotM, 7.33 AV
England - 5(1) AP, 7.12 AV
The world class winger is 30 and has 2 years left on his contract. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Vladimir "Skalps" Skalpington
17 SEP - After not getting his summer move, Skalps skips training for the sixth time this calendar year. Has now lost out on 12 weeks' wages.
03 OCT - It happens again.
09 DEC - And again. He's transfer listed and still expecting to leave in the near future, as he has for over a year now.
15 JAN - Blackpool accept offer of £0 for Skalps from Sheffield United.
17 JAN - Skalps snubs Sheff Utd. Wants more money and better squad status.
02 FEB - Rejects contract offer from Bradford.
25 MAY - Aldershot, Bristol City and Burton are interested.
Blackpool - 0 AP.
The forward is 29 and without a club. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Thom Van Skeletos
Thom is 29 and still unemployed, but has started work on his Continental Pro License.
TL G
06 NOV - Banned for a game after 3 yellows in Europe.
01 JAN - FIFPro World XI - Sub - 47 AP, 6 G, 7.27 AV.
19 MAR - Plays poorly in both legs of Europa League 2nd KO Rnd as Man Utd go out 1-3 on aggregate to Bayern.
17 MAY - Has a good game in 1-0 win over Middlesbrough as Man Utd finish 3rd. 3rd season in a row without a title.
18 MAY - PFA TOTY - Sub - 32 AP, 4 G, 8 AS, 7.30 AV.
Man Utd - 47 AP, 7 G, 9 AS, 3 MotM, 15 Y, 2 R, 7.33 AV
England - 9 AP, 2 G, 1 MotM, 3 Y, 7.93 AV
The world class midfielder is 29 and has 2 years left on his contract. 41/45 games at MC, other 4 at DC. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Tom Robson
15 FEB - Strains knee ligaments in training, out for 6 weeks. Will miss League Cup final.
22 FEB - Doesn't play in League Cup final against Norwich. City win 3-1.
13 MAY - Plays poorly in Europa League final as Man City lose 1-2 to Bayern.
17 MAY - Man of the match performance as he assists both goals in 2-1 win over Blackburn to finish just 7th as Man City appear to be on the decline.
Man City - 53(1) AP, 4 G, 18 AS, 1 MotM, 9 Y, 1 R, 7.08 AV
England - 8(1) AP, 1 G, 1 AS, 1 Y, 7.01 AV
The world class midfielder is 29 and has a year left on his contract. Looking to go into coaching then management.
William Ingram
20 DEC - Rejects new contract offer, wants more money, better squad status and bonuses for TOTY and top scorer.
26 FEB - Scores hat-trick in 4-1 win over Espanyol in Europa League.
19 MAR - Plays poorly in both legs of Europa League 2nd KO Rnd as Man Utd go out 1-3 on aggregate to Bayern.
13 MAY - Ingram returns to the England squad after missing out on the last 2 years and 13 squads. Will he be going to the World Cup again?
17 MAY - Late sub in 1-0 win over Middlesbrough as Man Utd finish 3rd. 3rd season in a row without a title.
25 MAY - Doesn't make the England squad. Devastated. AVB was just trolling him.
Man Utd - 17(12) AP, 12 G, 9 AS, 5 MotM, 7.44 AV
England - 0 AP
The striker is 30 and has a year left on his contract. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Yacob Claudio
01 JAN - Another Balon d'Or - 53 AP, 18 G, 26 AS, 8.14 AV, 403 points.
01 JAN - Wins his first World Player of the Year award.
01 JAN - FIFPro World XI - AML
19 MAR - Score in first leg of Europa League 2nd KO Rnd and plays well in second, but Man Utd go out 1-3 on aggregate to Bayern.
02 MAY - Reaches 15 league goals, £2.5m deposited in his bank account.
17 MAY - Man of the match in 1-0 win over Middlesbrough as Man Utd finish 3rd. 3rd season in a row without a title.
18 MAY - 5th straight FWA Footballer of the Year award - 38 AP, 15 G, 9 AS, 8.10 AV.
18 MAY - PFA TOTY - ML
Man Utd - 51(1) AP, 23 G, 15 AS, 15 MotM, 5 Y, 8.17 AV
Peru - 7 AP, 4 G, 3 AS, 3 MotM, 8.06 AV
Yacob is 30, rich and has 3 years left on his contract. Looking to go into coaching then management.
In other news, Peter Ramage took over as Newcastle manager on New Year's Eve.
Tables
08 NOV - Despite doing so well after taking over midway through last season, Friedel is sacked and replaced with Liverpool's Laurent Blanc.
29 DEC - New 2.5 year contract; £99k/week, £10k/app, £5k/goal, £400k PFA TOTY bonus, £1m for 10 PL goals.
08 APR - Scores in first leg of Champions League quarter final against Liverpool, Spurs go out 2-3 on aggregate.
13 MAY - Hippo, who has 2 caps to his name, makes his return to the England squad 4 years after his last appearance. Will he make the squad for the World Cup?
17 MAY - Plays poorly in 3-1 win over rivals Arsenal as Spurs beat them to 4th and CL football by a single point.
25 MAY - Doesn't make the England squad. Devastated. AVB was just trolling him.
Tottenham - 49(2) AP, 10 G, 10 AS, 7 MotM, 9 Y, 7.26 AV
The cultured winger is 30 and has another 2 years on his current contract. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Alf Griffiths
08 NOV - Despite doing so well after taking over midway through last season, Friedel is sacked and replaced with Liverpool's Laurent Blanc.
06 DEC - TuttoMercatoWeb call for Griffiths to be dropped by Germany owing to his poor form for his club.
08 APR - Plays poorly in both legs of Champions League quarter final against Liverpool, Spurs go out 2-3 on aggregate.
17 MAY - Plays well in 3-1 win over rivals Arsenal as Spurs beat them to 4th and CL football by a single point.
25 MAY - Makes the Germany squad, to TuttoMercatoWeb and some regen called Wagner's dismay.
Tottenham - 45(6) AP, 10 G, 2 AS, 1 MotM, 4 Y, 6.72 AV
Germany - 1(4) AP, 1 G, 6.90 AV
The striker is 29 and has another 2 years on his current contract. Delighted to be playing with Hippo. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Davide "Becco" Anatra
14 JUL - Injures foot in training out for 3 weeks. Becco is looking for a way out of Torino.
04 SEP - Announces intention to leave Torino under the Bosman ruling at the end of the season.
02 FEB - Becco has offers from Real Betis and Real Sociedad. Accepts Betis' offer due to being impressed with their league standing (6th in La Liga). Will move in July.
15 APR - Sprains ankle playing for reserves, out for 5 weeks.
Torino - 3 AP, 6.90 AV
The cultured midfielder is 29 and joining Betis next month. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Cal Searobi
04 SEP - Breaks his shoulder in training, out for around a month.
01 JAN - FIFPro World XI - Sub - 45 AP, 16 G, 7.52 AV.
03 MAR - Makes 100th appearance for England in 3-0 win over Argentina. Scored the final goal in just the 38th minute.
29 APR - MotM and scores in first leg, plays poorly in second against Juventus in Champions League semi final. Arsenal lose 2-2 on away goals.
10 MAY - Has a good game in FA Cup final as Arsenal beat Chelsea 3-2. Score was 0-2 at 80 minutes.
17 MAY - Plays well in 1-3 loss to Tottenham as they pip Arsenal to 4th and CL football by a single point. Probably due to them playing him at MC 42/51 games.
18 MAY - PFA TOTY - Sub - 34 AP, 9 G, 8 AS, 7.39 AV.
29 MAY - New 3 year contract; £140k/week, £14.5k/app or goal, £575k PL TOTY bonus, £725k PL top scorer, £110k/cap.
Arsenal - 50 AP, 16 G, 10 AS, 6 MotM, 3 Y, 7.43 AV
England - 7(1) AP, 5 G, 2 AS, 4 MotM, 8.23 AV
The world class striker is 29 and has 3 years left on his contract. The media consider him undroppable due to form for England. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Walter "Heisenberg" White
18 NOV - Retires from international football after 60 caps and 15 goals in 5 years and 5 months. He hopes this will prolong his domestic football career.
17 MAY - Scores only goal in 1-0 win over Middlesbrough as Man Utd finish 3rd. 3rd season in a row without a title.
25 MAY - Mourinho retires from management.
Man Utd - 7(25) AP, 8 G, 1 AS, 7.39 AV
Austria - 7 AP, 4 G, 1 AS, 1 MotM, 6.99 AV
The cultured winger is 30 and has 2 years left on his contract. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Andy "Howard" Nazário de Lima
23 AUG - Scores first ever goal for Stoke in 5-0 win over Wolves.
26 OCT - Banned for a game after getting 5 yellows.
07 NOV - Beaten to Scotland squad by a 19 year old Newcastle player.
26 DEC - Scores his second ever goal for Stoke, again against Wolves, this time in a 2-0 win.
25 APR - Plays well in 2-0 win over Cardiff as Stoke finish 3rd and 1 point short of automatic promotion.
23 MAY - Played at AMC against Leeds in play-off final. Stoke win 3-1 and Howard has a decent game.
27 MAY - New 3 year contract; £32k/week, £4.4k/app, £175k PL TOTY bonus.
Stoke - 49(1) AP, 2 G, 4 AS, 6 MotM, 10 Y, 1 R, 7.16 AV
Scotland - 1 AP, 1 Y, 6.70 AV
The full-back is 29 and has 3 years left on his contract. Played 4 games at AMC, including 2 in play-offs. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Kingsley Ngo Baheng
15 NOV - After Tottenham poach Blanc, Liverpool replace him with Valencia's Laudrup, who won both the Euros and World Cup as England manager in the last 5 years.
28 APR - Plays poorly in both legs of Champions League semi final against Barcelona. Liverpool lose 3-5 on aggregate.
17 MAY - Has a decent game and gets an assist in 4-0 win over Derby as Liverpool finish 2nd, missing out on the title by 2 points.
Liverpool - 50(2) AP, 19 G, 4 AS, 2 MotM, 6.93 AV
Netherlands - 5(1) AP, 1 G, 3 AS, 7.37 AV
The world class striker is 29 and has 2 years left on his contract. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Mark Sparshott
19 MAR - Plays well in first and poorly in second leg of Europa League 2nd KO Rnd as Man Utd go out 1-3 on aggregate to Bayern.
17 MAY - Has a good game and assists goal in 1-0 win over Middlesbrough as Man Utd finish 3rd. 3rd season in a row without a title.
Man Utd - 49 AP, 9 G, 10 AS, 1 MotM, 4 Y, 7.41 AV
England - 5(2) AP, 4 G, 2 AS, 1 MotM, 7.43 AV
The midfield playmaker is 29 and has a year left on his contract. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Neville Doakes
02 JUL - New 3 year contract; £215k/week, £20.5k/app, £825k PFA TOTY bonus.
31 DEC - Stains groin in a game against Tottenham. Hippo may or may not have been involved. Out for 2 weeks.
22 FEB - Has a good game in League Cup final against Norwich. City win 3-1.
24 JAN - Just can't stop scoring, gets his second goal ever in a 1-2 loss to West Brom in FA Cup.
13 MAY - Plays well in Europa League final, but to no avail as Man City lose 1-2 to Bayern.
17 MAY - Has an okay game by his standards (7.4) in 2-1 win over Blackburn to finish just 7th as Man City appear to be on the decline.
Man City - 60 AP, 1 G, 3 AS, 4 MotM, 8 Y, 6.13 Tck/G, 74 Fouls, 7.31 AV
Netherlands - 7 AP, 1 MotM, 7.19 Tck/G, 4 Fouls, 7.43 AV
The world class centre-back is 30 and has 2 years left on his contract. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Ryan Langley
04 JUL - Rejects new contract, wants more money. Current deal expires at the end of the coming season.
02 JAN - Rejects another new contract, wants higher wages and a better loyalty bonus. Laudrup is rumoured to be sniffing around.
03 JAN - Arsenal accept an offer of £14.75m from Liverpool.
05 JAN - Langley signs for Liverpool. 2.5 year contract; £230k/week, £23k/app, £11.5k/goal, £925k PFA TOTY bonus, 10% sell on fee percentage.
10 JAN - Makes debut starting in a 1-1 draw with Gillingham. Second worst Liverpool player on the pitch.
14 JAN - Second app for Liverpool, gets first 2 goals in 5-0 win over West Brom.
17 MAY - Has a decent game in 4-0 win over Derby as Liverpool finish 2nd, missing out on the title by 2 points.
Arsenal - 22(4) AP, 4 G, 8 AS, 2 MotM, 4 Y, 1 R, 7.18 AV
Liverpool - 22(1) AP, 6 G, 4 AS, 2 MotM, 7.33 AV
England - 5(1) AP, 7.12 AV
The world class winger is 30 and has 2 years left on his contract. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Vladimir "Skalps" Skalpington
17 SEP - After not getting his summer move, Skalps skips training for the sixth time this calendar year. Has now lost out on 12 weeks' wages.
03 OCT - It happens again.
09 DEC - And again. He's transfer listed and still expecting to leave in the near future, as he has for over a year now.
15 JAN - Blackpool accept offer of £0 for Skalps from Sheffield United.
17 JAN - Skalps snubs Sheff Utd. Wants more money and better squad status.
02 FEB - Rejects contract offer from Bradford.
25 MAY - Aldershot, Bristol City and Burton are interested.
Blackpool - 0 AP.
The forward is 29 and without a club. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Thom Van Skeletos
Thom is 29 and still unemployed, but has started work on his Continental Pro License.
TL G
06 NOV - Banned for a game after 3 yellows in Europe.
01 JAN - FIFPro World XI - Sub - 47 AP, 6 G, 7.27 AV.
19 MAR - Plays poorly in both legs of Europa League 2nd KO Rnd as Man Utd go out 1-3 on aggregate to Bayern.
17 MAY - Has a good game in 1-0 win over Middlesbrough as Man Utd finish 3rd. 3rd season in a row without a title.
18 MAY - PFA TOTY - Sub - 32 AP, 4 G, 8 AS, 7.30 AV.
Man Utd - 47 AP, 7 G, 9 AS, 3 MotM, 15 Y, 2 R, 7.33 AV
England - 9 AP, 2 G, 1 MotM, 3 Y, 7.93 AV
The world class midfielder is 29 and has 2 years left on his contract. 41/45 games at MC, other 4 at DC. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Tom Robson
15 FEB - Strains knee ligaments in training, out for 6 weeks. Will miss League Cup final.
22 FEB - Doesn't play in League Cup final against Norwich. City win 3-1.
13 MAY - Plays poorly in Europa League final as Man City lose 1-2 to Bayern.
17 MAY - Man of the match performance as he assists both goals in 2-1 win over Blackburn to finish just 7th as Man City appear to be on the decline.
Man City - 53(1) AP, 4 G, 18 AS, 1 MotM, 9 Y, 1 R, 7.08 AV
England - 8(1) AP, 1 G, 1 AS, 1 Y, 7.01 AV
The world class midfielder is 29 and has a year left on his contract. Looking to go into coaching then management.
William Ingram
20 DEC - Rejects new contract offer, wants more money, better squad status and bonuses for TOTY and top scorer.
26 FEB - Scores hat-trick in 4-1 win over Espanyol in Europa League.
19 MAR - Plays poorly in both legs of Europa League 2nd KO Rnd as Man Utd go out 1-3 on aggregate to Bayern.
13 MAY - Ingram returns to the England squad after missing out on the last 2 years and 13 squads. Will he be going to the World Cup again?
17 MAY - Late sub in 1-0 win over Middlesbrough as Man Utd finish 3rd. 3rd season in a row without a title.
25 MAY - Doesn't make the England squad. Devastated. AVB was just trolling him.
Man Utd - 17(12) AP, 12 G, 9 AS, 5 MotM, 7.44 AV
England - 0 AP
The striker is 30 and has a year left on his contract. Looking to go into coaching then management.
Yacob Claudio
01 JAN - Another Balon d'Or - 53 AP, 18 G, 26 AS, 8.14 AV, 403 points.
01 JAN - Wins his first World Player of the Year award.
01 JAN - FIFPro World XI - AML
19 MAR - Score in first leg of Europa League 2nd KO Rnd and plays well in second, but Man Utd go out 1-3 on aggregate to Bayern.
02 MAY - Reaches 15 league goals, £2.5m deposited in his bank account.
17 MAY - Man of the match in 1-0 win over Middlesbrough as Man Utd finish 3rd. 3rd season in a row without a title.
18 MAY - 5th straight FWA Footballer of the Year award - 38 AP, 15 G, 9 AS, 8.10 AV.
18 MAY - PFA TOTY - ML
Man Utd - 51(1) AP, 23 G, 15 AS, 15 MotM, 5 Y, 8.17 AV
Peru - 7 AP, 4 G, 3 AS, 3 MotM, 8.06 AV
Yacob is 30, rich and has 3 years left on his contract. Looking to go into coaching then management.
In other news, Peter Ramage took over as Newcastle manager on New Year's Eve.
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Becco will clearly be the best manager.
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Been ruined by Man U
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Do the World Cup!